Her name is “MissTearyManMade”…you will question that name once you view this video.
The thing that really has me confused is, her production company: “Strange BeautyProduction.com”
Thanks to loyal reader Ashanti, for the Video and photo-op.
“She’s a New Rapper In The Game?”
Conversations Of A Sistah 
I just LOST my damn breakfast!
WTF? for real Ms. Bell.
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@QTip,
I was atleast able to keep my lunch down but damn this is awful!!!
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“I just LOST my damn breakfast!” And I just lost my damn mind for subjecting myself to such bullshit.
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WTH?
I’m confused…..
Is that a real woman or a man dressed like a woman?
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I agree Zion….This is Creepy.
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I tried to watch with a straight face BUT the voice had me crying.
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@Zion, a man posing as a woman! he/she is a fuckin IMPOSTER!
That lipstick on dem lips looks like she just ate a pile of purple shit!
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I just peed my damn pants. What in the ? Who in the?
I’m done this has to be the funniest thing I’ve seen since Antwon Dobson. LMFAO
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I say dis here is a he/she transvesdike all hands mutha-fuckin down.
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Mama said if you aint got nothin nice to say, say nothin at all
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What’s up w/the 10 lb gold necklace and her Aretha Franklin upper body type. I don’t know who she is.
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He or she could use a good push-up bra
Morning ya’ll.
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Good morning Mrs. 🙂
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Morning.
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Ugh!!! she’s big and fat. and hip hop likes sexy vixen chicks rappin?
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Nah Wanda,
Usually the big man lookin hoes are the ones that succeed.
Queen Latifah
Missy Elliot
Eve
MC Lyte
Trina…
Not a sexy vixen among them. Hail, it’s “Questionable” about them being chicks…
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Her nose needs to have weight reduction surgery.
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LMAO!!!! 🙂
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What are yall talking about…She’s cute.
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@Jamilla, yeah she cute for a Baby Hippo
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🙂 Lookin like she lookin for a nice river or pond she can wallow in.
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First of all, this fat bitch can’t even BREATHE!!! she had to keep catchin her breathe in between lines.
Did ya’ll see the whole video?
Stomache wabbling as she rappin. Look like she’s rappin from a chair in a parking lot.
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“Why you breathing so hard?”
“So I can live” – that big dude from BET
The confidence is sexy…homey it’s a photo shoot!
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Omar,
Is it in a hoveround i cant imagine the damage it would do to its hind legs if it stood up!
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I agree @Ace,
Is he/she rapping from a swivel chair? At least stand up when you are talking hard about being a dangerous bitch! What’s he/she going to do, roll over somebody?
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“Is it in a hoveround”
LMAO!!!! It’s too early for this, ah god i can’t take it!!!
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I CANT ………I REALLY JUST……………..CANT, AND DON’T WANNA EITHER
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If anybody is looking for the road to destruction, just look between her chest.
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I can’t keep the contents of my stomach down.
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O_O
After listening…. I think that’s a dude.
God no 😦
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“MissTearyManMade” – That is a Man Made Drag Queen!!!
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@Starr, this is definitely a man. The only woman I know with breasts that actually look like that is Mo’Nique and she sounds like a woman. THIS PIECE DOES NOT.
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Everything about this (Thing) is wrong, from the chopped off eyebrows, the blue majic lipstick, the nile river runs through it chest, the connect the dots breasts, the cow that die fur coat, the kool moe d chain, I can’t, I’m out….
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Have any of you even listened to Miss Teary Man Made?
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@Seriously, yes I listened and my azz was amazed when I heard her.
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@ Seriously & Ashanti,
I listened, and my comment still stands
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hell i’m wondering why isn’t she signed to a label yet.??
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Ashanti, you couldn’t possibly be serious!!! It’s hard enough listening to that scruffy azz man voice. So, the thought of having to watch her stomp around on stage or tv is REALLY making me ill.
Why isn’t she signed?!?!?!? Did you really have to ask that?!?!?
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AND Ashanti,
her flow isn’t all that tight. She has a lisp for crying out loud!
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LMAO!!!!
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she kinda remind me of the late *Biggie Smalls*
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How bout BIG and Aretha as her Mom and Dad? Anyway…the woman needs a serious diet program.
She’s a couple of hot wings away from a massive heart attack.
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Yall funny…that’s all Imma say!!!
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Ashant, you started this shit so what you talkin bout?
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this is the funniest thing i have read on the ceo blog 🙂
lmmfao!!!
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She sort of favors the old Kelly Price in the first pic
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I keep watching this video finding new stuff that I didn’t see before???
Why does the website on the vid say strange beauty productions?!?!?!?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yes, that is surely some STRANGE beauty she has…
going on.
And did she just say something about crashing, smashing and landing on somebodies rooftop?!?!? WTF
All I ask is that she doesn’t land on my rooftop. My insurance company wont pay out if a Brahma Bull falls into my living room.
I swear Ms. Bell! Some of this stuff I know you just post for kicks.
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NO COMMENT. But silence says everything… Nuff said, lol.
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1 comment 1 question….
1. sound like she need a 2pc and a biscuit for a breathin’ treatment
2. are those big-ole tiddies or Man tiddies!
#imjussayin
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WTF?
I’m scared…for real ya’ll.
she/he scares me. 😦
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Never fear sweetie, Aunt Daisy’s here. 🙂
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Jesus, Mary and Joseph!!!!!!!
