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The Season Premiere of “Love & Hip Hop”

The ReadyWriter

Last night’s season premiere of VH1′s reality show ‘Love & Hip Hop’ was everything it was all hyped up to be.

The action begins when rapper Juelz Santana’s baby mama, Kimbella Vanderhee (pictured above), unwisely confides in Emily (Fabolous’ baby mama) that she dated Fab three years ago. Emily quickly does the math in her head and comes to the conclusion that she was pregnant with Fabo’s son when he was laying up with Kimbella. Well Krissy didn’t take that too well.

So up steps Chrissy Lampkin (in the blue dress), rapper Jim Jones’ very outspoken fiancée, who is personally offended by Kimbella’s confession.

“You have no regard for what this girl has been through. I just thought it was just mean,” Chrissy said of Kimbella before she commences to whooping her ass and drags her across the floor, leaving a trail of lacefront pieces on the carpet.

In the real world, Chrissy Lampkin’s tacky ass would have been brought up on charges for this all out assault on Kimbella. But this is reality TV where contracts stipulate that these girls must get paid extra for their ghetto behavior.

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65 thoughts on “The Season Premiere of “Love & Hip Hop””

  3. I LOOOVE CHRISSY THAT’S MY BYTCH!! SHE GOT SKRAIT ON THAT AZZ 🙂 KIMBELLA THOUGHT SHE WAS GON BE CUTE OR TRY TO BE MESSY 🙂 THEN SHE TRIED TO EXCUSE HER SELF

    “OH EXCUSE ME …. THEN BAM WOP THAT TRICK!!

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  6. WHAT KIND OF NAME IS KIMBELLA THO 🙂 SHYT WAS MESSY SHE KNEW EMILY WAS TRYING TO HAVE A “I GOT SOME SELFESTEEM PARTY” AND THIS BISH BUST OUT WITH “IM HAPPY U DOING THIS… BY THE WAY I SLEPT WITH UR BABY DADDY” 😦

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  7. I dont know how much of this imma be able to watch, the fighting is so uncalled for but its entertainment and thats what sells.

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  10. Emily I have a soft spot for her I know it’s easy to judge her and talk about her situation but when you think your in love things like logic and reason get thrown out the window. I’m glad she at least made a step forward to free herself from that situation…

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  11. The highlight of the show was Nancy Jones! That heifer there had me rolling! She needs to do better lol

    Now on to Kimbella, the party was not the place to confirm to Emily its best she moved on because she too had slept with Fab. She could’ve waited to tell her privately. But after Chrissy punched Kimbella somebody should’ve punched the heifer that brought Kimbella to the party. How you bring her knowing the occasion and knowing Kimbella slept with Fab while Emily was with him. Major violation!

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  12. Here we go!

    Kimbella:

    She’s a jumpoff groupie. Chrissy was right. How can Jim and Julez be BFFs and you guys dont know each other? She is messy and needed that tail handed to her to teach a lesson. She sat right in Emily face talking about how their child was the same age (question on that issue), but then gone tell her basically you were freaking Fab when she was pregnant?! Hoodrat tales. While her outfit was a bit much at the jewelry party, Chrissy had on a shirt from 1990. Don’t you love all these chicks who date a rapper or have been in a hood video call themselves models?

    Chrissy:

    Girl, Jimmy is not gone marry you. Not gone happen. I CRIED at that song Mama Jones did. She is def playing in the powder. People Chrissy did not sneak Kim. Kim should have expected to be stomped at the next moment.

    Emily:

    Not much to say. She is a boring, sweet gal. She don’t believe in fighting, but at least she did say Kim look like the type to sleep with someone else man. Her daughter is very, very pretty.

    Yandy:

    Yandy is not a manager. She isn’t. I wouldn’t even believe her if she said she was a stylist.

    Somaya:

    …. The funniest part was how quick she got up when Kim confessed she slept with Fab, she knew it was about to go down.

    Olivia:

    She is DELUSIONAL if she think ANYONE gone give her 500K. She and Somaya needs to get rid of them “managers” stat!

