On a busy night last week at the Target on Atlantic Avenue in Brooklyn, Ari Nagel, 40, emerged from the men’s bathroom looking a little flushed and quite pleased with himself.
“It’s better when it’s fresh,” he told them.
“It” is Nagel’s semen, and it’s in demand. The 6-foot-2 CUNY Kingsborough math professor has served as a sperm donor for dozens of locals, siring 22 kids over the past 12 years with 18 women of various backgrounds.
For lesbian couples and single ladies looking to have a baby without the expense of going through a sperm bank (which can run in the thousands of dollars), he’s the No. 1 dad.
“This isn’t time-consuming, and I’m doing it anyway,” he says of his hands-on hobby. “It’s very easy for me to do.”
His oldest child, now 12, was conceived with a woman he was in a committed relationship with, but all of his offspring since, he says, have resulted from his donations.
About half the time, he provides his seed the old-fashioned way. Sometimes, a lesbian looking to conceive will have her partner in the bed for moral support while she and Nagel engage in intercourse.
“She’s never slept with a guy before, so the partner’s in bed, holding her hand,” Nagel explains. “Sometimes, it could be a little painful, then after a few times, they’re comfortable to do it on their own.”
Other times, he supplies his goods in a cup, which he prefers.
He often uses public bathrooms, like those at Target and at Starbucks shops, to procure his samples and hand them off to ovulating women.
“You don’t want to do it in one where people are knocking,” he notes.
He will also offer his services in his home near Downtown Brooklyn, but mama wannabes are often more comfortable meeting in public.
Once a location is chosen, Nagel will go into the bathroom, pleasure himself while watching porn on his iPhone — “You can’t connect to Target Wi-Fi if you’re connecting to a porn site, so I use my cell service,” he says — and ejaculate into an Instead Soft cup, a type of menstrual cup“.
He then delivers the specimen to the woman, who goes into the ladies’ restroom and inserts it into her cervix.
The prolific professor is often successful, which he attributes to a high sperm count: 85 million per milliliter.
“It’s off the charts,” he boasts. “The clinic said they’ve never seen anything like it.”
(The Mayo Clinic says normal sperm density ranges from 15 million to greater than 200 million sperm per milliliter.)
Nagel made his first foray into professional baby-making eight years ago with a friend — a single, straight Jewish woman in her late 30s and living on the Upper West Side.
Women who have used Nagel’s services — which he provides for free — say his good looks, personality and high sperm count are a draw.
“He’s a lot of fun to be around, he loves people, he’s outgoing, and he’s gorgeous,” says Tiffany Harrison, 41, of New Jersey, who with her wife, Yvonne, has a toddler daughter, Zoe, sired by Nagel.
As for his own motivations, the big daddy insists he just likes spreading his seed.
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he’s only jerking off for the sistahs? seriously?
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Ugh he’s nasty and the women who take his juice are too 😡
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OMG so he only wants half breed chirren?
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Oh this story is disgusting.
WTF?
What are they going to tell these children when they ask for their father?
Oh he just jerked off and handed you off to me in a cup
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what the flipity fuck
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“He’s a lot of fun to be around, he loves people, he’s outgoing, and he’s gorgeous,” says Tiffany Harrison, 41, of New Jersey, who with her wife, Yvonne, has a toddler daughter, Zoe, sired by Nagel.
As for his own motivations, the big daddy insists he just likes spreading his seed.
******
I’m done
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Trace what you doin giving us such a GROSS story this late in the evening. Too much night life missy 😛
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exactly
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Women who have used Nagel’s services — which he provides for free — say his good looks, personality and high sperm count are a draw.
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what in thee sam hell is this world coming too? this is the new short cut to having a family? Minus a man in the house? Wow just wow.
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unreal
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This story is
How in the _ can you do this without actually being in the child’s life.
It’s like these women have his kid with no attachment.
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NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😡
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wow looks like he’s only impregnating black women with his sperm.
this is some freaky shit.
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ugh and he gets off in the bathroom. wonder what he thinks about to get his Johnson at attention?
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he should be charging a fee for his sperm. homeboy from Brooklyn could rack up.
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how could he have his sperm running all over Brooklyn like that. and gawd knows where else he’s dropped his goodies in a cup? does he see all them children? wouldn’t it be a bitch if all those women sued his sperm giving ass for child support?
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What the fuck?!!! Ok he puts it in a cup so i can’t say he has a dirty dick but he sure likes spreading his seed. 🤔
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So his garden grows in Brooklyn? 😑
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Morning peoples
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Good morning
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Good morning
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OMG😥disgusting
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Wow😲
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Just when you think you’ve heard it all.
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