If this is the state of HipHop, Ya damn right “bitches better beware”…
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I swear PointMen,
she sound like she comin to kick somebody’s azz.
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*chanting, breathing hard and pumping fists*
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don’t worry @Felicia baby,
she gotta catch you first and all you gotta do is throw some chicken wings @her fat azz and she’ll stop n eat those first, n by the time she finishes, you’ll be long gone!!!!
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I agree w/Felicia,
This is some scary shit. And I just started sleeping through the night. SMDH
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Why did I make sure my doors were locked after watching her?
Did she say “……..just ‘asph’ 50 cent” ? I wonder if he’s on her mixsph’ CD? LOL – her lisp & rapping is killing me!
She need to lay off the koolaide or that Ms. Melody chain around her neck is causing that acanthosis nigricans she got.
*smh*
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WHAT IN THEEEE HELL IS THAT???
There is a LOT going on..the eyes, the nose, the lipstick, the tiara, the boobs, the voice, the LISP??
@Felicia, I’m scared! No seriously. WTF?
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This has to be a dude….Did y’all listen to her voice? It’s Santa Claus Bitches…..Oh my goodness this was comical!
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And in the words of the late Bernie Mac, “Ohhhhhh I’m nervous”.
“Did ya see that america?”
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Yvonne,
I WATCHED TWICE and I am STILL confused…made me pour more WINE…
WTF IS this Ms. Bell/Ashanti??
“LUUUUUCY…you got some ’splaining to dew!!!!”
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DEW this person got a muffing LISP? As I listen AGAIN…
OKAAAAY sounding more like Cindy Brady…
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“It’s Santa Claus Bitches”
Yvonne, sounds like she has a thyroid gland problem that makes her voice a little deep. And, yes, I fell out when she said that Santa Claus line.
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Imma dangerous bitch, You in danger bitch….Best line ever, LMAO!!!
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😦
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I’m all late, but this is HI-larious! Ya’ll went in hard already.
MissTeary is a transgendered person that’s why she has that raspy voice. A combo of Big, Kim, BoneCrusher, and pastor troy…
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WTF is Pastor Troy Nicole?
LMAO!!!
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I was waiting to see if one of the man-boobs pop out!!!!
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LOL!!!
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Oh and these Comments are Just HILARIOUS (Real…)
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I saw some of the other videos..I must say she has a nice flow. Her being trangendered doesnt bother me at all…but that lipstick is something else 🙂
In the first picture she actually looks nice
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“a nice flow?” @SweetPea,
With that lisp and being outta breathe? she didn’t flow at all!
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I JUST listened TO and SEEN This MESS (And NOW My Thoughts…)
NOT that I wanted to but I ONLY saw from HALF HER STOMACH UP… She has NO NECK (At ALL…) and those FLAP-JACKS that I GUESS can be classified as Female BREASTS is Seriously Debatable IMO
THIS COULD VERY WELL BE AN OBESE MAN WITH MAKE-UP & A WIG ON !!!
🙂
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I think she’s all man!!!
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“I think she’s all man!!!” – so do i
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all man dressed in drag.
voice deeper than a basement hole.
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speechless…….:wtf
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WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yo……..smh
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After watching this atrociousness 3 TIMES, i still can’t figure out if “it” is a he or a she.
when “IT” was all worked up towards the end, the wig was fidgeting on this bald head.
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3x? You’re good Mahogany, could barely stomach it once.
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I want that necklace but I’m sure it’s actually a nice ass bike chain.
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STRANGE AND BEAUTIFUL DOT COM?! nigga no.
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Damn. When did Aretha Franklin start rapping!
This chick sounds like a gay dude.
NEXT!!!
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*Ties rope around neck & jumps off dresser*
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LMMFAO Yasha!!! don’t jump!
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the horror!!!!!!! Make it stop Q!!! make it stop! *rocks back n forth*
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don’t blame u Yasha. 🙂
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GOOOOOT DAMN!!!!
This SHIT RIGHT HERE!!!! WOW!!!!
Trace does something deeper erday to just FUCK US UP!!!!!!
THIS IS A DAMN SHAME AND A FUCKING MESS!!!!!
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WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK?
did this bitch kill BIG, swallow him & jack him for his vocal chords?
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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😦 I’m confused lol
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don’t be confused chrissy,
i’m sure if we checked dat dress (and lawd knows i wouldn’t) we’d find he/she with a rod!
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This vid is a flaming hot mess!!!!.
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“This vid is a flaming hot mess!!!!.”
I agree!!!
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i believe this is a tranny.
thatisall.
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That’s definitely a man (thank goodness, I’m glad that’s not a real woman looking like that). I guess if your fat enough even men can have breast that look real. That would really turn the rap industry on it’s head if a drag queen would become famous.
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That voice is killing me!!!
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the voice??? what about that lisp and a whole host of other shit??
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she sound like a damn man @OTB: Hell!!! Her shit sound deeper that my pop’s.
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Oh Lawd!!!!
What the hell and who the hell???
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my sentiments exactly @daisy!!!
now imma scroll up cause i just know the fam went “buck-wild” on diss shit!!!
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First of all, WTF is a “MissTearyManMade”
Is she trying to say, “Man made her and not God?”
WTF???
I am truly bugging the fuck out on this one.
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LMMFAO!!!!
@Civil, Welcome to the ‘our eyes are fucked up from lookin @this shit’ club.
LOL!!!
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Unreal!!!! But this shit is scary!!!
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