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  13. CHRISSY COULD NOT BELIEVE THIS BROAD JUST SAID THAT TO FUKN EMILY AT HER OWN FUKN PARTY THAT MADE HER POP GOES THE WEIZEL… SHE GOT A MEAN HOOK THO 🙂 MAMA JONES STILL MESSY AS FUK

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  14. I don’t like drama, but I love seeing skank ho’s put in there place.

    LOVE AND HIP HOP was the clear winner for me fo MONDAY NIGHT!

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  16. Chrissy is a prime example of “when keeping it real goes wrong.” Emily was willing to move on from the situation. What if kimbella pulled out a knife and stabbed Chrissy? I would never fight my friends man jump off, especially when Emily was with fab for 9 years and knew he was cheating

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  17. I LOVED how Chrissy shaded Kim. Loved it. Basically letting Kim know she is not the main chick, nor will she ever be the main chick.

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  18. Somaya MOVED WITH THE QUICKNESS “THEM FIGHTING WORD GUUURL!!” THEN LIL AFTER THAT “U GOT KNOCK THE FUCK OUT!” I WAS WAITING FOR ONE OF THEM SHOES TO FLY!!

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      4. As for love n hip hop, Chrissy need to WAKE UP that boy ain’t gon marry her.
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        Who buys the cow when they gettin the milk for free!!!!

        Morning 🙂

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    1. That cat fight was a hot mess. that girl was locked onto Chrissy hairs like she was holdin a rope for dear life.
      ******
      Chrissy was kicking and stomping her! That was so wild.

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      1. IS THERE ANY GOOD WOMEN LEFT?. IF SO., WHERE ARE THEY?. bball wives, love and hip hop, the braxtons, all this is depicting sistas in a negative light. where are the bottom women that have loyalty style class? Sistas change the game change the game!!!!.

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      2. IS THERE ANY GOOD WOMEN LEFT?. IF SO., WHERE ARE THEY?. bball wives, love and hip hop, the braxtons, all this is depicting sistas in a negative light. where are the bottom women that have loyalty style class? Sistas change the game change the game!!!!.
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        WTF you talkin bout, there’s a whole lotta good black sistas out here changing the game. Hell if you READ TRA’S book COAS you’d find out she changed the game long time ago!

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      3. Hell if you READ TRA’S book COAS you’d find out she changed the game long time ago!
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        HOLLA!!!!!!!!!

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  23. Did anyone notice after Kimbella got monkey stomped she went to the mirror and said “still miss pretty?” Really trick..thats all you got ^_^ Bring more to the table then a piece of azz. Beauty fades stupid is forever!

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  24. CHRISSY AZZ WAS FUCKN THICK AS HELL WHEN SHE HAD THAT DRESS ON AT THE JEWLER AND JIM ACTING ALL SHADY ABOUT GETTING HER A DAMN RING.. CHRISSY SAID “WE GOING TO COME BACK BUT FOR ANOTHER REASON” THEN JIM OL IGNANT AZZ “I WANNA KNOW THIS OTHER REASON TO COME BACK LET ME KNOW FOR WHAT WE COMING BACK WHATS THIS OTHER REASON?” @CHRISSY SHE SO STUPID..

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    1. CHRISSY AZZ WAS FUCKN THICK AS HELL WHEN SHE HAD THAT DRESS ON AT THE JEWLER AND JIM ACTING ALL SHADY ABOUT GETTING HER A DAMN RING.. CHRISSY SAID “WE GOING TO COME BACK BUT FOR ANOTHER REASON” THEN JIM OL IGNANT AZZ “I WANNA KNOW THIS OTHER REASON TO COME BACK LET ME KNOW FOR WHAT WE COMING BACK WHATS THIS OTHER REASON?” @CHRISSY SHE SO STUPID..

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      She will get that ring. He’s just being hard! He loves that girl and I think he really respects her. He’s just plain Ignoranat. But that works for them. They love each other….But really I would not have replaced that ring. HELLL NO!
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  25. There’s a time and a place for everything and it was the wrong place to tell that girl she dated her baby daddy. I also beleive unless you are looking for drama, some secrets are best kept a SECRET. But these chics aren’t working with a full deck and certainly aren’t ladies.

