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Professor who donates sperm in city bathrooms has sired 22 kids


On a busy night last week at the Target on Atlantic Avenue in Brooklyn, Ari Nagel, 40, emerged from the men’s bathroom looking a little flushed and quite pleased with himself.

It’s better when it’s fresh,” he told them.

“It” is Nagel’s semen, and it’s in demand. The 6-foot-2 CUNY Kingsborough math professor has served as a sperm donor for dozens of locals, siring 22 kids over the past 12 years with 18 women of various backgrounds.

For lesbian couples and single ladies looking to have a baby without the expense of going through a sperm bank (which can run in the thousands of dollars), he’s the No. 1 dad.

This isn’t time-consuming, and I’m doing it anyway,” he says of his hands-on hobby. “It’s very easy for me to do.”

His oldest child, now 12, was conceived with a woman he was in a committed relationship with, but all of his offspring since, he says, have resulted from his donations.

About half the time, he provides his seed the old-fashioned way. Sometimes, a lesbian looking to conceive will have her partner in the bed for moral support while she and Nagel engage in intercourse.

She’s never slept with a guy before, so the partner’s in bed, holding her hand,” Nagel explains. “Sometimes, it could be a little painful, then after a few times, they’re comfortable to do it on their own.”

Other times, he supplies his goods in a cup, which he prefers.

He often uses public bathrooms, like those at Target and at Starbucks shops, to procure his samples and hand them off to ovulating women.

You don’t want to do it in one where people are knocking,” he notes.

He will also offer his services in his home near Downtown Brooklyn, but mama wannabes are often more comfortable meeting in public.

Once a location is chosen, Nagel will go into the bathroom, pleasure himself while watching porn on his iPhone — “You can’t connect to Target Wi-Fi if you’re connecting to a porn site, so I use my cell service,” he says — and ejaculate into an Instead Soft cup, a type of menstrual cup“.

He then delivers the specimen to the woman, who goes into the ladies’ restroom and inserts it into her cervix.

The prolific professor is often successful, which he attributes to a high sperm count: 85 million per milliliter.

It’s off the charts,” he boasts. “The clinic said they’ve never seen anything like it.”
(The Mayo Clinic says normal sperm density ranges from 15 million to greater than 200 million sperm per milliliter.)

Nagel made his first foray into professional baby-making eight years ago with a friend — a single, straight Jewish woman in her late 30s and living on the Upper West Side.

Women who have used Nagel’s services — which he provides for free — say his good looks, personality and high sperm count are a draw.

He’s a lot of fun to be around, he loves people, he’s outgoing, and he’s gorgeous,” says Tiffany Harrison, 41, of New Jersey, who with her wife, Yvonne, has a toddler daughter, Zoe, sired by Nagel.

As for his own motivations, the big daddy insists he just likes spreading his seed.

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Tiki Barber and New Wife Expecting!


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Tiki Barber is expecting a baby with his new HO, I mean wife just three years after leaving his college sweetheart and former wife of 11 years when she was 8 months pregnant with his twins.

The retired New York Giants running back told Bethenny Frankel, he and Traci Johnson’s child is due in December before rubbing his young bride’s belly on the show. Barber married his one-time mistress, a former NBC intern, in a civil ceremony in New York’s City Hall in July, after he left his pregnant wife for this skank back in 2010.

Barber declared, that this will be his fifth child and Johnson’s first.

Before his clandestine affair with Johnson became public, Barber was thought of as this committed family man, already the father of two sons and the expectant father of twin daughters.  Then much to the public’s surprise he was having an affair and lost his job at NBC when the affair was made public.

I don’t know why some women think that their love with a married man will stand the test of time, while being duped into believing he’s traded in his dog collar for the high road of moral fidelity. It’s just not realistic! Especially since karma is a bitch and alive and well in every single season of the year.

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Kim Karadashian and Kanye West name their baby “North” West.


Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's Baby Revealed

Now how stupid is that?

I don’t usually blog stories on Kim Kardashian, the slut, whore, tramp who was pregnant and onto her next victim of a man before her divorce to Kris Humphries was even finalized. However, I couldn’t resist the urge to talk about the ridiculous and asinine name she and Kanye have chosen for their illegitimate child born on the eve of Father’s day.

The infant, left the hospital with her parents under heavy security last night. Doctors induced Kim’s labor 5 weeks early to prevent complications from preeclampsia.

The name of the child is so stupid, I guess neither Kim nor Kanye care that the child will be the pun of punchline jokes and idiotic comments for the rest of her life. Then again Kanye’s name is no ordinary tag either.