What people will do all for attention!!!
After launching an intense manhunt for a crazed black woman who threw acid in a Vancouver woman’s face, police announced that the “victim” admitted she made the whole thing up.
“She is extremely upset and very remorseful,” said police Cmdr. Marla Schuman. “In many ways, this just got bigger than she expected.”
“It seems clear to everyone that we have a person here who is in a fragile mental state,” she added.
Detectives said they began to suspect it was a hoax, after other aspects of the case just didn’t add up. For instance, investigators looked at the splash pattern of the acid, and the fact that the acid didn’t run down her neck.
The case turned when Storro’s story continued to change. On Thursday, Vancouver police served a search warrant on the residence where Storro was staying. They declined to say what they recovered inside the home.
The alleged race of the attacker sparked a barrage of racist comments on newspaper message boards all over the country. Some message boards were even shut down due to the violent content of the comments.
Police don’t believe Storro’s parents knew the attack was a hoax., but should have informed police that their daughter had a history of mental issues.
Charges against this sick, race baiting heifer, could include; making false or misleading statements to police, a gross misdemeanor that’s punishable by a maximum of one year in jail and a $5,000 fine.

always blaming something on the brotha man 😦
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or black woman in this case…
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DUMB AZZ..
Cameo what up? ITZ FRIDAY…
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just crazy..
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Hello All. It’s Friday! Yeah! As for this crazy, crazy, crazy bish, need I say more?
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crazy heffa…
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Amen! Def. CRAZY.
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girl i’m ready to whip my hair back and forth and on be on the bar at happy hour tonight!
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These yt women KILL a nigga! Them hoes QUICK to put chit on a minority. From the “Runaway Bride” in Atlanta talkin bout a “hispanic man kidnapped her” to the infamous Susan Smith.
I don’t believe CHIT a yt hoe got to say. 😦
AND they talkin bout NOT pressing criminal charges due to her mental state. NIGGA, EVERY CRIMINAL IS CRAZY IN SOME WAY!
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Just when I thought nothing could surprise me. I felt sorry for this bish. I was also very upset at this “black woman” who made us all look batshyt crazy. #killyoself
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DUMB BISH!!! I SWEAR SUM YT PPL ARE DUMB AS HELL!
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OKAY I’VE SAID IT SOO MANY TIMES BEFORE
THE FACT THAT A BEIGE WOMAN CAN MAKE SUCH AN ACCUSATION AND THE MEDIA ATE THE SHIAT UP AND PORTRAYED THIS WOMAN TO BE A VICTIM BASED SOLELY ON HER WORD AND SELF-INFLICTED INJURIES IS NOT SURPRISING TO ME AT ALL
BEIGE WOMEN KNOW THE POWER OF THEIR WORD AGAINST BLACK MEN/WOMEN-IT’S THEIR TRUMP CARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SOCIETY AND LAW ENFORCEMENT-SEEMS TO ALWAYS WANT TO BELIEVE THAT BEIGE WOMAN ARE BEING PREYED UPON, HUNTED ON, AND VICTIMIZED BY BLACK MEN/WOMEN
KUMBAYA NICCAS-ALL IT TAKES IS A WORD FROM BLONDIE AND YO AZZ CAN BE LOCKED UP IN A NANO SECOND -JUST CAUSE SHE SAY YOU DID SOMETHING WITHOUT A MORSEL OF PROOF!!!!!! NOW THAT’S POWER
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@ Intense, exactly. We’ll never learn tho.
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gonna have to *CO-SIGN* on that u hear me?!
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AMEN MY SISTA AMEN!
I don’t EVA believe they azz! They could have DNA, a written confession, video tape evidence, several eye witnesses, the murder weapon and the accussed is a life long criminal… and I STILL WON’T believe it.
These muthafuggas make chit UP ER’DAY and these dumb azz yt people all too happy to believe it.
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@Intense you hit the nail on the head. I hope everyone has a lovely day and enjoys the weekend. I am Chitown bound 🙂
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so how did the acid get on her face? did this crazy broad do it to herself? or did she just lie about the attacker being a black woman?
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doesn’t matter bottom line she lied.
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And for some ODD Reason I DON’T feel sorry for her (I Just Don’t…) 😦
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She sought a plastic surgeon prior. Was the price too much for a Rhino so that’s why she did this to her self, for a free nose job? She turned herself Asian.
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Thats some BULLSHIT & What on EARTH was this woman trying to accomplish by doing this to herself??? Like seriously, what did she stand to gain?? Thats BEYOND crazy to me, but if you do the crime then do the time. I know if my Black A$$ did it, they would lock me UNDER the Jail!! 😦
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*OFF-TOPIC*
And by the way…. FUCK the Haters! I LOVE me some CEO”S BLOG!
