Tag: Dumb Shit

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Tiger’s Ex-wife Destroys A Perfectly Good Mansion

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Elin Nordegren purchased a 12 million dollar mansion in Florida shortly after divorcing Tiger Woods. The beautiful sprawling property had eight bathrooms, six bedrooms, a swimming pool and several other amenities one can get use too.

But apparently, Elin felt the modest 6 bedroom, 8 bathroom pad wasn’t quite up to her standards … so she KNOCKED THE WHOLE DAMN MANSION DOWN! That’s right she bulldozed it.

Word on the street is, Nordegren has hired a high-priced architect to build her dream home … and sources say every single worker is required to sign a confidentiality agreement.

No word on how long the project is expected to take — but the internet is all abuzz because Elin is living in a nearby mansion inside the private community while the new place is under construction.

Guess it’s nice to be rich.

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Newt Gingrich Said: Poor Kids Have No Habits Of Working

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Translation: Black and hispanic kids in this country have lazy parents who don’t work, therefore they have no work ethics instilled in them at a young age.

Gingrich may be the top runner for the republican party but the words coming out of his mouth are just as stupid, ignorant, lopsided, prejudice and misinformed as he is.

Children born into poverty aren’t accustomed to working unless it involves crime, really poor children, in really poor neighborhoods have no habits of working and have nobody around them who works so they have no habit of showing up on Monday morning”.

“They have no habit of staying all day, they have no habit of I do this and you  give me cash unless it is illegal.

The former House Speaker even implied that poor children’s only hope, is to aspire to be a prostitute, drug dealer or pimp! Gingrich even suggested that schools fire janitors and replace them with working class students.

The republican party has a bunch of ignorant clowns to choose from to run against President Barack Obama, making the prospects for a second term extremely promising.

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“Sarah Palin Is A DUMB ASS!!!!!”

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And anyone who listens to her or take her seriously should be questioned. I hate the fact that, the media is even following her on this ridiculous road trip with her secret agenda as she wants the media to find her.

Palin looked stupid in a helmet and leather jacket, as she rode a motorcycle to a ‘Rolling Thunder’ rally on May 29, 2011 in Arlington, Virginia.

The real kicker was, when this dumb heifer re-wrote history on her own version of what Paul Revere’s ride was all about. Is there no limit to what this dumb ass women does not know??

Palin described Paul Revere as “sending those warning shots and bells” to tell Americans that “the British weren’t taking away our arms.” When in all actuality Paul Revere’s name and his “midnight ride” are well-known in the United States as a patriotic symbol.

In his lifetime, Revere was a prosperous and prominent Boston silversmith, who helped organize an intelligence alarm system to keep watch on the British military.

Palin strung together an off-the-cuff explanation of the famed Midnight Ride for those listening that seemed to involve a ton of noise, bells, gunfire, and a warning that the British were out to take away Americans’ nonexistent Second Amendment rights…

So in other words, she’s the tea party’s Paul Revere of the 21st century, which is why her dumb ass is riding throughout the East coast…

Yeah okay Palin, you are as relevant as the media is making you and anyone with common sense knows you’re an idiot!

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“Woman Dies After Getting Booty Implants”

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A British tourist died at a Hampton Inn after she allegedly flew to Philadelphia to get silicone injections into her buttocks sources say.

Police were executing a search warrant at the Hampton Inn on Bartram Avenue in Philadelphia on Tuesday afternoon, with suspicions that someone is renting rooms in which he or she performs butt implant procedures.

Suspicions of these hotel-room medical procedures came about after a woman visiting from England allegedly died after a butt enhancement procedure and was taken to a local hospital, according to court documents.

Several women from England recently traveled to Philadelphia to receive butt-implant procedures in hotel rooms, court documents say. The Delaware County medical examiner’s autopsy is not yet complete.

The extremes that some women are willing to go through, just to satisfy their insecurities are life threatening and not worth the vanity.

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“The NERVE Of Some CEO Readers”

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Early in the week I wrote a piece about this being black history month and how it will be acknowledged and celebrated here at the CEO’s blog; yet this morning, we received an online article from loyal reader “Angelhair” about getting rid of the black history month celebration altogether.

Dear Blog Queen,

I’ve been a loyal reader of your blog for the past year or so and since it is customary for you to acknowledge black history month on your blog, you should know that there is talk of getting rid of this celebration for good. Blacks have made contributions throughout history and having just 28 days to acknowledge this is unfair and totally absurd.

Attached for your reading pleasure is an article that was posted online supporting the same.

I feel what you will do here on your blog for the next 28 days or less is extremely unnecessary. After reading my email and the article, I hope you will reconsider. I’m sure your readers will agree.

The Article

Peace

AngelHair

Stories, articles and fan mail are always welcomed to me via email concerning this blog., and if I feel such information is news worthy and worth sharing for discussion I will do so; however, no one will ever tell me what I should or shouldn’t highlight or write about at my own discretion.

This reader had a lot of nerve sending me this email but she seems to think you will agree with her…. please sound off, I’d like to know.