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“Alicia Keys Is So Overjoyed With”

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Motherhood!!

So much so that her words are even making me sick. Keys talk like she went into the “heavenly of heavens” and gave birth.

Check out what the newly R&B mother of “1” said on her blog yesterday:

Every moment is beautiful; delicious even! Every moment I’m learning and living in a way I never have before. Being present in a way I never have before. Existing in moments I never have before.

Never have I felt so calm, so purposeful in taking the time to truly observe the world around me, to live in it fully and watch it, discuss it, put time toward it. It feels really incredible – so peaceful, so complete and long overdue.

I’m grown, I’m confident, I’m secure, and so blessed to be these things.

I’m most enamored with anatomy at this point. The miracle of the human body. The ability to create all these small amazing machines of veins, capillaries, digestive systems, eyes, ears and noses. I can spend HOURS looking at one little EAR! Have u ever noticed how complex just an ear is? A tiny maze of art. It may sound silly but it’s so true. Or a heartbeat? Everyday we wake up and in some way, take for granted the fact that this beautiful pulsating organ in our body is the reason, and yet now that’s all I can think of…

And breath; invisible as it may be, how necessary!

Ain’t it true that things we really can’t see are of the greatest importance?

I’ve never seen a more beautiful face in my LIFE! The most perfect eyes and beautiful nose, the sweetest lips and skin so soft and kissable!

Never have I felt such disbelief, such awe, humility, godliness, such strength, power and possibility.

I’ve never believed in greatness and the never ending Higher Power more than now!

And I can’t believe he’s mine!

Oooh! I feel a song coming on…

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86 thoughts on ““Alicia Keys Is So Overjoyed With””

    1. loves how she is a home wrecker when swizz has a baby before her? matter of fact, his daughter was born right when he started dating alicia. sounds like the home was already wrecked and broken 2me.

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  3. I GUESS SO AFTER SHE STOLE ANOTHER WOMANS HUSBAND. NOW SHE WANTS TO SAY ALL THIS LIKE SHE WENT ABOUT IT IN ALL THE RIGHT WAYS. HE ALREADY CHEATED ON HER ASS AND GOT A BABY IN ANOTHER COUNTRY. HOW DUMB DO WE GET OVER SOME DICK. DAMN!!!

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  5. I hate new parents. They all think their adults in training and are so special. STFU we all start out as babies. And since this is Swizz’ 4th kid I’m sure this isn’t as special to him.

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    1. I wish she go somewhere. She’s trying to sound so profound. Get rid of those nannies and then tell me how great being a new mom is… FRAUD!

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      1. @Ashanti, I agree with most of the posts on spookiness cause I know as a mom of newborns you don’t get the kind of sleep that allows you to think up shit like this till they kinda sleeping through the night–
        even then you are listening to see if they breathing and farting. This shit is spoken like a chick with a nanny and no REAL baby n ya face time at 2:03 am when u just got to sleep @ 1:54 am

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      2. LMAO! Y’all are cold up in here..but for real, this “marriage” ain’t gone last but two seconds anyways. Carry on..

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  6. God don’t like UGLY Alesbo! And just ’cause you calling God’s name in reference to your baby don’t mean that child is legitimate.

    How do this hoe sleep at night?

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  7. GOOD FOR HER!! Congrats Alicia!!

    She sounds like she’s an amazing mother. I love being a mother as well. It’s such a wonderful feeling.

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    1. Nah @Mrs, she sounds psychotic. Like she was gon get that baby even if she had to cut one out of the womb of another female.

      Maybe I took that too far, but her delight (mixed in with the surrounding factors of her relationship) reminds me of this spooky ass movie I saw.

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      2. UR RIGHT ABOUT THE PSYCHO VIBES BBallen, there is something off about her i just can’t quite put my finger on it hmmmmmmmm. I have lost all respect for this bitch!

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      3. VIVIAN-L, thanks and I agree about something being off.

        I picture her ass sitting in a rocking chair in the corner of a big ass empty room, barely lit by the dark cloudy sky outside… rocking the baby with a spooky ass smile on her face and the sound of a music box off in the distance.

