Golf great Tiger Woods and his former wife Elin Nordegren are officially divorced. That means Tiger can go back to whoring as a single man now and Elin can move on with her life.
TMZ has obtained the divorce documents filed in the Tiger Woods split … in which the marriage is described as “irretrievably broken.”
According to the docs, Tiger and Elin Nordegren reached a settlement agreement way back at the beginning of July — July 3rd and 4th.
Elin says in the docs that she wants her maiden name restored — Elin Maria Pernilla Nordegren.
According to the documents, both Tiger and Elin have each completed a 4-hour parenting course.
UPDATE: We’ve also obtained the final judgment papers. It states the marriage “is hereby dissolved because it is irretrievably broken.” 1. In addition, Elin’s request to restore her maiden name was granted.
Elin didn’t even want to keep the man’s tainted last name. Wow! Don’t blame her.
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Good for them. Some ppl should never marry.
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You read my mind.
Score one for dignity! Good job, Elin. Give this tiger a chance to change his stripes on his next round!
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And in walks Racheal otherwise known as *the original side-piece #1*
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Now we can finally stop hearing about this. Tiger was pressured into marriage anyway, he wanted to play the field…. he just paid a high price for it.
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They got their divorced finalized here in Panama City.
I thought that was odd.
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For some reason I think Elin knew, but oh well. I still don’t condone Tiger’s hoshyt! All I want to know is how much money she is taking back to Sweden, cause I know she going to be seeing that 3-6Mafia song all the way to the bank, “I look, I feel, I smell like MONEY!!!!!”
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oops, “singing”
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It’s never good when people get divorced. Especially when there are children involved.
It’s unfortunate for them and hopefully Tiger will become a better man from this.
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🙂 I”m curious too! They aren’t releasing the details but I’m sure TMZ will get ahold of some official documents. lol
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It’s never good when people get divorced. Especially when there are children involved.
It’s unfortunate for them and hopefully Tiger will become a better man from this.
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It’s bad enough when ones husband cheats w/just one, he cheated w/15. I would have not stayed either.
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I think its better he left, she left or whoever left. Children or not.
She has a girl child, right? No way should Elin have even considered staying.
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Good 4 u Elin a woman after my own heart!!!!! Take that, take that, take that Tiger….
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🙂 LMAO @ that sad azz pic of Tiger 🙂
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Is Tiger two tone in that picture?
I’m glad Elin left. I couldn’t stay with ONE so no way in hell I’d stay with 15
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“They got their divorced finalized here in Panama City.
I thought that was odd.”
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GTFOH. You in Panama City? That’s where my Dad lives, I was just there week before last.
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Hopefully Tiger will get some help or maybe not…… I’m sure the groupies are lined up. I heard he was cheap…what’s the point in being a side chick for a cheap billionaire?
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🙂 *CLAPPING MY HANDS*
Mission Accomplished Elin, mission accomplished.
Next up, Lebron James. Who is now conveinantly in Florida…
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@Man., LeBron James is NOT married. Only has a baby mama.
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what’s the point in being a side chick for a cheap billionaire?
Exactly! I guess to be able to say you slept with so and so.
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Tigers dick is dirty. Don’t nobosy want his ass.
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Thank God!!!! Finally..Elin can move on.
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“I heard he was cheap ‘didn’t overpay for cheap azz hoes.’”
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Ah Ha. Tiger prbly somewhere crying. 15 chicks plus the neighbor., Elin was smart for callin dat shit quits.
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“I heard he was cheap ‘didn’t overpay for cheap azz hoes.’”
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Hahahahaha. I loathe you 🙂 Well what does that say about him bedding cheap azz hoes? He could’ve had the best puzzy money can buy…
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HOW MUCH DID SHE GET?
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““I heard he was cheap ‘didn’t overpay for cheap azz hoes.’”
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Hahahahaha. I loathe you Well what does that say about him bedding cheap azz hoes? He could’ve had the best puzzy money can buy…
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Sounds like he is smart to me. Puzzy is only expensive for broke niggas. The more money you got, the more freely it is offered to you.
I know, sounds azz backwards but that’s how it works. 🙂
#hoesarestupid
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I think its better he left, she left or whoever left. Children or not.
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I agree that the marriage should have ended. It was full of poison and obviously the holy matrimony was not a factor for Tiger.
But it is sad when children are involved. Even if they have a daughter, the daughter has to grow up knowing her father wronged her mom. And it was in front of the entire world to see.
This will be an on going family tragedy years after the media is done dragging this out.
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“obviously the holy matrimony was not a factor for Tiger.”
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¿¿¿ 🙂 ???
…and it WAS for Elin??
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She couldn’t have been happier that he “cheated.”
🙂 <<< Elin after finding out Tiger "cheated."
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Good for them and I pray for all involved esp the kids bless their hearts.
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🙂 LMAO!
