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Dwyane Wade’s Ex-wife Siohvaughn Funches is having a breakdown!

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July 20, 2013 by The ReadyWriter


Dwyane Wade's Ex-Wife Is Having A Meltdown In Downtown Chicago

I don’t understand, they’re divorced, he’s not only gained custody of their two boys however he’s apparently moved on. What is annoying the hell out of me is, she can’t at least PRETEND to be doing the same.

Siohvaughn Funches, was seen laying on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago with a sign claiming she’s homeless. The sign reads as you can see “NBA Miami Heat Star, Mother of his children on the streets”

What’s pissing me off is, she’s making a spectacle of herself and her children. Siohvaughn should be using this time to focus on herself, taking parenting classes or even seeking counsel and from the looks of things, Godly counsel.

Siohvaughn Funches-Wade

Insiders tells us that they overheard Siohvaughn ranting on about “$90 million contracts” and “houses on the water.” Earlier this month, Funches sued Wade over proceeds from his endorsement deals.

Ladies, NEVER give a man this much power!

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115 thoughts on “Dwyane Wade’s Ex-wife Siohvaughn Funches is having a breakdown!

  1. Natasha says:

    She is really bat shit crazy!! Move the hell on already…divorced for three years and he has the kids WTF else do you want??

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  2. Bobby says:

    If this doesn’t prove her instability and lack of judgement, I don’t know what does.

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  3. Zenna says:

    Siohvaughn is being pathetic

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  4. Olivijah says:

    Oh, and please note that her sign reads “The Mother of His Children on the Street” 😦 Sad

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  5. Acquitta says:

    This is so sad. I really hope she gets the help that she needs. Where is her mom?

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  6. RandomChick says:

    Wow. just wow. It should never have to come to this.

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  7. Adriane says:

    Bless her heart 😦 Very sad. Now she has lost me.
    Cautionary tale. Relationships can drive you crazy if you allow them to.

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  8. Adriane says:

    Thanks for the post Ms. Bell 😆

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  9. Nicole says:

    Y’all women who are overly emotional & too too clingy & sooooooooooooo attached to your husbands, boyfriends, manfriend or who-ever, don’t end up like this

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  10. Lexy says:

    THERE AIN’T NO MAN IN THIS UNIVERSE THAT’S GONNA HAVE ME IN THIS SITUATION. AND I MEAN NO MAN!!!!!!!

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  11. Wanda says:

    What is her point though?
    You live and you learn. I thought that million dollar lawsuit was ugly.
    But this right here… no words…..

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  12. Harlem says:

    She needs help …her mom needs to have her committed for an evaluation.
    She’s DWade’s ex wife, she is no longer his responsibility. He has the children. Now she have to put on her big girl panties and take care of herself. I really hope she get it 2gether

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  13. Ashanti says:

    Well who’s the chick holding the sign?
    She can’t live with her?

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  14. Angelhair says:

    It’s so easy for y’all to come on here and judge this woman. Siohvaughn’s whole life has changed.

    Everyone forgets that Wade was homeless and Siohvaughn’s family took him in and cared for him. Their relationship developed as teenagers in her home.

    This man got on and left her. You really think after Wade cheated, moved on AND has her children that she is supposed to just be okay?

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    • Yes says:

      Everyone forgets that Wade was homeless and Siohvaughn’s family took him in and cared for him. Their relationship developed as teenagers in her home.
      ****
      Blah, blah, blah…that shit happened many moons ago and she need to get over it!!! Seriously. He’s moved on and she should too. How long is she going to carry this shit…it’s getting old.

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      • Mahogany says:

        Everyone forgets that Wade was homeless and Siohvaughn’s family took him in and cared for him. Their relationship developed as teenagers in her home.
        ****
        True but he’s MOVED ON and she should too.

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      • Sane says:

        Everyone forgets that Wade was homeless and Siohvaughn’s family took him in and cared for him. Their relationship developed as teenagers in her home.
        *****
        How can we forget that shit? She mentions it every chance she gets. The shit is old. she need to move the fuck on already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      • Civil says:

        He took care of her family when he first got to the NBA. That is why her family is not behind her on this. He screwed up as a husband and now it has been 3 years later.

        Most women would have moved on with the settlement he gave her and its millions. She decided to spend the money on lawyers who are misleading her on these silly lawsuits which were dropped. She needs help mentally and her parents need to get her help ASAP.

