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Chaz Bono Is Saving Money To Buy A Penis

The ReadyWriter

Lawd have mercy, just when I think I’ve heard it all……According to published reports, Chaz Bono (pictured), formerly known as Chastity Bono (insert picture), the daughter of pop singer Cher and the late Sonny Bono, is saving money to buy a new penis. Why? Because she doesn’t have one, she was born with a vagina. And until then, I guess she is still considered a female in the eyes of many because her female productive organs are still intact.

Bono started her gender-reassignment process by surgically removing her healthy breasts and taking male hormones to grow facial hair. But until now, Bono hesitated about taking that final step — purchasing a working penis.

“Bono is pretty sure that within a short while, he will finally be able to afford to get himself a penis,” says a new Rolling Stone profile.

Because of cash flow problems, Bono will seek to have the surgery performed in a foreign country where the procedure is cheaper.

“There’s different ways to do the surgery, from real basic to more and more options,” he said. “It’s like a car. The doctor I want to use is in Belgrade. It’s going to be a little cheaper there. Probably $25,000, maybe $45,000, I really don’t know.”

Bono refuses to lean on Cher for a cash advance toward the penis, because Cher has helped Chaz out financially, and because it’s apparent that Chaz has no intentions of ever getting a job.

Still, Chaz says “Being self-supporting is important to me.”

Chaz’s ex-fiancee, Jennifer Elia, who is a lesbian (both pictured below), walked out on their 12-year relationship after Chaz decided to purchase the penis to fulfill the fantasy of being a man.

Chaz considers herself a man, meaning she is no longer a lesbian in her eyes. And therefore, Jennifer could no longer be a lesbian in her eyes either.

Chaz said Jennifer wished “I wouldn’t get the bottom done, but she understood my need to.”

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66 thoughts on “Chaz Bono Is Saving Money To Buy A Penis”

    1. I can’t. I just don’t know what to say. I wonder how Sonny Bono would feel about all of this.
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      That man is rolling over in his grave.

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  9. So the doc has penis’s in a frige or a draw? Where the hell they get penis’s from thats not already attached to a man??? Now im just as confused as Chaz

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    1. So the doc has penis’s in a frige or a draw? Where the hell they get penis’s from thats not already attached to a man??? Now im just as confused as Chaz
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      they gone build/make that shit outta plato.

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  10. I don’t have anything against sex changes however spare me the details, please. I also don’t blame his/her girlfriend of 12 years for leaving…when they got together Chaz was a woman…THAT AIN’T A WOMAN NO MORE. If her ex wanted a man she wouldn’t have been lesbian.

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  13. Excuse my graphics but she’ll be better off with a strap on…she will be forever using a penis pump to get an erection if she goes through with this…and that is NOT the business whether male or female

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    1. Changing your parts is not changing your genetic structure.

      Pretty much every gay person has said they were “born that way”…so yeah, im pretty sure her feelings (unless they swapping them out too now…) will remain intact.

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  19. This is prime example of why the Most High says not to learn these folks ways. The Bible calls them ” The border of wickedness ”

    Stop trying to be like these people.

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      1. I had the unpleasant pleasure of seeing a Black woman tell a Black man that this is the white folks country, and that he ( the Black man ) needs to go back to Africa!

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      2. As long as you are in the midst of sin, and you are comfortable in it, know that you serve the devil. Period!

        ” He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil. ”

        1 John 3:8

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      3. Can someone please let me know what the fuck rezzie talkin bout? Cause she dancin all around the Bible and not staying with the topic.

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      4. Rezzie, you knock all of us for sinning, yet you still come to this site. This is a gossip blog, why do you come here. Aren’t you supposed to turn away from sinful things?

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      6. Rezzie, you knock all of us for sinning, yet you still come to this site. This is a gossip blog, why do you come here. Aren’t you supposed to turn away from sinful things?
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        Hal le lu yur (Madea voice)

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      7. I am doing the right thing by coming to the blog sites to bring this Word of God to you all.

        Guess what?

        If I refuse or am scared to do it, then the Lord will send somebody else to do it!

        The Bible tells us to go—> unto to lost sheep of the house of Israel and speak His Words!

        That lost sheep won’t search out the truth because they are too busy watching sports & dumb reality shows.

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      8. I am doing the right thing by coming to the blog sites to bring this Word of God to you all.

        Guess what?

        If I refuse or am scared to do it, then the Lord will send somebody else to do it!

        The Bible tells us to go—> unto to lost sheep of the house of Israel and speak His Words!

        That lost sheep won’t search out the truth because they are too busy watching sports & dumb reality shows.
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        @Rezzie, you’s a lie!!! the Bible ain’t tellin you to bring ya tired ass up in here. cause how you know we the lost sheep of isreal?? Please STHU!!!I know what to do and where to go for the Word.

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      9. There is no such thing as ” entertainment ”

        The evil ones who know the truth about YOU want to keep you distracted because they know that when we all start obeying these commandments then and only then will the Lord God show up to fight for us!

        As long as we remain comfortable in sin, we will continue to see the death & destruction of our people. PERIOD!

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  23. “Chaz Bono is saving money to buy a new penis”. How funny! Aren’t those things (penis’) free? They come as part of the standard package when you’re born. If you weren’t born with one, that means you don’t need one (at least not attached to you anyway).

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  25. This whole side freak show baffles me can we get another post please this shit is confusing as hail.
    Lesbian lover knows Female Butch is becoming a MAN sticks with her and then leaves because she doen’t want female becoming a man to resemble a man GTFOH!!!!!

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  28. This is clearly mental health along with alot of others.. you defeat so many purposes of being with a women after trying to transition to a man duh!!!

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    1. I’m confused because now she wants to be a man. WTF?
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      That didn’t confuse me as much as the whole lesbian male former lesbian shit

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  31. to me the best part of having a peen is when the peen goes in slowly and when it comes back out it’s all creamy and wet!

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  41. Sorry, but to me this is 1 seriously disturbed individual. He/she/it looks like fat confused beer bellied monfucker. Proper intense therapy would go way further than a Snap On Tool.

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