🙂 You stoooopid. 🙂 Bish knew she was bout to get paid.
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You aren’t familiar with the inverse price relationship with puzzy?
Rich & Famous = Puzzy Discount
Broke Nigga = Puzzy Premium
I know I know, I don’t understand these hoes either. 🙂
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Again we agree to disagree. You don’t see folks with billions driving a cheap car…so why settle for cheap Puzzy?
#menarethemoststupid
That’s why Elin walked away $100 million richer….because Tiger is stupid.
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@ Man
So you think that Elin enjoyed being betrayed, having her business dragged through the mud, people in her family looking down on the man she married (which makes her look even worse for marrying him, and having to deal with this man who committed adultery for the rest of their lives due to the child being involved.
I doubt she is kicking it and living it up and partying because her husband cheated.
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HELLO!!!! I Co-Sign w/ Ionnayah..
That woman has suffered and prbly still suffering more than you’ll ever know. Elin was humiliated. b4 her family and friends and b4 the world. The world’s famous golfer disgraced her. Not a pretty picture.
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@ Man
You aren’t familiar with the inverse price relationship with puzzy?
Rich & Famous = Puzzy Discount
Broke Nigga = Puzzy Premium
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strangely enough I get it. but uggggghhhhh.
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@DeeDee,
Are you comparing a car to a woman? LOL.
I could explain in exquiste detail the difference between an exotic sports car and a “exotic woman” and why one is worth more than the other.
But all you have to do is look at the history of the world and I think it will do all the explaining for me.
Tiger “gambled” that his “marriage” would increase his “brand” as far as marketing, and it did. You gamble enough and eventually you will lose. That’s how it works. In the long run she accomplished what she set out to do, Tiger will be fine and he is a shining example to other people in his position not to get married. Everybody wins.
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i want to agree with MAN, but the truth is, broke n*ggas can get free puzzy too … oh i’ve seen it. and pulling decent looking chicks as well.
@DeeDee – tiger is cheap? it depends on how cheap is cheap? lmao. i’m sure there are tons of chicks that could be persuaded to sleep with him for 500.00. does that make him cheap? i think it makes him smart and these thirsty hoes looks cheap and desperate.
imo of course lol
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sorry man … this is a no go.
“Everybody wins.”
not true.
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Tiger was a married pimp that got caught. noshade.
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“i want to agree with MAN, but the truth is, broke n*ggas can get free puzzy too … oh i’ve seen it. and pulling decent looking chicks as well.”
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Rich & Famous = Puzzy Discount
Broke Nigga = Puzzy Premium
That’s a general rule, not a mandate. Like any rule, there are exceptions.
But all things being equal (personality,looks,etc.), the richer/more famous/more powerful the guy, the LESS he has to do for the puzzy. 🙂
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Again we agree to disagree. You don’t see folks with billions driving a cheap car…so why settle for cheap Puzzy?
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Really? I do. White folks good about driving reasonable cars and have shiatloads of money. Same thing about their clothes. THAT’S HOW THEY STAY RICH. Unlike us
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@ man. agreed. lol
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“agreed. lol”
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🙂
I know how hoes be thinking. I got ‘mind control’ on these hoes.
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lmao.
or maybe those hoes are just dumb as all hell lmao.
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She was never really interested in him. She played the game long enough to get her two babie$ by a wealthy athlete. She will be sitting pretty for the next 18 years. Next.
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I read an article about the buying power of Black folks and the BILLIONS of dollars we spend is used primarily for Clothes, Cars, and Homes- in that order. It also discussed how we spend 287million on bucks so none of this mofo companies bout to peddle books to Black folks cause according to the numbers our arses don’t like to read 😦
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@Man…I’m still disagreeing…The kids lose 😦
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I wanna know right now what is the difference between Elin getting money from tiger AND Kelis getting money from Nas, because last time I checked, Kelis was being cursed left and right, but Elin gets a pass and congrats????????????
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“…I’m still disagreeing…The kids lose ”
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¿¿¿ 🙂 ???
😦
they might be the biggest winners of all.
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@man
how much time have you invested learning on how this HO bizness work?
Is there a class that teaches:
Rich & Famous = Puzzy Discount
Broke Nigga = Puzzy Premium
what is the equation for this // X + Y = Puzzy Discount
X – Y = Puzzy Premium
2
Therefore: X – Y = No Puzzy
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how much time have you invested learning on how this HO bizness work?
Is there a class that teaches:
Rich & Famous = Puzzy Discount
Broke Nigga = Puzzy Premium
what is the equation for this // X + Y = Puzzy Discount
X – Y = Puzzy Premium
2
Therefore: X – Y = No Puzzy
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With age comes wisdom my dear. Come to me, and I can teach you many things.
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MANWHORE!
ELIN WAS A NANNY(AU-PAIR) SHE WAS ON THE CREEP ANYWAY. DID SHE DESERVE THIS? NO BUT NONETHELESS IT WAS A HUGE COMEUP! :0
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“and take your gatdayum name with ya…”
gone head elin. gone head mama.
