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“It’s Official”

The ReadyWriter

Producer Swizz Beatz and R&B singer Alicia Keys, were married this past weekend and celebrated their nuptials aboard a yacht in the Mediterranean.

The details of their wedding are sketchy and because the couple are not Italian citizens, they were married in the tri-state area (New York) first.

The bride wore Vera Wang and the groom wore Tom Ford.

Why Swizz had two bachelor parties, one in New York and one in Italy really beats me; especially since homeboy was hot off a divorce just a month or two ago.

May they live happily ever happy, if such a thing exist.

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127 thoughts on ““It’s Official””

  3. Karma! How you got him is how your going to loose him. All the men in the world why you would want someone elses is beyond me but I guess money doesn’t equal class. Hope it was worth it in the end. Swiss Beatzz never heard of you before Alica Keys and looks like I didn’t miss out on anything. Alicia: You lost alot of REAL FANS over this but most importantly you have apparrently lost your “self respect” as well. I still wish you a healthy delivery.

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  4. Im simply confused. I dont know whether to be happy for them or scream out “HOME WRECKING WHORE”….

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  6. I give it two years before he leaves her for someone else. And I won’t feel a bit of pity for her. You reap what you sow.

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  7. That guy was married when he hooked up with Alicia. He soon dumped his wife and kids for her. When did it become ok for celebrity women to steal married husbands? Just because she is a celeb doesnt mean she has the right to take away someone else’s husband. Its obviously his fault too but with so many single men out there why did she have to pick out a married man out of the bunch? Not cool..

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  12. Previous relationships? This guy was married to the same woman for awhile & had two kids with her & then cheated on her with Alicia. I read the public letter his ex wife wrote to Alicia & it wasn’t pretty! I have no respect for a woman who takes another woman’s husband and makes no apologies. And of course it’s his fault too, but he isn’t as famous as she is so everyone jumped on her.

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  14. I love when people call her a homewrecker…like she was the downfall of his marriage all on her own. If you want to place blame, make sure you include the man too. Oh and make sure you were actually there to see how his marriage ended and this relationshop began before pointing fingers. If you don’t like them, let them be. It was HIS marriage. If he stepped out, then HE will have to be accountable. Can’t nobody TAKE a grown man away from anything he isn’t walking away from already.

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  29. IT WILL FAIL PERIOD! I can bet that and more.

    My thing life has something called “Karma”. Their relationship is built on lies and more lies.

    Her homewrecker ass is going to get what she deserves. Tucan Sam is not a good guy period. That man’s got kids like roaches all over the place and can’t seem to keep his “fruit loops” in his pants!

    I say Karma…..start doing your thing now!

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  30. I also have to laugh at their whole wedding attire! A Keys look like the chiCk from Star Wars and Swizz look like a teenager going to his junior prom. WTF….THIS IS COMICAL. MORE THAN TI AND TINY. At least TI and Tiny I could give them a chance but these fools are wrong from the jump.

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  32. ^^^ for real she needs to wear “red” and show her tru colors of being a whore and fooling around with a married man and got knock up and broke a marriage up!

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  33. I’m putting 50 bucks on this whole mess too. A. Keys in her princess leah head gear fuckery. and mr meerkat looking like busted ass bus boy smh.

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  34. @FaboulousMe.,Thank you! I couldn’t remember that character’s name from Star Wars for the life of me.

    A Keys looks like PRINCESS LEAH and Swizz look like a teenager going to his junior prom with nothing but pass down used clothes from goodwill. He looks like a broke down Tony Montana from Scarface.

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  37. Alicia looks beautiful and I wish nothing but health and happiness in regards to the baby, but in regards to marrying Sammy Davis Jr….umm Be happy and good luck, and hopefully Alicia is “the one”

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  38. yo…his head game must be RIDICULOUS for these women to act like complete fools around this ugly nigga.

    She went from being a questionable dyke to wifed up within 5 months. damn.

    LMAO

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  39. She went from being a questionable dyke to wifed up within 5 months. damn.
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    That’s because she was fucking somebody else’s husband all along. A.Keys ain’t no dyke. sorry.

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  41. There’s something extremely tacky about getting married with a pregnant belly. It screams to the guests that something wasn’t “planned” and now y’all tryin’ to “rush” to prevent the baby from coming into the world stamped as a bastard.
    They couldn’t do this before she started showing? Ha! I guess not…..he had to wait for his DIVORCE to be finalized.

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  42. “There’s something extremely tacky about getting married with a pregnant belly. It screams to the guests that something wasn’t “planned” and now y’all tryin’ to “rush” to prevent the baby from coming into the world stamped as a bastard.”
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    Exactly. It’s still a bastard because although the child was BORN within wedlock, the child was CONCEIVED out of wedlock.

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  43. Congratulations..hopefully it will last but a marriage that stems from adultery,fornication and deceit may never last. So with that said I put $5.00 gas on it. Just playing can’t bet on somebodys failure. Imma just sit back and watch the show. BTW his suit does look junior Prom Ready or bar mitzvah Ready. He couldnt have picked a better suit.

