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Christina Aguilera was leaking at the Etta James Funeral Tribute…

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OMG!!!! Tongues were wagging and some were gagging during the performance of songstress Christina Aguilera’s Etta James tribute on Sunday. Not because she tore the roof off the place with her amazing vocals, but because she appeared to be leaking bodily fluids on stage from between her legs.

Here’s what actually happened according to US Weekly:

In photos of Aguilera’s incredible tribute to James — who passed away Jan. 20 — fans noticed odd streaks running down her legs.

“She sang her heart out. It was a memorial service for her idol and she was nervous,” an insider explains to Us of the performance. (Aguilera, 31, has been covering “At Last” for years and called James “a true gift to music and a woman of great spirit and courage” on her website after James’ death.”

“It was her proudest moment,” the source explains. “The sweat caused her spray tan to streak.”

Yet Christina doesn’t appear to be “sweating” anywhere else on her body — except in the vicinity of her vagina. Do women spray tan their vaginas? :shrug:

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Cop Killer Shouts Obscenities In Court, He Also Killed His Baby Mama…

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If you don’t believe the devil is real and can use people, please review the cop killer who had his day in court yesterday in Aiken, South Carolina. Check out how his behavior is animalistic and how at one point he uses obscenities at the judge and reporters.

Joshua Tremaine Jones, 26, was arrested Saturday and charged with shooting Master Public Safety Officer Sandra E. Rogers in Aiken, S.C. Saturday morning.

According to WRDW.com, Rogers, 49, was gunned down while responding to a call from a concerned citizen of suspicious activity at Eustis Park just after 7:30 a.m.

Jones is also charged with the shooting death of his girlfriend, Cayce Vice, who was shot once in the head in her Augusta, GA apartment on Saturday. Cayce (pictured above) was 5 weeks pregnant.

On Monday Jones stood before Judge Donna Williamson for a bond hearing in Aiken. He entered the courtroom wearing an orange and white striped jail jumpsuit. Jones appeared to be experiencing acute side effects of antipsychotic medications.

“Do you want to be screened for an attorney?” asked Judge Williamson.

“I don’t care!” Jones yelled back. After mouthing a few profanities in the direction of reporters, Jones turned his attention back to the judge.

“Do you have the income to hire an attorney on your own?” she asked him.

“Does it look like it? G** d******!” Jones answered back.

“What I saw in court today was a very disturbing individual. He appeared to show no remorse for the actions he had taken. He was disrespectful to the judge and others in the courtroom while he was there,” said Captain. Troy Elwell with Aiken County Sheriff’s Office.

Jones’ father, James, said his son suffers from mental problems, and he might have been off his meds during his explosive court appearance.

Jones’ father also told reporters he believes his son’s actions are the “work of Satan”.

“It’s purely the work of the devil. It’s got to be the work of Satan. It’s a spirit world that is way beyond us,” he said.

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Obama Sends The Same Seals Who Captured Bin Laden To Rescue Americans

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Last night, while the president delivered his confrontational State of the Union address, a special Navy SEAL forces unit, parachuted into Somalia to rescue an American man and woman.

During the fierce gun battle, nine Somali pirates were killed and five captured by the SEALs. The U.S. special forces team was the same SEALs unit that killed Osama bin Laden in Pakistan in May 2011.

The elite U.S. special forces team which killed Osama Bin Laden parachuted into Somalia last night and rescued an American woman and a Danish man in a fierce gun battle with the pirates holding them hostage.

Aid workers Jessica Buchanan, 32, of Rosslyn, Virginia, and Poul Hagen Thisted, 60, of Denmark, who were kidnapped last October, are unharmed and at a safe location. Source

Prior to the raid, Mr. Obama placed a call to Ms. Buchanon’s dad John to say: “All Americans have Jessica in our thoughts and prayers, and give thanks that she will soon be reunited with her family.”

Michelle is wearing that dress Fam. 🙂

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Tiger’s Ex-wife Destroys A Perfectly Good Mansion

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Elin Nordegren purchased a 12 million dollar mansion in Florida shortly after divorcing Tiger Woods. The beautiful sprawling property had eight bathrooms, six bedrooms, a swimming pool and several other amenities one can get use too.

But apparently, Elin felt the modest 6 bedroom, 8 bathroom pad wasn’t quite up to her standards … so she KNOCKED THE WHOLE DAMN MANSION DOWN! That’s right she bulldozed it.

Word on the street is, Nordegren has hired a high-priced architect to build her dream home … and sources say every single worker is required to sign a confidentiality agreement.

No word on how long the project is expected to take — but the internet is all abuzz because Elin is living in a nearby mansion inside the private community while the new place is under construction.

Guess it’s nice to be rich.

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Did Jim Jones Propose Or Just Give Chrissy A Ring?

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I’m confused…..How many of you saw last nights episode of Love & HipHop when Jim called Chrissy out of the restaurant and gave her a ring? Did he even ask her to marry him? Did he even get down on one knee? Looks to me like he just handed her a ring.

Oh I have so many questions…..Why was his “giving her the ring” not an open display of love and excitement? Why were Chrissy’ friends and family not included in on this “ring giving” by Jim? I got the impression that this was a “here you go ring, now shut the hell up”.

Then Chrissy had to ask Jim to put the ring on her finger! I watched in awe like, wow, she’s so desperate for a ring that she accepted his whacked ass initiation of it. I can’t even say he proposed to her. It was like she broke him down and forced him into a choice.

Side note ladies: never force a man to marry you based upon ultimatums and pressure., it’ll never work. The man finds the wife, the man knows when he wants to get married and makes that decision sincerely. Marriage should never be forced. Now let’s see if they’ll actually get to the altar and if Jim will actually set a date?