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Now I have really seen it all, just for 15 damn minutes of fame, people get real.
Oh and Tra did you hear that Octomom is going to file for food stamps?. lol
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I knew something was up when she said that a black woman of athletic build threw something in her face and called her a pretty girl. First of all, what stud/butch black woman does that? Really? Seems like a more feminine woman would do that. Secondly, she aint pretty enough for someone to call her a pretty girl and throw acid in her face. Something just didn’t set right with me. She wasn’t pretty ENOUGH for that attack.
The poor woman must REALLY hate black people and/or she has severe mental problems. I suspect both.
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Good Morning all!
No cappuccino today but I’m all the way live.
This chick right here should be locked away in a mental facility. Seriously, how sane can U really be if you’re splashing acid on your face? Hear me now, chick….stood there…and splashed….ACID…on her face…as if it were water!!
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Ain’t a DAYUM thing “crazy” bout this bytch.
@Yvonne,
This chit was planned, calculated and executed. This wasn’t no “spur of the moment” type chit.
Yeah, she threw acid in her own face but there was a CLEAR motive once it was discovered that she went to a plastic surgeon and the next week you just so happen to REQUIRE plastic surgery? People kill theyself everyday so we shouldn’t be surprised that she threw acid in her own face.
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@Man Just because it was calculated and premeditated doesn’t mean she’s not crazy. Hell look at the psychos who methodically murder people chop up their body parts then eat them! They plan their every move and you won’t convince me that they are sane!
This chick has serious mental issues. For anyone to want attention and sympathy bad enough that they will THROW ACID ON THEIR FACE and permanently disfigure their face, they have to be missing a few marbles.
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@Mamacita
That’s not crazy-its actually half-way smart. She wanted plastic surgery and her insurance probably wouldn’t cover it because it’s cosmetic and she doesn’t have the cash in hand. If you get into a bad enough accident, or incidence that makes you almost “unbearable” to look at to the average person- then insurance covers. She wanted the surgery and the acid was just a means to an end. She aint crazy- stupid and a bad liar, but not crazy in the least.
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Well, I agree to a certain extent. To do a crime to harm ANYONE else (in this case the general black female public) means one has some level of mental issues. YES
BUT SHE IS NOT CRAZY! 😦
The difference between your serial murder and this woman was their motive. Jeffrey Dahmer killin people and eatin them doesn’t even have a logical motive. SHE DID! She wanted someone else to foot the bill for her plastic surgery and devised a plan to achieve that.
Ask ANY psychologist and they will tell you just killing someone or harming yourself doesn’t make you CRAZY by legal standards. That’s why so few “insanity” defenses actually work.
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@Man
Because of the lie of the malicious act in itself, I think if she had said “a white woman did it”, she still would have had sympathy and the out pouring of help. I hadn’t heard of the story until after she had admitted she did it. I still think she has mental issues and they should lock her up in a mental institution. If you have ever seen those places, prison without the possibility of parole would be better.
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**What is she emphasizing “I” for? LOL.**
People harm themselves everyday. When you drink or do drugs you “harm” yourself. Should they be in a mental institute? What about people who like to run but have arthritis? That is very painful but some still choose to do it. I guess we will need a new wing in the mental institute for them too.
Yes, like ALL CRIMINALS she has some sort of mental problem. She can be treated within a prison like the rest of the criminals, where she belongs.
I guess we been trained to sympathize with yt folk tho
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🙂 lol at your question about should people who drink be in a mental institution.
I emphasized I because it’s MY opinion, if yours is different that that’s cool!!!!
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People are under the MISTAKEN believe that because they label something as “THEIR OPINION” that it can’t be wrong.
I wasn’t stating MY OPINION, I was stating THE FACTS. It is the description of the psychological science that has already determined otherwise.
Hurting someone or yourself DOES NOT MAKE YOU CRAZY.
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@Man, don’t start no shiat up in here. you just mad as hell @ this post so you just being damnit da hell messy up in here!
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WTH? This is actually sad, it’s clear she has mental issues. I doubt any sane person would deliberately pour acid on themselves. Hopefully she gets the help she obviously needs!!!
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this bytch crazy like a fox. Look how easily the racist media POUNCED on this story with sympathy and outpourings of help and chit.
This was INGENIOUS…
…”and she almost got away with it, if it weren’t for that pesky reporter.”
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White people always get away with ish like this.
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Where did she get the acid from? How old is she?