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      4. I have to agree with BBallen, maybe its those pain killers the docs gave her. She sounds high, staring at an ear for hours.

        Pass the blunt a.keys!!!!!

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      5. @B:
        Ahhhh Bruh… NO you didn’t take it Too Far (Real…)

        I WONDER where her very 1st LESBIAN Experience Rank **LMAO**

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      6. “I WONDER where her very 1st LESBIAN Experience Rank” **LMAO**

        @Elove, it gave her Butterflies…

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      8. lol @BBallen, it sounds like the movie you’re referring to is “The hand that rocks the cradle”…and yes you’re right. She DOES give off that “I’ll-fuck-your-man-and-take-your-family-even-if-it-kills-the-both-of-us kinda vibe” It’s creepy beyond a doubt…

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      10. the movie is ‘The Hand that Stole…I mean Robbed…I mean- Rocks the Cradle Cap’…or something or other amongst those words…so befitting

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      11. @BBallen, I saw another one where this female was so jealous of this mother-to-be, that she showed up at homegirl’s door in the middle of the night. The movie was a long struggle between the two, but in the end, she killed the mommy and cut her baby outta her stomach and set there, rockin the baby. I think it turned out she was a worker at the medical facility where the mommy went for her checkups – somethin like that. Just unimaginable evil.

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  8. BITCH PLEASSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE GO SIT UR ASSSSS WAY THE FUCK DOWN…….DELUSION AT IT’S BEST. MAN!!! THAT BITCH KARMA IS JUST WAITING TO SHANK THIS FRAUD……..Am just saying.

    p.s. -U STILL A HOE.

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    2. “DELUSION AT IT’S BEST” @VIV: SHE DOES SOUND EXTREMELY FAKE AND DELUSIONAL. SHE TALK LIKE HER MIND HAS BEEN BLOWN!!!!!

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  9. The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.

    Better remember that A-lesbo while you oohing and aahing over that baby and it’s adulterous daddy.

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  11. She better not let her friends here her speaking of a higher power or she’s going to make those devil worshippers mad.

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  12. So, it’s great that she loves her child, which is what she is suppose to feel, BUT damn bitch! I hope she does not end up being one of those overbearing, over-protective mothers as he gets older, Lord, bless this child…

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    1. @Ebony, of course she will., this is her only child thus far. swizz just sealed his future for money fa sure. he will fava this kid esp. if he grows up to be great!!!! hence his mom is a.keys.

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  13. 🙂 LMAO @ “Keys talk like she went into the “heavenly of heavens” and gave birth.”

    Damn that’s hilarious…the queen got jokes!!!

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  14. Sounds like she had a ghost-writer for that shit….Ah cuz don’t know real Mom have time for all the graphic details of motherhood Bliss in one twitter session…Alicia get off your ass and change a few shitty diapers and tweet about that!

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  15. This homewrecker needs to stay low and shut up.

    I give no kudos for any women who breaks a home for her personal gain. I do not support AKeys anymore. She’s turned into common trash.

    A KEYS WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND. IT WILL BE A MATTER OF TIME WHEN SWIZZ WILL DUMP YOU FOR ANOTHER WOMAN!

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    1. Damn I agree, she hooked up with a married man b4 his marraige was ova and YES that was wrong., but the homewrecking name calling is tired for real!! But damn in the meantime be happy for her and let God deal with the karma.

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  16. Aint this bitch a DYKE??? i wonder if she is kissing her new higher power with her pussy eating lips….im jus asking. this is a bastard child cause it was conceived out of wedlock he was suppose to make her an honest woman by marrying her 1st but that was impossible cause she is a DYKE ASS HOE…SIPPIN AND NIPPIN.

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      1. as blog queen once said @slick, unless that thing can sing, dance and spit qtrs, it ain’t all that! she need to come down from heaven for a minute.

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      2. lol @ felicia, do you remember everything tra writes here??? 🙂 I remember when she said that tho.

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      4. “you always talk like “the dick” is a powerful thang.”
        @BrownGirl., it is if ya have a brotha who can lay it on ya right and CORRECT! lol.