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      • Adriane says:

        @Angelhair,
        That story is so old…you don’t owe anyone in life NOTHING. The point is, she still loves him. Siovaughn should know this is not the way to get him back. It’s so over between them. Now she need to move on for the sake of her children and a stable MIND.

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      • Lisa says:

        Tamala posted the video below. This girl has really lost it!!

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  15. DHood says:

    I’m sure Siohvaughn’s is hurt and that hurt doesn’t just go away. Sometimes it causes mental instability. and she’s over the top with this.

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  16. Mahogany says:

    This is really sad! I mean really really sad! I feel so bad for her.

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  17. Yvonne says:

    This so embarrassing. And why is the media there?

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  18. BBallen says:

    C’mon Siohvaughn get it 2gether. Just like he got somebody…you could too.

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  19. Cameo says:

    That’s the whoooole point……..if women are toooooooooooo emotionally attached to another human being, they will likely end up like sio-on the streets looking crazy like this!!!

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  20. Annonymous says:

    Trust me, I hate this happened to her, but women need to be cautious with their emotions.

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    • Cameo says:

      Trust me, I hate this happened to her, but women need to be cautious with their emotions.
      —————–
      He was once her husband WTF?

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      • Annonymous says:

        Cameo,
        If the human being that you are with, aint as emotionally attached to you as you are to them, you are setting yourself up for a sio meltdown, OR a spousal murder.

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  21. Shawnia says:

    Them children gonna grow up and read this, and INSTANTLY TURN ON THEIR FATHER.

    YOU BEST BELIEVE THAT.

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  22. Anthony says:

    Ex-wife or not, society STILL & ONLY STILL sees the ”mother of D.Wade’s children” in a terrible situation, and it will always reflect poorly on him.

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  23. Sane says:

    I don’t feel sorry for her….This bitch ain’t crazy, she knows exactly what she’s doing. Its ‘called’ making his life miserable and being a scorned woman.

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  24. Civil says:

    Drama queen, she’s trying to embarrass him.

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  25. SlickRick says:

    Laughing my ass off. I know damn well DWade didn’t leave her ass homeless.
    Siov (or however the name is spelled) move the fuck on please.

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  26. Xmen says:

    Okay this bitch is taking this WAAAAAAYYY too far now. She needs to get the fuck outta here with this bullshit because D-Wade is NOT responsible for paying her bills.

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  27. Jamilla says:

    I’m :praying: someone takes her to counseling!!!!! She’s in desperate need of it. I’m wondering if D. Wade (or Gabby) putting a hex on her. I understand being hurt because you lost your husband (and Gabby throws it in her face every chance she gets) and then he took her kids, but someone close to her has got to see her falling completely apart!

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  28. Olivijah says:

    she just gave him more ammo to keep her away from her sons. She is not only embarrassing herself but this has got to hurt the boys to see their mother act this way…sad

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  29. Tamala says:

    Wow she’s off the hook talking mad shit about D.Wade
    Shit is embarrassing to black couples (married and divorced) everywhere!

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    • Bobby says:

      OH SHIT!!!

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      • Lisa says:

        Thanks for the video Tamala but this further makes the situation worse.

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      • PointMen says:

        Dayum that shit is humiliating 😆

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      • CoCo says:

        I’m fucking speechless!

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      • Omar says:

        She’s using a play on words on that sign. Ole girl ain’t homeless…the sign says she’s “on the streets” and her dumb azz is laying on the street. I bet she still isn’t there. Once the cameras left, she got in her Mercedes and went home.

        Her hair is done, she has on a new sweatsuit (in this heat, that alone makes me think the bitch ain’t stable).

        Acting a fool won’t get those kids back. She needs to get it together.

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      • Starr says:

        Oh my Lawd!
        Let me add: she needs Jesus, some meds and a str8 jacket.

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      • 2Thick4U says:

        Wow just wow..thanks for the video Tamala.
        Ain’t no telling what went on behind closed doors with her boys or how she treated them. Her behaivor here screams “I HAVE A PROBLEM!!”

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      • Kayla says:

        Wow she really sounds OFF like she’s lost it. What’s even sadder is that, those close to her are co-signing her bullshit instead of encouraging her to seek PROFESSIONAL help.