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they might be the biggest winners of all.
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They are the winners because they don’t have to live in a house w/mommy and daddy pretending to be happy. Most kids hate that mommy and daddy stayed together for the sake of the family. There was no repairing this marriage. The kids are still young and mommy and daddy w/soon be able to be in the same room w/out the side eye. It will take time but it is possible.
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“and take your gatdayum name with ya…”
gone head elin. gone head mama.
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I was kind of surprised she took back her name. Most women want to keep it so all can share the same name. It’s not like we don’t know who she is.
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I was kind of surprised she took back her name. Most women want to keep it so all can share the same name.
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i never took the name of my now estranged husband in the first place. i don’t think folks look at chu side ways no more if you have a diff. name than your kids.
my mom claims that is why she kept my dad last name. said she wrote down her maiden name..to test the waters…on some of my older sister school stuff and the lady called her with all KINDS of questions. said she QUICKLY re-embraced his name.
so many mixed, blended, hyrbid families these days folks don’t have time to look to see WHO last name it is…lmao…
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In a divorce you have to request your maiden name back.
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Why do u have to “request” to use your maiden name?
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@Starr – It basically means that since she legally changed her name to woods when she got married, she had it legally changed back to her maiden name in the divorce.
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i agree with man pussy is the worlds best traded currency- wars have been fought over it, great cities have toppled because of the pursuit of it and the strongest man was brought to his knees because of it the sad thing is half of the world’s women dont know the power of it and throw it away.
either way it goes bitch went from a NANNY to a GD millionaire have a baby by Tiger and be a millionare !!!!! that is what he get he wanted to show the “masters” he had wifed one of his daughters so accept him and he was in the background doing some hoshyt now tell me bet he a “nicca” now
like my coworker says it all fun and games to you cheat on becky
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@Lexy.
LMAO 🙂 Cheat on Becky and ya ass gets a reality check. The man is ruined. esp. if don’t get his game back.
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He shouldnt have cheated!!!!
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Good for them. Now he can continue to do what he’s been doing and she can move on to find a man who will honor their marriage vows.
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*sigh* oh well.
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MAN WHO CARES?!
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$100 Million or almost £200 Million…and she deserves every penny of it!
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Winning all of those championships was impressive but what’s more impressive is all of those women know he’s worth hundreds of millions of dollars and not having any baby mamma’s. How did he pull that off? 🙂
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Good, now he can do all the hoeing he wants.
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And regardless to what she was (i.e., a nanny) he upgraded her when she became his wife. Mrs. Woods. So now she’ll ride off in2 the sunset richer and well off for that along with their 2kids.
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She hit a lick off other chicks licks.
Damn!
Oh well.
Dont get married and fk around.
Well at least hes free to get his Derek Jeter on now.
Fuck all the hoes you want now playa! Your free!
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@Slitherin,
Slither ya ass on outta here with that. lol
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she gettin all dat money cuz he got it like dat. dont agree wit how much but oh well stop slipping and diving in erebodys shit tiger lmao!!!!!!
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I don’t feel sorry for him, he did the actions now he deserve to pay up point blank. Who cares, whether she earned it or not because he agree to pay her to keep her quiet in the long run. Tiger did this to himself so their is no blame to be held on anyone but him. It sucks that his family had to be destroy in the process but again he cause that by his actions so…shrugs…I’ am not mad a Elin one bit
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Well if you gon be cheated on… and humiliated in front the whole wide world this would be the way to go! Girl gon and be fine… now him, not so much… not that he’ll be broke its just he thought he was so fucken untouchable it will be eons before we see him show up in another commerical with his dead father.
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Tiger is not getting to the point when now he is probably shifting the blame because she did what a lot of woman don’t do and that is leave. They are going to have to talk for their children’s up bring but now Elin will not take a lot of shit off of Tiger and I am not sure how he will handle that.
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Tiger is not getting to the point when now he is probably shifting the blame because she did what a lot of woman don’t do and that is leave. They are going to have to talk for their children’s up bring but now Elin will not take a lot of shit off of Tiger and I am not sure how he will handle that.
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Yep she is going to turn into a real black gurl. 🙂
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let the Becky fuck-fest begin….
On second thought, maybe it’s not as fun for him anymore since his golf game is down the toilet and everyone knows you a freak..*shrugs*
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The only words I would have said is BYE BITCH and thanks for the CASH……
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who cares??
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@Angel-Hair.,
you cared enough to 1) read, 2) click the title, 3) type in a comment and 4)was so bold enough to go through the arduous task of pressing post comment…. boy that seems like you care an awful lot 2me…
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These dumb neegros never learn, they always set themself up for YT to take their money. Hey Tiger, OJ’s calling collect he wants to know do you think it was worth it? He dont now… pay for this call
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