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  44. This marriage won’t last. Watch out Alicia Jordan Sparks is on the come up. Beaks will trade you in for a new model.(3years)

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  47. I still shake my head at this whole scandalous situation, but Alicia does look pretty. Now that little compliment is out of the way, why is Swizz wearing shades at his wedding? That is so tacky as well as that ugly pink ruffled shirt. The black pants with the white shoes is tacky too. His whole outfit is a mess. Why couldn’t he just put on a nice tux?

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  48. This is Swizz’s what? 2nd marraige? He wasn’t into it. The wedding look like it was thrown together. and why take ya asses all the way to Italy? Just stupid.

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  49. @NYChick.,Preach! *claps*

    I agree with you. Everything in those pictures screams it is a “gunshot” run down the isle quick cause I am barefoot and pregnant!

    Either way that child will forever be known as the lovechild that was concieve while his daddy was still married with another woman.PERIOD. Akeys how are you going to explain that?

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  50. That fool wearing shades cause he can’t look people in the eye because of his behavior as a dog. People who are liers can never show themsleves honorable at a wedding no less.

    Now AKeys in the other hand look like a common hussy with no class or even remorse for what she put that man’s ex wife through!

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  51. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! For real! I can swear right about now Prince must be looking at these photos and given a side eye and a “Oh please look” while rolling his eyes! This trick is wrong and everyone knows it!

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  57. I meant to say: DAM A. KEYS and SWIZZ BEAKS!!!

    Tiny and T. I. (TIP) got married this weekend too, not just A. Keys and ugly ass Chelsea Clinton.

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  59. May they live happily ever happy, if such a thing exist.
    *******

    Such a thing don’t exist but karma will… and it is going to come for her and the bird QUICK!

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  63. The back drop in the first picture; simply breath taking. I know Daisy will love that one. Don’t worry hun, our turns are coming soon. I can feel it.

    Alicia looks gorgeous and most importantly, she’s happy. I wish her and Swizzy longevity in their marriages. Love is a beautiful thing!

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  66. *pulls out bottle of henney and stumbles to the stage and grabs mic*

    * in best Vesta voice*

    Cuuunggrrrattulaaaaaaashunnnnnnsssss

    I Hope You’re Happy!

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  68. Glad Alicia has been upgraded from “homewrecking heffa” to a wife.

    July is becoming the new June and Sept. as far as wedding dates go huh? I have been to a lot of July weddings my own self the past few years….

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  69. *pulls out bottle of henney and stumbles to the stage and grabs mic*

    * in best Vesta voice*

    Cuuunggrrrattulaaaaaaashunnnnnnsssss

    I Hope You’re Happy!
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    alright Mashonda…..

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  76. **MOVING ON, I CANT SEE HOW ALICIA CAN EXPECT THIS TO LAST…KARMA BABY! SINCE PATERNITY WAS PROVEN ON THAT UK BABY ..I MEAN REALLY WHAT MAKES HER DIFF? *SIPS TEA & WAITS*

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  79. Everyone swears that this man was faithful and only stepped out of his marriage once…. The child by the Brit was born in 08 or 07 the story came out last year…

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  81. Ummmm. How can Alicia and Swiss get married when his divorce aint even final? I never heard it was final…did anyone else?

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  82. Ummmm. How can Alicia and Swiss get married when his divorce aint even final? I never heard it was final…did anyone else?
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    the divorce is final now

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  84. Everyone swears that this man was faithful and only stepped out of his marriage once…. The child by the Brit was born in 08 or 07 the story came out last year…
    ***************

    True…and Thats for Alicia to worry about. I luv her…but i think she’s in the clouds….but oh well.

    And the other baby Swizz fathered is another reason why I’m so over mashonda. She’s making it seem like Alicia was the sole reason for the demise of her marriage…when the woman across the pond is not the only one he’s been with while he’s married.

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  86. @Starr… I concur this man has been unfaithful the entire marriage however she gets blamed for the demise of it really seriously “come on man”….
    Because Alicia is famous then she become the homewrecker again there is 3 sides to every story his hers and some where is the truth. We have only heard Mashonda side and everyone takes what she says as the Gospel..
    I am so over Mashonda crying over spill milk… She knew what kind of man she had from the beginning now she wants to play victim because he is involved with someone who has relevance. She stood by him through his other cheating escapades, so this one should have been no different.

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  92. Come on PEOPLE… Y’all already KNOW that A-Whores reps her YT Side to The Fullest (Don’t Act BRAND New…) **LOL**

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  94. Now Mashonda is waiting for the shit to hit the fan so she can laugh her ass off in her mansion. 4 different chilren with 4 different women. i can’t believe this is the same woman that talks about empowering women! so fake, like most artist.

    I hope she knows that she got a playa for life. why would any woman in her right mind marry this man. his history speaks for itsself. Se can live in denial, but eventually the truth will slap her stupid ass in the face. What a fool.

