What is up with these artist asking “fans” to help them with naming their album. Kelly Rowland was inviting people to help her name her album, now Beatz?! Where is the creativity!? ugh
Him and his wife are loving all this attention. No matter how negative it is. They annoy me. He knew that tweet would bring a lot of shit talkers out. They kill me.
Damn the album can have so many names: and these are some:
“From Russia with Baby.”
“Shameless.”
“Swizz Beat=Dead Beat”
“Meerkat Manor”
“Uncle Sam wants Toucan Sam.”
Bitch Made
She loves me. She loves me not.
I found love on an easy street
The Boi is mine
The check is in the mail…ain’t it baby?
I Am…Meerkat Keys.
The Black (American Express) album
Black Russian, I’m Global
The Nose Whisperer
Who’s zooming who?
She don’t know: The beginning.
She don’t know either. Pt 2
She dont’ want to know. Pt 3
She ain’t learned yet. Pt 4
They stupid: The final chapter.
Pappa got a brand new hag.
MegaLeecher…The Blueprint.
Gigolos and Meerkats get lonely too.
Hurt, Sin and Sire.
Whoop dat tricks purse.
If you don’t know me by now…you oughta.
Mamma’s baby, Pappa’s…Oh, fuck it.
Since I lost my baby’s condom.
Can you smell what I’m cookin?
I got mine. Did you get yours? Vol 1
Nevermind…I got yours too! Vol 2
Parlay Bitches!
Alicia’s money is a helluva drug
You don’t know my name…Swizz Cheats Allthetime
Meerkat Lovin’
The big payback…To Mashonda with love
The big paycheck…Alicia added my name
The big payoff…Forever, Clive
Big Pimpin’ Spendin Her Cheese
Bling Bling, She Bought Her Own Ring
We are Families…I Got 3 Good Years in Me
Back That Cash Up
Swizz Bank Accounts
I was too scared to come in, but its an accident i couldnt miss. i am not a regular poster, but i love reading the regulars’ comments…more importantly…i chuckled out loud at every one! esp…the ‘why can’t he get mashonda to name it…’
CONFESSIONS OF A MEERKAT VOL4 : TRACKS ON THE CD….. 1. MASHONDA’S BLUES 2. ALICIA GOT 4 MILLY ON IT 3. RUSSIAN ROULETTE (I DON’T SHOOT BLANKS) 4. SLEEPING WITH AND MARRRIED A SUPER(STUPID) WOMAN 5. POPPA KEEP’S MAKING A BIG HAWT MESS 6. I CAN GIVE YOU A BABY AND 3 YEARS. 7. I CAN’T MANAGE MY DICK SO I AM GOING TO MANAGE MY WIFE 8. NO PRE-NUP NEEDED 9. HELP ME PUT MY NAME ON THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE 10. LATIFAH WAS RELLY MY BEST MAN.
He’s flyin’ in your windows
He’s snatchin your people up
Tryna impregnate em so y’all need to
Hide your kids, hide your wife
Hide your kids, hide your wife
Hide your kids, hide your wife
And hide your husband
Cuz he’s impregnantin’ errbody out there
SB can not be serious. He’s not even waiting until the ink dries on his marriage license to start marketing himself. AK is a fool!
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How about you have Fantasia on the hook and remix Fancy:: ” Oh you Married Huh?? Oh you married Huh??married or separated I don’t give a whaaat, married or separated I don’t give a whaaat!
(have dmx bark in the background)
^Yep! And although Alicia tied the knot, the way she went about it doesn’t make her look any better than Fanny. They all deserve everything coming to them.
Conversations Of A Sistah 
Good morning. I’m lol already. Another loaded post.
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I: Illegitate R:Relationship S:Swiss.
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He should title it: I know, I know…”Who gives a Flying fuck!”, “Womanizer” or “I knock em’ up”…
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Name it : Leave my bitch with a baby..
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How about, ‘That’s just my baby mama’?
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How about, ‘That’s just my baby mama’?
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Nah man, that was a song!!!