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      • Mrs. Hawthorne says:

        SMH..No words for this mess.

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      • CorporateBitch says:

        I’m so embarrassed for her.
        This woman has stooped to a new low 😦

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      • Gia says:

        Oh wow see..she even sound crazy

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      • Lilly says:

        See this is why he has custody.

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      • Floridagirl says:

        OMG Fam the video is so embarassing

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      • Felicia says:

        OMG I feel sorry for her.
        It seems she can’t get over the loss of her marriage and children…..and they way it happened…….. also with her ex husband and his floozy living the life in the public eye flaunting their relationship …….. it’s enough to drive anyone crazy! She needs to re group and stop thinking about her loser ex, and try to get her life together!

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      • Ebonyeyes says:

        Oh my dayum. she needs to find a better method to fight him back, this only fuels the flames of her being crazy.

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  30. Lisa says:

    OMG!
    Siovaughn girl, get you a new life and move on, this is a terrible look for you

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  31. Pinky says:

    She brought her own mat to lay on he ground. She not that crazy, 😆

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  32. PointMen says:

    He has custody of the 2 boys she got 1 million +25000 a month WTF else does she want???

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  33. Tammy says:

    OMG!!! this bitch is vile.
    This is as low as it gets. Dumb ass.

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  34. CoCo says:

    Bitch is CrAzY. Funny how she’s trying to appear as a victim but she’s straight nuts.
    Good thing the children are with their father. I can imagine how things were behind closed doors when they were together. Quite the embarrassment she is. No class NONE whatsoever!

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  35. Omar says:

    Oh yeah Trace, Ms. Blog Queen, these pop-up post are taking me off-guard. Are you away or working? WTF?

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  36. Adam says:

    This chick needs professional help!!!!!

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  37. Starr says:

    She needs Jesus & possibly meds. This is beyond ridiculous & she’s embarrassing herself & her children.

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  38. 2Thick4U says:

    All of the denials and keeping the sons away from Dwade backfired on her….I think she needs professional help…..honestly.

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  39. Kayla says:

    Seems like he had just cause to seek custody of his kids.

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  40. Mrs. Hawthorne says:

    I think this chick has officially lost it. i actually feel kinda bad for her. This ain’t no way to get your kids back. This is just proof they don’t belong with you. I’ve said it before, she’s let the whole divorce drive her to crazy land. Po thang.

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  41. AlScream says:

    This bitch is not homeless. Read the sign carefully. She did this to attract attention and she got it. Press is press good or bad!

    I will add that she is really fucked up though.

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  42. Pamela says:

    Ladies, NEVER give a man this much power!
    ——–
    Holla!

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  43. AppleBottom says:

    She has no pride. I am embarrassed for her. She is acting like an idiot instead of moving on with her life. Success is the best revenge.

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  44. Intense says:

    SHE GETS $25,000 A MONTH IN ALIMONY
    SHE GETS ANOTHER $10,000 A MONTH FOR TRAVEL EXPENSES SO SHE CAN VISIT HER KIDS AND STAY IN A FIRST CLASS HOTEL.
    SHE GOT $1,000,000 CASH WHEN THIS DIVORCE SHIT FIRST STARTED HAPPENING.
    WHY IS THIS BITCH SCREAMING BROKE AND HOMELESS? IS THIS A PLOY TO GARNER ATTENTION AND ATTEMPT TO SHAME WADE?

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  45. Keisha says:

    If she cared about her kids she would get up off of the ground and stop embarrassing them and her. She spent most of her time sleeping around and partying then she did taking care of her kids

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  46. Debra says:

    is she mentally together in her head..cuz no sane woman no matter how hurt they are would bring theirself to that level..thats a new low..it looks real bad on her…i think someone need to give her some mental evaluation cuz i swear this woman done lost her mind!#not-a-good-look#

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  47. CorporateBitch says:

    She’s only shaming herself. SMH
    Wow!

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  48. Gia says:

    I always believe if a mother looses the kids, the mother must really have shown some unfit behaviors and her out on the streets in long sleeves and it felt like 110 degrees in Chicago yesterday really shows me she is crazy.

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  49. Bird says:

    Personally, I think she is mentally ill. That’s probably why he went for full sole custody. It’s sad. She probably went crazy when their marriage fell apart.