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  96. I can safely say that anyone exclaiming ‘do you’ and ‘what’s the problem’ isn’t married and doesn’t see how this mockery can hit home. Good luck to them, God doesn’t bless messes and they’ll need it!

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  97. If this marriage doesn’t work, and it wont. I will get a good laugh along with Mashonda when they separate. I love this kind of mess.

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  98. Mashonda ain’t laughing. She got that nigga on speed dial just as soon as the ink on Alicia’s divorce papers dry. Sitting up in her Grey Gardens mansion counting the days and shit.

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  99. @SoulSistah…no God doesn’t bless messes…find that in the Bible. God doesn’t bless fornicating, gossiping, drunkeness, adultery, slothfulness, gluttony, envy, jealousy, some of which EVERYONE up here posting their hateful opinions about alicia keys and swizz beatz are doing. God hates sin…period. who here has the right to judge her sin before judging alicia’s. some of these same people judging her are having sex with their boyfriend/girlfriend…out of marriage!!! some are sleeping w/ married people!! some are working off a hangover!!! all sinful acts!!! alicia fell in love w/ a man who is technically married when they got together…soooo what…so was obama’s mother!!! let that man’s past be his past!! he is now married to his baby’s momma…how many single woman w/ kids posting this site can say their baby-daddy wanted to wife them up!! not too many. let these people LIVE!! SMH. no-one makes any comments about t.i. who had tiny by a leash for 10 years and 2 babies (and multiple reported jump-offs) before he decided to put a ring on it, but swizz does it BEFORE the kid and people still have things to say.

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  100. Go Alicia! Brush the haters off! Yall some dumb azz people!!! What is wrong with your own lives that keep you checkin’ for Alicia like that!

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  101. Alicia is a home wrecking whore; she could of had anyone in the world why a married man? It does not sit well with me that Alicia Keys is willing to ruin her reputation for Swizz Tucan Sam Beatz. I figure Alicia Keys good woman image was a bunch of bull. Swizz Beats I have no words for him except he is a dirty bastard knocking up different females while married to Mashonda.

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  103. Why are people clowning Mashonda? She’s fine and Swizz Beats still pays her money anyway because of their son and she did get money for herself from the divorce. The nigga ain’t that free just because he divorced her and married somebody else. He did have to pay to get away and he’s still paying LOL

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  104. People need to stop hatin and get a life. Congrats to the happy couple. Do you really think they care what you haters think. Ya’ll are some jealous folks.

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  107. Even if the start of this relationship was based off of cheating that don’t mean it won’t work, if it don’t it will be because everyone wants them to fail, lets just let go and let god if it works it does if it fails it does.

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  108. HEY! here’s a thought, maybe just maybe, she was never the person we thought she was. We never knew the real Alicia to begin with, Only what they wanted us to see. Remember Whitney and Bobby? He did not introduce that ass to drugs. This prob aint her first time stealing some one’s man. For all we know this shit might be right up her dam alley! The truth always finds a way out. Maybe, we shouldn’t be shocked at all!

    Hey Blog Queen!!!

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  109. Get ’em, Alicia! Tell Swizzy to kiss your stomach every day and listen to the heartbeat. Reminds me of when I was pregnant. I asked my hubby to listen and we’d talk to my son. 🙂 They have a beautiful thing together, fcuk all the haters and naysayers.
    Shame to you who diss and degrade and demaean her union and her intentions. Do you know her? No. Stop fronting like you do ok. She has to live with Swizz when she goes home at night and wakes up next to him in the morn. None of us including me know what she feels or him or whatever, so why can’t we just wish them best wishes and let them be?

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  112. I cannot help but feel that this talented, gorgeous young star with staying power has really made a bad choice here. Obviously, I hope they grow old together, but any relationship that starts in deception, will rarely end differently…

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  117. I really don’t see this marriage lasting very long. For starters, he was married when they met and hooked up … I find it fairly obvious that this will turn out just like the Christina Milian/The Dream; Kelis and NAS union …

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  118. Yeah, let’s put a countdown clock on how long til he’s messing with someone new.
    Like they say, if they’ll do it with you, they’ll do it to you.

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  119. I wish Alica and Swizz Beats the best. This guy does not know how to wear a condom, pay taxes or stay faithful in a realationship. These will all become problems for Alicia down the road.

    If she fired her manager because of him, that is a very bad sign.

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  123. this girl is so dickmatized… what is she thinking? What’s so odd about the whole thing is that both of her parents walked her down the isle to marry a loser who got with her while he was married, was being pursued with a paternity suit from another woman over seas (it came out positive btw AND supposedly she even accompanied him to get the test, WTF?!), and doesn’t know how to pay his taxes. I believe in having supportive parents and all that jazz but a REAL supportive parent would sit her down and try to talk some sound and logical sense into this girl. Like the saying goes, you’ll lose him like you got him

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  126. She is no better than Swizz Beatz and they both deserve each other. BTW, isn’t he due in court soon for abandoning that baby he had with that woman in Europe?

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