    A LADY WOULD NEVER TELL

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    1. Disgusting behavior Chrissy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!
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      Kimbella got what she asked for and needs to learn what happens when u mess with someone else’s man. That girl was trying to be messy and she had every intention of throwing that in Emily face and tryin to hurt her. Chrissy shoulda stepped in and whooped her ass.

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      1. I happen to agree with you @Yasha.
        If it was my friend and the same situation happened, I would wanna kick somebody’s ass too…but ,”would wanna” and actually doing so are very different. At this stage of the game…we’re all adults or atleaset should be.

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      3. Kimbella wasn’t wrong for telling Emily, she was just wrong in her DELIVERY; she should have taken Emily for a little side bar and told her that way. If they are going to be around each other, then yes, Emily had a right to know and Kimbella had a right to tell her. Now imagine how many OTHER females knew and laughed behind Emily’s back. Think back to Tami and Evelyn on Basketball Wives; Tami wasn’t mad that Evelyn dated/slept with Kenny, she was ticked off because as long as Evelyn was around her, she never said anything about it.

        Kimbella told Emily and it is out in the open now; no one can come back to Emily and say anything about it. It takes two and if Emily was so much his girl then Kimbella never would have dated Fab in the first place if he was claiming Emily as his woman. Kimbella is gonna get knocked for saying something and if she had of kept it to herself, she still would get the hate but at least this way it won’t come back to bite her. Since Chrissy want to be down with the cause, then she need to go and stomp Fab out for being a two timing, two faced, low down, no count, cheating, slimy dog. If men stayed true there would be no room for the jump-offs.

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      4. Since Chrissy want to be down with the cause, then she need to go and stomp Fab out for being a two timing, two faced, low down, no count, cheating, slimy dog. If men stayed true there would be no room for the jump-offs.
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        cosign girl that’s the truth!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      5. Fab was never Emily’s “man” so anything said with that assumption in mind is null & void. Chrissy is the type of female whose actions end up getting her girlfriends fucked up and her niggas shot at. And yup this is exactly the type of niggotry that the TV suits and ties wanna see minorities partaking in on a nightly basis on channel zero. Who would wife these birds or anybody that behaves like this?

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  27. “You have no regard for what this girl has been through. I just thought it was just mean,” Chrissy said of Kimbella before she commences to whooping her ass and drags her across the floor, leaving a trail of lacefront pieces on the carpet.

    That putting your hands on ppl shit is WACK! That wasn’t a situation that warranted putting your hands on someone. I would’ve just talked about the bitch like crazy…her face, her clothes, being a broke bitch, etc, etc…but for me, it would have stopped at words…Esp. when nowadays ya ass will catch a case ask da brat ya’ll don’t believe it

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    1. leaving a trail of lacefront pieces on the carpet.
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      Damn, I thought that was Chrissie’s real hair.

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  28. Anyone who saw that, felt that Kimbella got what she deserved. She knew Fab had a girl, probably knew his girl was having a baby. She took her opportunity and went for it. Too bad 3 yrs later she had to get her ass kicked for it.
    And please tell these tricks to put some underware on. I’m tired of seeing these chicks butts blurred out. Wouldn’t have to do that if you would put on some drawers….

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  30. stupid Chrissy – that ass kicking should go to the real source of your anger and troubles – Jim Jones! get your own home life straight! she is pathetic and she makes real women who have standards and arent desperate for a man look like a dying breed

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  31. Are these the type of women that the Lord will allow into Heaven?

    Word for foolish women:

    ” A silent and loving woman is a gift of the Lord; and there is nothing so much worth as a mind well instructed.”

    Ecclesiasticus Chapter 26:14 ( Apocrypha KJV )

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  32. LOL @ women fighting over men. This is crazy, y’all. If the man is a dog, that is not the other woman’s fault. She may be a hoe but just let it go.

    We have got to stop this bullshit. Men know that women will go bananas on another chick before she will put his ass on the curb.

    Y’all gone listen to Beyonce whether you like it or not:

    “Everything he owns in a box to the left…”

    And get on with your life. Stop fighting each other it is PATHETIC. Grow some self-respect.

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