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  50. CeoDawg says:

    This black woman like most want control of a black man through his kids, because the white man gave him the kids she cannot move on. She wants to destroy him and her children’s lives because she wants control.

    She will stay vindictive because America has nurtured this type of behavior in black women.

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    • Lilly says:

      Agreed!
      At this point, any sympathy I had for her is gone. She is doing this solely to humiliate him. Sadly, it’s making her look like the crazy loon she is. She needs therapy and she needs to start supporting herself. The gravy train ended when the divorce papers were signed.

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  51. Ionna says:

    Please, this is just sad. I believe that her ex-husband treated her badly, even emotionally abused her. But at some point you have to pick up your last pieces of dignity and self-worth, redefine yourself and move the hell on.

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  52. QueenC says:

    There are a thousand things she could do to move on: Move to another country, write a book, go back to school, travel the world, get a new pet, work as a volunteer……anything is better than sitting in the street embarrassing yourself for a ( worthless) man. Dwyane Wade is not the only man in the world. Please!

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  53. Floridagirl says:

    Shes is in love with him still and she cant get over it.

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  54. AnnaB says:

    didn’t she cheat on him?

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    • Henrietta says:

      Dwayne didn’t accuse her of cheating, she admitted to it on her own terms. She needs to utilize her degree and move on period. If this man wronged her the last thing she should want is to live life on his terms. He owes her nothing but respect. This isn’t even about DWade it’s about Siovaughn refusing to get her own life three years post divorce. I’ve seen people done way worse during divorce and breakups. None of the women behaved in this manner. This is ridiculous

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  55. Ebonyeyes says:

    she’s devastated about losing Wade, and the children, so much so, she’s slowly letting this effect her mental stability, and I’m sure hearing Wade say GU is his beautiful black queen sent her to the 9 milometer, but she decided to protest on the streets instead..

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  56. Miss Ang says:

    My heart goes out to her!! She has been disrespected and dragged through hell by her rich and famous ex!! All she wants is a relationship with her boys!!! I can feel her hurt and desperation!!! While Gabby and D. Wade play house….she has to be treated unfairly because D.Wade is D.Wade!! I have no words for mitches and their mitchazz ways!!!!!

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    • My heart goes out to her!! She has been disrespected and dragged through hell by her rich and famous ex!! All she wants is a relationship with her boys!!! I can feel her hurt and desperation!!! While Gabby and D. Wade play house….she has to be treated unfairly because D.Wade is D.Wade!! I have no words for mitches and their mitchazz ways!!!!!
      ——–
      Miss Ang, she need to learn the secret, be still, be quite and let the Lord fight your battles. If Dwayne is WRONG sooner or later his season will come and all the money in the world won’t be able to clean that up

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    • ManUp says:

      Tracy,
      Still., he needs to let that woman have time with her children. He must get some type of immature pleasure in her suffrage and his ‘sold’ mate is just like him.

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  57. Aceman says:

    Wow, well now after watching the video, I don’t think siovaughn is crazy at all and if she is she’s being driven to that. At first I thought that she was crying for attention or support from d’wyane but she just wants to see her kids and she’s being kept from doing that. If this is true, d’wyane is so wrong for that. The kids can stay with him but they should have a relationship with their mother. No woman is going to replace that. He’s hurting more than helping if what she’s saying is true. And I believe her when she says the lawyers went behind her back and withdrew papers since wade is paying them. Not cool.

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  58. BillyBoy says:

    I’m not sure how some of you are trying to place blame on Dwayne and Gabby. People break up, separate, and divorce all the time. I’m sorry I’m not buying it!!!

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  59. Browngirl says:

    She’s in desperate need of counseling. I’m wondering if D. Wade (or Gabby) putting a hex on her. I understand being hurt because you lost your husband (and Gabby throws it in her face every chance she gets) and then he took her kids, but someone close to her has got to see her falling completely apart!

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  60. Yes says:

    He cheated, she cheated. The marriage has been over for three years. It’s a wrap. However’ I see what she’s doing. She’s going to be on the show Snapped and right now she’s building her defense..an insanity plea. Dwade plz be careful. Plz….she’s crazy.

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  61. Zion says:

    WOW!
    SHE NEED HELP

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  62. Civil says:

    TRACE I MISS YOU DAMN!!!!!!!!!1

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  63. Pamela says:

    Is anyone else listening the the show in Tracy’s absence? Functioning with an Addition

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