Tag: Education

Uncategorized

“Rutgers Paid Snookie More Than Nobel Winning Novelist”

The ReadyWriter

Toni Morrison…

The Rutgers University Programming Association are all idiots!!!!! They paid Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi of the reality TV show “Jersey Shore” $32,000 last Thursday to dish on all the bullshit of her hairstyle, that has made her famous. Two thousand dollars more than the $30,000 the university is paying Nobel-winning novelist Toni Morrison.

Morrison is scheduled to deliver Rutgers’ commencement address in May.

Freshman Adham Abdel-Raouf told The Star-Ledger of Newark he thought the price was a bargain given Snooki’s popularity. Another freshman, Dan Oliveto, said it was a waste of money –>(I-agree).

Snooki demonstrated to the students of Rutgers, on how she creates that stupid poof on top of her head and then gave them this advice: “Study hard, but party harder.”

Uncategorized

“Brooklyn Teacher Fakes Fall To Avoid Review”

The ReadyWriter

Ilene Feldman is an untenured Brooklyn high-school teacher, who threw herself down a flight of stairs to avoid a classroom observation by her supervisor.

Staffers at the high school for Innovation in Advertising and Media, told investigators that, Feldman was so terrified about this observation; which was coming in the wake of a poor performance review, staged a fake fall to avoid a second negative rating.

Administrators at the school, who were already suspicious of Feldman’s injuries because they coincided in time for the review, handed security-camera footage to school investigators after concluding that Feldman (in a controlled fall) purposely threw herself down the flight of stairs.

When confronted by investigators, Feldman twice declined to watch frame-by-frame footage of her fall. She kept insisting her tumble wasn’t a tall tale — but quickly resigned from her position.

City Department of Education officials said Feldman, who was earning $50,000 a year, has since been barred for employment in the city schools system.

You can view Ilene’s fake fall right here!