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“You May Not Eat Yogurt After Reading This”

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A New Mexico woman thought she was eating healthy when she accepted a yogurt sample from a male clerk at a local grocery store. After swallowing the sample, the woman thought she tasted an extra added ingredient that wasn’t on the menu.

So she took her suspicions — and what was left of the yogurt sample — to the New Mexico police department where tests were run on the yogurt. The lab tests came back positive for ejaculated protein, semen, and saliva.

Police immediately took out search warrants to obtain blood and DNA samples from the grocery store clerk, Anthony Garcia, 31. Police said the body fluids were necessary to make sure the suspect doesn’t have any sexually transmitted diseases.

The 28-year-old victim, whose name was redacted from the police report, was shopping with her daughter at the Sunflower grocery store in Albuquerque, when she was approached by Garcia, who worked in the store’s dairy department.

He offered her a sample of yogurt, which she accepted. But she was immediately grossed out and disgusted when she realized the sample “tasted like semen.”

In a handwritten statement, the woman wrote, “I spit it out on the floor many times because I was upset.”

She wrote that when she talked to the grocery store manager Catherine Flores, “she told me it was a Greek yoghurt. People love it has a lot of protein on it.”

The woman said she paid for her groceries and returned home where she discussed the incident with her boyfriend. She told him how Garcia “just come with one sample just for me,” and that “he was so pushy to tell me how it taste.”

Her boyfriend was sufficiently alarmed enough to accompany her back to the store, where they summoned the police. When police arrived, an “extremely nervous” Garcia told them he discarded the yogurt samples in a trash compactor after the woman complained about the taste.

Anthony Garcia is being detained by police until DNA test are completed later this week.

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79 thoughts on ““You May Not Eat Yogurt After Reading This””

  3. He offered her a sample of yogurt, which she accepted. But she was immediately grossed out and disgusted when she realized the sample “tasted like semen…..

    LMAO :)…dude was like wait until she gets a load of this yogurt!

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    2. I find no humor in this! That is disgusting! I hope there is a lawsuit on that grocery store coming. Where are the cams? Nasty…

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      1. @ Yvonne
        I totally agree with you. That is nasty! She don’t know that man at all let alone anything about his health. Make you not want to try any samples anymore.

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      2. Then prbly told her BF ” Yeah boo, I knew my taste testing skills would come in handy one day… just not like this….”

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    1. Well at least she knew what semen tasted like to know something wasn’t right!
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      She knew almost immediately too! She could taste that over the actual yogurt…WOW.

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    2. Well at least she knew what semen tasted like ________________________________________________
      Having never tasted semen in my life, I wouldn’t have known the difference.

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      2. Having never tasted semen in my life, I wouldn’t have known the difference.
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        😦

        =\ suuuuuuuuuuuure…. :sideeye:

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    3. Good morning fam….I really don’t want to know what kinda of “Acquired” taste for Semen one would have to have to be able to taste the little guys in a cup full of yogurt(that had to be flavored as well)

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    12. Anywho!!! HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I dreamed of all of you last night….all of you played a role!!! Wanna know how that went? I kid I kid

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  10. I do not support MWEIDP (Men Who Ejaculate Into Dairy Products) but they are out there.. LADIES you too should be able to thwart the attempt by such men to slip baby batter into your dairy. Let this be a warning to you There is an epidemic here you must began to taste as much Semen as possible! You can not be a victim. DO YOUR PART!

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    1. I think this post is gonna separate the spitters from the swallowers
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      If it’s bitter, spit. If it taste like pineapple swallow…

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  14. I wonder once her boyfriend heard this story he gave her a slap on the butt and said ” Good job babe, I have taught you well!”

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    4. @Slick, You know I’m a good girl. Swallowing or spitting, a lady doesn’t do such things. Matter of fact, that thing they call a penis doesn’t go near my mouth. The ultimate no no! My feelings are hurt…

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      1. a lady doesn’t do such things. Matter of fact, that thing they call a penis doesn’t go near my mouth. The ultimate no no!
        And Why NOT!!!!!!! Sucking Penis has brought peace to many a land and country ask Mr. Clinton

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      2. A lady don’t suck penus but a semi freak will! I said semi because you have to do alot more than just suck it to be considered a freak!

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      3. A lady don’t suck penus but a semi freak will! I said semi because you have to do alot more than just suck it to be considered a freak!
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        🙂

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      4. Good morning everyone !

        I just flatlined @ the post and @ most of your comments… esp. Brown’s !!!

        Thank you for the laugh on a Shitty day !

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  19. Eww, that is disgusting. Now people have to be afraid to try samples? (I was a little already). Not only did the woman get something gross she also has admitted to knowing what semen tastes like, it’s not like it’s something most know in a split second.

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    1. THIS is why I don’t take samples in the store, or eat from the little deli bar. Just freaking nasty! I see people taking samples all the time. Just trifling.

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      1. @lisa: My kids kill me always wanting to taste samples in Food Depot and Publix. Greedy selves don’t need to taste anything in here. Wait until we get home and you can have a Lil Debbie snack cake! Unless you’re cooking the food in front of me, I’m not tasting shit.

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      2. this is EXACTLY why I don’t accept free samples in the mall or grocery store.

        People are plain ole nasty

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  22. This is not funny at all!! FUCKING GROSS! Disturbingly SO!!! REALLY!!! Can’t wait till this DEMON goes to jail…where HE TOO can have all the semen he wants to ingest minus the yogurt!!! He needs to be punished to every extent of the law possible. I hope this is considered assult and god forbid if he has any type of STD!!!

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  26. “After swallowing the sample, the woman thought she tasted an extra added ingredient that wasn’t on the menu”

    HAHAHAHAHA. She drinks a lot of cum to know about that extra taste i guess. LMAO

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    1. everybody talkin bout the semen but what about the saliva? that was just as nasty.

      true…both bodily fluids were just as disgusting!!! Ugh..I don’t even wanna think about it.

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  29. The lab tests came back positive for ejaculated protein, semen, and saliva. –> so it went str8 from his peen into the cup? Ugh oh god, disgusting!

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    1. The lab tests came back positive for ejaculated protein, semen, and saliva. –> so it went str8 from his peen into the cup? Ugh oh god, disgusting!
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      It’s like he jacked off right b4 she came in the store…this is nasty.I mean really.

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