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HEY ALL MY E-SISTA’S AND ONE OF MY 1 E-BROTHERS!!!
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*OFF TOPIC* : can someone tell my boss that it’s friday and i don’t plan on doing a darn thing today? cause she’s obviously of the mindset that i came here to work.
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And when she sho yo ass da door you’ll be back here hollerin at us. No thank U.
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I sent her an email.
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thanks Anna.
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@Anna
Please TELL ME what the email said? I HOPE you didn’t put in the subject line “BISH Fall Back before you get An ACID ATTACK”
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Uhhhh clearly they must have a coalition or something cuz my boss seems to think the very same thing. Who do we need to talk to about this?
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i’m not too far from the white house so i’m gonna go holla at barack about this!
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LMAO! 🙂
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This is going to sound harsh….but I believe in cases like this where the “victim” clearly falsified a crime just to “race-bait”- the crime should actually get to happen to them. Some Black woman somewhere should actually get the chance to battery acid that face up. At least THEN…she’ll gain pity for a REAL reason.
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Damn!!! But you gotta point.
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^^*CO SIGN*^^
Shiiiiiiid, I was thinking they could take a pizz on her face AFTER throwin the acid on ‘em. 😦
**justice**
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I am ashamed to admit but I totally agree with this. After reading way too many “typical” comment from different newspapers saying that “minorities are getting out of control” and Black people need to go back to Africa”, (a few people even blamed Obama… said that his election was making blacks to bold). I was sooo freaking upset at the way some YT people will use every single crime that a black person commits to crucify the entire race. I think that it is funny that when it happened the media made sure to say that it was an African American woman but when they (GMA) announced that it was a hoax this morning they simply said that the “victim” lied about a “woman” throwing acid in her face. they left out the african american description. GEEEZ!
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speaking of ppl killin themselves everyday, it happens a lot on the metro tracks here. maybe i’m wrong but my first thought is damn u messin up my commute rather than RIP.
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And why the eff is she getting off with $1K fine, UP TO (not necessarily) one year in jail, and her “fragile mental health” will be taken into consideration? Are you serious? When Black folks grossly “falsify police statements”- they don’t consider the mental state of NARY one of us! Ask Lil’ Kim if you think i’m lying! They call that crap perjury and throw the book at us!
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I’m done.
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I’ve always thought that people who could inflict harm on themselves were crazy and shouldn’t be around other people… if she can do this to herself think about what she could do to someone else… just nuts…
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Usually ppl who inflict harm on themselves just want to “see” their own pain. Think of “cutters”. They only harm themselves. This woman harmed herself but blamed it on a black woman, she shouldn’t be mixed in all catagories of crazy.
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and the thing is they can say oh she has mental issues and she’s remorseful but there was actually a search for this attacker and you know some random black woman got interrogated because of this woman! they won’t say sorry to her though.
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RUMOR is that the black woman in Florida (I think) that got acid thrown in her face the following week was due to “retaliation” for this hoax.
Yall better be prepared for these yt folk cause they ain’t even tryin to hide they hate these days.
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Good morning!
I hope all ya’ll that shall remain nameless got it out your system yesterday…..we will NOT go there today. *side eye* you know who you are and you know what I’m talkin bout!!
Anywhoo I have my caramel Frappe ova here @Yvonne, let’s get it. *WAVES*
(On Topic) So now they gon pull the “crazy” card and she gonna get away with filing a false police report….that is a crime ya know????
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“Hey, pretty girl, want something to drink?”
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Dont feel sorry for this bish (not that we would)…She obviously thinks highly of herself….I was always questionable about this shit…that a black person walks around with some dang acid in a cup??? Booo!
This bitch reminds me of the Susan Smith stuff (not as extreme of course) but the fact that she was so adament it was a black person…She would have had longer legs to run on had she blamed it on a white dude in his mid 20’s!
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Unless that girl was recently roaming the streets naked & talking to herself – da hell with her past mental history! She knew what she was doing & now that she’s caught she wants media sympathy for her lack of mental stability?
#kissmyass on that 1!!!!
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*PREACH*
Ain’t a DAYUM thing “crazy” bout this! Anything to sympathize with a white racist woman!
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@Man, you just mad as hell ain’t you?
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Damn right!
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What I want to know is how could you carry that type of acid in a styrofoam cup? Wouldn’t it eat thru the cup?
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Clue number one.
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I see Olivijah and Elove…. 🙂
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Good morning folks.
So now are we suppose to feel sorry for her now? 😦
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@Anne: Morning!
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🙂
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And can I just classify that this broad aint that damn “pretty?”
She wasn’t bad off by any means, but she damn sure wasn’t “pretty?”