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I’ll be back to see what others have to say…I have a feeling the comments here are going to be OFF THE HOOK (as Trace would say) on this one!
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KING ISSUES? MORE LIKE…KING SIZE ISSUES.
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“It Ain’t Mine, Maury!”
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He opened the door to get clowned….he knows good and damn well what this line of questioning would elicit.
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I: Illegitate R:Relationship S:Swiss. I almost peed on myself..YOU ARE HILARIOUS..loves the CEO. Blog.
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He should name it: name it KARMA!!!
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The Nose Knows…The Streets
Tucan Sam Presents.. Life ain’t like a box of Fruit Loops.
My Girl Got A Girlfriend..But the bitch got money.
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What is up with these artist asking “fans” to help them with naming their album. Kelly Rowland was inviting people to help her name her album, now Beatz?! Where is the creativity!? ugh
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He’s just trying to capitalize off of Alicia’s fan base.
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🙂 LOL… I’m ready for the shade thrown by the ceo blog regulars!
*grabs popcorn*
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Why don’t he just get Mashonda to name it…
Morning fam.
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He should name the CD: “Music To Wreck Homes By”
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“PIMPING Is So Easy: Swizzy-The-Pimp Chronicles-Volume one”
OR
“Unrelated ISSUES” Diaries of a REAL Super Producer
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cheaters, or dead beat take your pick..
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“I’m
Really
Stupid…”
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Just reading the comments and “Leaving my bitch with a baby.” is Sooo CLEVER (Real…)
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Here are a few titles he can work with:
HypnoPenis
We moving on up to the east side
I put a spell on you (and now your mine)!
Your check is in the mail
How to get over
I’ve got a golden ticket
from hags to rich bitches
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I am ^^^lol!!!
🙂
I am LMAO!!!!!
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alright i’m gonna just sit back and let ya’ll go in on this one
*pulls up a chair-sips coffee slow*
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It’s too damn early for this…I can’t I just can’t…
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Him and his wife are loving all this attention. No matter how negative it is. They annoy me. He knew that tweet would bring a lot of shit talkers out. They kill me.
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Woooowwwww I just spit my coffee onto my screen after reading some of ya’ll’s comments.
You people are too much.
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Morning*
It’s too damn early for the drama.
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The Adventures of Pinocchio: Pimp This Bitche!
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Damn the album can have so many names: and these are some:
“From Russia with Baby.”
“Shameless.”
“Swizz Beat=Dead Beat”
“Meerkat Manor”
“Uncle Sam wants Toucan Sam.”
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Beaked Chronicles
I Like Lesbians: Forreal, Nigga, I like Lesbians
White People Don’t Know My Name
OH U MAD I CHEATED? DEAL WITH IT
4 Baby Mamas and a Cockatoo
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Ya’ll are hilarious.
Tracy know how to keep you going!!!
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Why do these “artists” continue to ask fans for album titles? I guess that shows how uninspired their “music” is.
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You better hope you sell some albums fool. Oh yea heres a name: On to the next one.
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either golem’s son or scarecrow business.
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Here is a few more:
eat the cake anna mae
chain of fools
whos your daddy!…no really, whos your daddy?
Shuga mamma
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“Songs in the Key of Trife”
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HOW COME YOU DON’T CALL ME,
KARMA,
A WOMAN’S WORTH,
Stolen MONMENTS,
OOHH I GOT IT…. FALLIN’, because that’s what you are FALLIN’
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DEAD AT “SONGS IN THE KEY OF TRIFE” OMG!!!!
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How bout DECIET!!!!!
How bout that one…He’s a fool. Cause that’s a loaded twitter suggestion. Esp. if he really wanna know how people feel.
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C’mon son! That’s just too easy.
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Bitch Made
She loves me. She loves me not.
I found love on an easy street
The Boi is mine
The check is in the mail…ain’t it baby?
I Am…Meerkat Keys.
The Black (American Express) album
Black Russian, I’m Global
The Nose Whisperer
Who’s zooming who?
She don’t know: The beginning.
She don’t know either. Pt 2
She dont’ want to know. Pt 3
She ain’t learned yet. Pt 4
They stupid: The final chapter.
