June 17, 2013 by The ReadyWriter
Because his mistress (Not Gabrielle Union – some other
trick I mean chick) is allegedly having his baby!
Sources say that Dwyane Wade has slipped up and got his side chick knocked up. Apparently this news has not only affected D. Wade’s castle but also his skills, which is why he’s been falling short during the past couple of games in the playoffs. Sources also reveal that Gabrielle Union is fully aware of what’s going on, which might explain her behavior in Vegas… She had a lot of “Instagram Straight Flexin’” moments.
The details of who is walking around with a fertilized D. Wade seed have not been revealed. Obviously neither D. Wade nor Gabby is excited about the situation and would love to “opt out” but…unfortunately, it’s not up to them.
Is this why the Miami Heat are down 3 games to 2 in the NBA finals against the San Antonio Spurs? Only time will tell, while the truth prevail.