I could see it if she said someone said: “hey- crazy cracker bitch? Wanna drink?” But “hey- pretty girl…”? She & her “alleged attacker” would have had to be wearing sunglasses for that….
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That’s what I’m sayin. lol.
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This crazy bitch!
I was watching the All Star Comedy Jam from last Allstar in Dallas and one of the dudes was talking about black peoples crimes and white peoples crimes. He said we know our crimes just off hearing them. Robbing a liquor store….black people crime. Killing all 5 of your kids because you heard voices….white peoples crime.
They should have known this shyt wasn’t even us when they heard what happened.
Aint no black woman walking around with a damn cup of acid. Why? For it to eat through the cup and fuck up her nails?!?!?!? I don’t think so baby. Hahaha!
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That’s the same thing they thought about the DC Sniper. They were looking for a white man while more people were getting killed. Crim has no race. White people rob gas stations and liquor store too ya know…
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@Mahogany, Yep and in the meantime erbody and dey mama was praying that fool wasn’t black!
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🙂 LOL
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My comment was meant to be more funny than literal. I mean I did say I got most of my commentary from a dude on the All Star Comedy Jam. Yes, I most certainly know crimes are committed by anyone of any race. However, I like to be a lot more goofy than serious all the time as you can probably tell from my gravatar. I can give you serious when I want. Look back at my comments on the reporter chic that got harassed. This just isn’t all that serious to me. Ha!! She burned her own da** self and blamed it on a black woman. Now she has to walk around as a known liar AND look like the bride of Chucky. This situation is just laughable to me. :shrugs
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I wanna walk up on her and casually say ” Ya…Ya know you done fvcked up dontcha”
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I knew a part of her story was a lie when she said the acid was in a styrofoam cup. Acid eats away at concrete so…..
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It’s gon be some smoke in the city if this chick get away with this. I be dayumn if I mess my own face up, my own anything for that matter!!
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I know that’s right.
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Morning all.
*Shaking my rack from side-to-side*
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She can eat azz all damn e-day (day) before I believe she is too unstable to be charged 😦
#team tired-of-dis-shiat
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she has to be some sort of crazy if she thinks that plastic surgeons can make her look better than before she threw the acid on her own face.
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WHAT THEY NEED TO DO IS MAKE IT A FELONY TO FALSELY ACCUSE SOMEONE OF A CRIME ESPECIALLY BASED SOLELY ON RACE
I BET THAT’LL PUT A CURVE IN HOW MANY BEIGE WOMEN CRY WOLF
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She wasn’t that insane. She knew to blame a black woman and had a damn good story to match.
There are numerous black men sitting in jail with mental issues…. That should not keep her from being charged. This lady cost their city money and she needs to be charged and convicted.
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^^PREACH^^
I *PRAY* she gets a black female judge and prosecutor!!!
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THE BEST PUNISHMENT SHOULD BE SHE SHOULDN’T RECEIVE ANY AESTHETIC TREATMENT FOR HER BURNS-ONLY STANDARD MEDICAL TREATMENT
A JUDGE SHE ORDER HER TO WALK AROUND WITH THOSE BURNS AND WHATEVER DAMAGE TO HER SKIN IT LEAVES
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Happy Friday People.
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I’m up in here!
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She was just dumb plain and simple…. A chromosome got f-up’d at some point…..
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They gotta charge her with something…Remember that family that did that hoax last year? The balloon boy? That only lasted a couple days and the city fined them! Sooooo I’m thinking the same applies to her since hers went on for a couple weeks…The man hours put in by the police…I mean they classified that family last year as “crazy” too…So um this chick falls under the same catagory in my book!
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I was just thinking about that! They were white and got fined so I’m sure she will get reprimanded for this.
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But YOU already know YT gets Built-In BREAKS… 🙂
The YT NASA chick that was wearing DIAPERS & a TRUNK of Weapons to the YT Father allowing his daughter to go was sailing BY HERSELF and GOT LOST or Something to that effect
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If memory serves me correctly, they charges the “Runaway Bride” too. She needs to have the book thrown at her.
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This is crazy but as we all know, she will get a few weeks in a mental hospital and thats it.
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Um.,This is crazy but as we all know, she will get a few weeks in a mental hospital and thats it.
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Yep. If it was us pullin that we would get some jail time for reporting a false crime, lying to the police, BCWB Being Crazy While Black, all that.