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      5. the “dick” is a tool., and not everybody knows how to use a weedwhacker but if you use that thang right!!! it’ll get those weeds out w/o a cinch!!!! same logic with a brotha who know how 2use his dick., if you USE that shit right, you’ll have a sista talkin like a.keys case and…I made my mothafuckin point!!! read that shit again, bitch said, “she feel a song comin on”

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      13. Ya’ll are crazy with the comments.
        She does sound like that mom from Danika. But I think she is just so excited about having a child that’s all.

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      14. @Keisha, EXCITED? EXCITED? she sound like someone who just bought a brand new car or won the lotto. Eventually this stage will pass. Sometimes its nice to hear parents talk like this though it can get annoying after time.
        But Congrats Alicia on the new baby and family. Hopefully for the child’s sake they will stay together.

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      15. “Hopefully for the child’s sake they will stay together.”

        @Olivijah, and what about for the other children’s sake? Swizz didn’t stay with their mothers. That’s a broad statement sweetie, #imjustsaying.

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      16. @starr, i co-sign, more like for the sake of alicia’s name and the money, they MAY stay together. please @ olivijah no offense but gtfoh wit that!

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      18. But Congrats Alicia on the new baby and family. Hopefully for the child’s sake they stay together.

        ~~~

        @olivijah, I wonder if anyone said those same words to ALL of Swizz’s baby mamas.

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  19. That “TRACY BELL” know ya’ll LOVE to HATE ON Alicia Keys, therefore she knows just what to write in order to get the party started here at the CEO’s blog!!!

    My girl!!! * a PRO @ her craft* 🙂

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      1. @Daisy, no hun he loves her for some other *personal* reasons you don’t know about trust and believe. lol.

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  21. *In the SNL Church Lady’s voice* Hmmmm..Well isn’t that special…

    This poetic rambling seems a bit over the top to me, needy for acceptance much, AK? Not to say there isn’t a sense of amazement and adoration after giving birth and looking at your baby for the first time – but that shit quickly wears off after the first few nights of sleeplessness, tar-shitty diapers, and getting poked on.

    AK needs to stop breakin’ her neck tryin’ to convince folks that her and Fugly’s union is legitimate. You took something that wasn’t yours Alicia point blank. No amount of cleverly crafted words will change that. So just concentrate on being the best mom and wife you can be and hope he doesn’t upgrade on your ass.

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    1. LOL @ Pont: I agree with you when you say she ain’t changed nan shitty diaper. What till that newborn shit turn to real shit (and a lot more of it) and her nanny calls in sick. I want to hear all about her feelings of euphoria then.

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  22. Alicia Keys comes across as talented musician, but with average emotional intelligence (EQ). Not the smartest life decisions when it comes to her personal life tho, but we are all flawed as human beings.

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  25. “I’ve never seen a more beautiful face in my LIFE! The most perfect eyes and beautiful nose,…”

    Well…since she mentioned the nose we know she’s not talking about her husband. Keyword: NOSE. The nose is a dead giveaway.

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  27. Yeah she sounds a little “kraziesh to me…maybe it’s first time mom sysdrome so we can pass it off as a lil psyochoish until she pops out another one.

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  28. Alicia girl its just a baby! And you’re boasting about it like that cuz you are an egotistical bitch who thinks hers is more special than others! Life has and will exist after your raggedy ass is long gone, yes its beatiful you’re not telling us nothing new!
    By the way where Swizzy at during all this??? He aint been tweeting lately…I guess hes up to his own routine after the baby is born he out in the clubs…hes planning his escape route.

    Men dont change, once a cheater always a dog!

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  33. Wow!!! Why all the hate. FYI: Men are right where they want to be doing right what they want to do. If Swizz was or is with her he wants to be there. I am sure AK did not hold a gun to his head. His Ex needs to learn from this and figure out were she was lacking that made her man stray. ~Just Saying.

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    1. It wasnt anything Mashonda did! It is just the way Swizz IS! Men like him will FIND ANY REASON to get out! Because they cant commit, they will give you a million exuses until they figure out they been lying to themselves…

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