Pappa got a brand new hag.
MegaLeecher…The Blueprint.
Gigolos and Meerkats get lonely too.
Hurt, Sin and Sire.
Whoop dat tricks purse.
If you don’t know me by now…you oughta.
Mamma’s baby, Pappa’s…Oh, fuck it.
Since I lost my baby’s condom.
Can you smell what I’m cookin?
I got mine. Did you get yours? Vol 1
Nevermind…I got yours too! Vol 2
Parlay Bitches!
Alicia’s money is a helluva drug
You don’t know my name…Swizz Cheats Allthetime
Meerkat Lovin’
The big payback…To Mashonda with love
The big paycheck…Alicia added my name
The big payoff…Forever, Clive
Big Pimpin’ Spendin Her Cheese
Bling Bling, She Bought Her Own Ring
We are Families…I Got 3 Good Years in Me
Back That Cash Up
Swizz Bank Accounts
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Blame it on the Goose. Blame it on the alcohol.
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LMAO@
I got mine. Did you get yours? Vol 1
Nevermind…I got yours too! Vol 2
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🙂 Oh god I’m DEAD!!! 🙂
You ceo bloggers are SICK!!!!!
LMAO
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Um Felicia, you apart of this ceo blog family too. so if we sick so are u. 🙂
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Good morning CEO Bloggers> Hey Tracy Bell.
I see ya’ll got the party started early. 🙂
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Y’all are too damn funny! I almost wet myself while reading all of these comments. Y’all got jokes this morning!
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O.k. here’s one…
She paid my taxes Vol 1
And child support too! Vol 2
I’m still creeping Vol3
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Elizabeth I’m comin…*grabs my chest*
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I was too scared to come in, but its an accident i couldnt miss. i am not a regular poster, but i love reading the regulars’ comments…more importantly…i chuckled out loud at every one! esp…the ‘why can’t he get mashonda to name it…’
You people are funny. 🙂
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omg…why?
Why Tracy why???
I’m choking on my bagel.
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(*get you diamondring here-get your diamondring…*)
(*f*ck y’all 6itches, nah lets f*uck too*)
(*get me back my bodied*)
(*hey lady…(whispering)do you have a witness*)
(*on to the next one*)
(*Intire state of Mind*)
(*Already home…for a minute*)
The Hip Hop(e) Writer
(*from swizz beats to alicia’s sheets8)
(* i got my skank and my 2 steps*)
(*Ruff “international” Ryder*)
(*I-mma R-eal S-spectical*)
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🙂 LMAO @The Hip Hop(e) Writer..
Sounds like all the fellas rolling over hard on this one.
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Good Lawd! And Morning all.
I’m cracking up!!!!
Thanks for the early morning laughter.
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B A B Y M A M A
This goes out to all my baby mamas I’m gettin paid from all these baby mamas.
Smile For The Camera
Your daddy’s rich and your momma’s good looking (But she paying for all the sh*t)
Who Let This Nose In My Womb
Trapped In The Closet…With Her Checkbook
Part 1 2 3 4 5 etc.
Get Rich From This B*itch or Die Tryin’
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CONFESSIONS OF A MEERKAT VOL4 : TRACKS ON THE CD….. 1. MASHONDA’S BLUES 2. ALICIA GOT 4 MILLY ON IT 3. RUSSIAN ROULETTE (I DON’T SHOOT BLANKS) 4. SLEEPING WITH AND MARRRIED A SUPER(STUPID) WOMAN 5. POPPA KEEP’S MAKING A BIG HAWT MESS 6. I CAN GIVE YOU A BABY AND 3 YEARS. 7. I CAN’T MANAGE MY DICK SO I AM GOING TO MANAGE MY WIFE 8. NO PRE-NUP NEEDED 9. HELP ME PUT MY NAME ON THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE 10. LATIFAH WAS RELLY MY BEST MAN.
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🙂
LATIFAH WAS RELLY MY BEST MAN.
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I am gone from these comments. I’m literally crying at my desk.
🙂
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I got some…..