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🙂 i don’t know why i’m so hot and bothered by this story. I’m literally piping 🙂
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I’m so glad she was lying because a lot of people don’t like us when we don’t do anything and as you can see from Sandra’s report that the message boards went crazy and some had to be shut down they really hate all of us if just one does something (or supposedly does). If this case was reverse you can best believe no one would have believed it so quickly and their wouldn’t have been so much hatred shown to the “attacker”. Now they are going to paint this hoax woman as the “victim” because she has “issues”. It truly is “their” world. This woman is crazy and racist (but no one will point that out in the media I bet).
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She is crazy to throw acid on her face, but she is not to much crazy to blame a black person or anyone else for that. She knows the difference between right and wrong. So I do believe they will give her jail time, instead of sending her to a mental institution. Everywhere they was dang near wishing death on this so-call *black female*. Now I wonder what they have to say to the latest developments of this case?
I wonder what about the 2nd acid attack that had taken place right after this incident?
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Now who is going to issue an apology to the African American community? I get so tired of folks always saying black folks did this and black folks did that! Are we an easy race to pick on or what?! This nonsense needs to stop. I’m sure more than a few African American women were questioned about this foolishness!!
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Yeah who?
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I hope she is penalized to the fullest extent ot the law, and the city needs to send her a bill for all the man power that was used in investigating this foolishness!
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i am sooo glad that stories like these show all these self-hating uncle toms that racism IS NOT over !!!!! but seriously the bish burned her own face i swear i told my hubby the day i saw them injuries that was self-inflicted someone THREW acid in your face and none got in your eyes ish like this is why becky will ALWAYS get the side-eye from me
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First of all wouldn’t acid eat through a syrofoam cup…There are about as many holes in this story as there would have been in that ate up cup!
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She wasn’t that insane. She knew to blame a black woman and had a damn good story to match.
There are numerous black men sitting in jail with mental issues…. That should not keep her from being charged. This lady cost their city money and she needs to be charged and convicted.
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^^CO-SIGN^^
If the situation was reversed, we ALL know that the black woman would be charged and convicted like YESTERDAY. Racist Heffa.
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Now she knows she need an azz whooping.
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As cousin Stag would say, “funky bytch.”
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Shiddd, as per usual she’ll get off by falling down on the yt person gone crazy card. They already making excuses for her on this.
See, there should be a law that states if you make a catagorically false report that could lead to someone being charged and convicted (as we know there are plenty of innocent people in prisons to this day) then the person who makes the false claim should be subject to the same penalty that someone who might have been convicted would have received.
For example, if someone crys rape and it’s found to be untrue, they get the same sentence that a rapist would have received.
If we had a law like that, trust, you’d see a lot less cases of this type of tomfoolery.
Plus, soon as they say it was some mysterious Black man or woman, I always give it the side eye, you know they lying.
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This story literally hit home with me being that I’m a black woman living in Vancouver, WA. This part of the country is very racist, so I wasn’t surprised that the locals were almost forming lynch parties ready to go after every black woman they saw. Trust me, the side eyes I’ve been getting have increased since this incident.
People thought we lived in a “post-racial” society after Obama got in office. Blacks get accused of “playing the race card;” however, when things like this happen, we realize that racism is still alive and very well indeed.
I don’t expect they’ll charge her because they want everyone to feel sorry for her, and for the most part, they probably will. We shall see.
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Why would you lie about getting burned in the fact, let alone burn yourself with acid. This reminds me of a story about a woman fabricating a black man had raped her when it wasnt true. Stupid =/
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I felt like something was up when she cancelled her appearance on Oprah. She knew then that it was to much and just like stated before it grew bigger than what she thought.
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Well, that was real intelligent of her.
Scratch yourself and blame it on someone, but no, she took it to the next level and threw acid on herself.
idiot.
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So, did she do that to herself?
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Even when you have a mental problem, you act out what is in your heart.
Jer 17:9 The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately sick; who can understand it?
It is not her mind that is sick, it is her heart. She need to repent and turn to God. That is the only way to change her heart and her mind. We always want to make an excuse for people that have mental problems, but the real problem is sin!
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Yes, like ALL CRIMINALS she has some sort of mental problem. She can be treated within a prison like the rest of the criminals, where she belongs.
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I agree with you.
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I’m so glad I now rarely see white folk, its BS like this that make me keep them at arm’s length.
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Ask ANY psychologist and they will tell you just killing someone or harming yourself doesn’t make you CRAZY by legal standards. That’s why so few “insanity” defenses actually work.
Hurting someone or yourself DOES NOT MAKE YOU CRAZY.
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Here here. Let the punishment fit the crime. Especially if her lies led to retaliation attacks on innocent black women. In fact, she should be fined enough to pay for those other women’s surgeries.
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I agree.. It’s only fair.
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