King Issues “Homewrecker R Us” feat Alicia Keys
King Issues “Prenup”
King Issues ” On to the Next Ho”
King Issues ” I maybe your next baby’s daddy”
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King Issues “The Grand Tucan Sam Hussle”
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I can see his album line up! lmao!
1. Intro (bird noises of the amazon)
2. Confessions of the Tucan
3. I believe I can fly
4. Homewrecker Feat. Alicia Keys
5. I.R.S. (Illegitate R:Relationship S:Swiss) lmao!!!!!
6. On to the Next Ho (some niggas lookin for a lot of cheese)
7. Oops! I did it again
8. O.M.G.(I owe a lot of money)feat. Usher
9. Papers feat. The Dream
10. It wasn’t Me feat. Shaggy
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LMAO ya’ll aren’t naming his CD, ya’ll are naming the CD and making a tracklist too.
Ya’ll crazy.
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Songs in the Key of Trife has my vote.
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I just called to say ‘bawk bawk’.
If I were a bird.
I’m so paid (Feat. Alicia Keys)
Toucan Life: Vol 1
Still B.I.R.D
Crybaby (Feat. Mashonda)
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He’s flyin’ in your windows
He’s snatchin your people up
Tryna impregnate em so y’all need to
Hide your kids, hide your wife
Hide your kids, hide your wife
Hide your kids, hide your wife
And hide your husband
Cuz he’s impregnantin’ errbody out there
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Adam, your second one was corny.
try again.
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God morning Tracy if you’re reading this morning.
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^^^^ brawling on the floor… these comments…tooo funny.
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SB can not be serious. He’s not even waiting until the ink dries on his marriage license to start marketing himself. AK is a fool!
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SB can not be serious. He’s not even waiting until the ink dries on his marriage license to start marketing himself. AK is a fool!
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Yeah but I guess he was dying to do this!!!
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@TextTeach, Homeboy feel as though he has arrived.
I love the comment “Queen Latifah was really my best man” I died when I read that one.
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His album is featuring a duet between Fantasia and A K right??
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I like my Steele stainless & my hoes brainless
I’ll lose my beard in 3 yrs
Too lame 2 Tame
3D:Deadbeat Dork of the Decade
The adventures of bird beak & crater face
The adventure of bird beak & crater face
The adventures of bird beak & crater face
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Can somebody please go on his Twitter page and ask him why he won’t just let Mashonda name it???
Double points if you go straight to Mashonda’s page to ask her directly.
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i’m so dead! i knew i did the right thing coming in here to read the comments, lol
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I’m at work reading these comments and i’m on the floor.
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“I knock ’em up”
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“I knock ’em up” is a WINNER!!!
IMO. so far.
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All of you are FOOLS!!!!!
All of you!!!
LMAO!! Great work! For real*
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Oh these comments are too funny. Ya’ll covered it all.
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“Swizz Cheese on a Cracker”
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“If you like Alicia Keys buy my album as well”
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“MY WIFE IS A HOMEWRECKER”
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“Keys To Success” or
” Mad Diary of a Dirty dick and deadbeat”
???
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Great titles for his CD:
“Beaks and Freaks”
“The Beard Tales”
“Two year Toucan”
“Broke Beaks in the City”
“The Girl Is Bi”
“Russian Repercussion”
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How about you have Fantasia on the hook and remix Fancy:: ” Oh you Married Huh?? Oh you married Huh??married or separated I don’t give a whaaat, married or separated I don’t give a whaaat!
(have dmx bark in the background)
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How about BITCH I’m out in about two years.
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HOW ABOUT *ADULTERY* Plain and simple.
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how about “cheating azz bastard and co.”
LMAOOOOOOO
I just flatlined ya’ll….
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we better call the paramedics up in here.
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I like my Steele stainless & my hoes brainless.
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how bout., dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot the beak!
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…There are things in life I must achieve
But first I got to get my Dick inside of Keys
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^Yep! And although Alicia tied the knot, the way she went about it doesn’t make her look any better than Fanny. They all deserve everything coming to them.
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Fail at music and fail at life.
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