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“Kim Kardashian Files For Divorce”


Is anyone surprised that this heifer filed for divorce after being married for about 2 minutes to NBA star, Kris Humphries. Looks like the made-for-TV wedding between the two are over.

I’m so glad I ignored my thirsty Ceo readers who wanted me to cover their sham of a wedding, when I knew Kim Kardashian was just fascinated with the lust of the moment but now the thrill is gone.

They fooled the public with their shenanigans and all of the media’s attention, and now she’s filing for divorce while VH1 is still running what they’re calling “her fairytale wedding” on their reality television show.

So please believe., it’s all about the benjamins.

Kim Kardashian filed for divorce Monday morning, after 72 days of not-so-wedded bliss to Kris Humphries  … TMZ has learned, and now we have the documents.

We’re told even though the marriage was short, she is not seeking an annulment. It’s a garden variety divorce, in which Kim cites “irreconcilable differences.”

The date of separation is listed as today, Oct. 31, 2011.  According to the docs, Kim wants Kris to foot his own lawyers’ fees and she’ll pay hers.  And, she wants the court to reject any move by Kris to get spousal support.

And, the docs list the length of the marriage as a measly 2 months.

Kim has hired disso-queen Laura Wasser, who has repped the likes of Britney Spears, Maria Shriver, Angelina Jolie, Ryan Reynolds, and Robyn Gibson, Mel’s almost ex-wife.

As we first reported, the couple has a prenuptial agreement … Kim made sure of that.

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120 thoughts on ““Kim Kardashian Files For Divorce””

      1. Kim just couldn’t let Halloween be great
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        Man, her and Beyonce are running this race to see who will remain relevant by any means necessary!!!

        Stay Tuned…..

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      2. WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH BEYONCE?
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        Making a point that these celebrities go to the extreme to stay relevant or keep people talking.

        For example,

        A set up relationship plus a multi million dollar wedding to end in 72 days or embellishing your belly to gain more attention for your pregnancy. To me that’s a little too much.

        These two, in my book, are extreme. Not the only ones, but hey, the others don’t get posted. Oh well….

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  1. She just released a statement saying “she wished her marriage could have lasted forever but people change.” Really bish 72 fuckin days and you quoting this bullshit. Half of their marriage they spent living in the same hotel room with Scot, Kourtney and their baby (cant quite figure it out why but any who) and the other half she out of the country with her Momma. Actually I think Kris dodged a bullet on this whore.

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  2. Another marriage bites the dust! At least she didn’t pull a Robin Givens and file for divorce right immediately after the marriage.

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  3. This woman falls for men too easily for me. She got too much damn money to just be marrying people to only divorce them 72 days later.

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  4. Ha, who didn’t see this one coming? It was crystal clear that Kris and Kim were not compatible. He refused to suck up to her family or become the attention whore everyone knows he needed to be in order to fit in with that family. The only one who seems down to earth is Khloe, that’s why she’s my fav. I don’t feel sorry for Kris..had he watched her sextape w Ray J or even a couple episodes of Keeping up with the Kardashians he would’ve known better. Dumb azz!!!!!!!!!!!

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  5. Hi CEO fam!!!!

    I’m not surprised by this at all. I’m more aggravated by the fact that they took the sanctity of marriage as a joke. You don’t make a promise to God and then renig on it in 72 days later.

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  6. Everybody but dis nicca …knew Kim K was greyer then “Smoke” Crayon…

    Why did he think it was gonna last? He shoulda known ..when she asked him for a THREEsome with Reggie and RayJ that he wasn’t her type… #dothemath

    They been married for 3.5 weeks…. can’t they just get the marrige “anulled”?

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  7. Aaaannnddd, How the hell you go from Reggie Bush Sexxy azz to a gump ass dude like Kris Humphries Kris has absolutley no swag and is like a big goofie kid.

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    1. Aaaannnddd, How the hell you go from Reggie Bush Sexxy azz to a gump ass dude like Kris Humphries Kris has absolutley no swag and is like a big goofie kid.
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      @INTENSE,
      Have you ever watch the reality show or you just going by pictures? He is actually very cool and mature, not a BIG GOOFIE kid at all. He has a lil gangster in him, I wanted him to stick around long enough to drop kick Khloe

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      1. Have you ever watch the reality show or you just going by pictures? He is actually very cool and mature, not a BIG GOOFIE kid at all. He has a lil gangster in him, I wanted him to stick around long enough to drop kick Khloe
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        I did watch the show and I like that he stuck up for himself but IMO majority of the time he was just to childish

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      2. Have you ever watch the reality show or you just going by pictures? He is actually very cool and mature, not a BIG GOOFIE kid at all. He has a lil gangster in him, I wanted him to stick around long enough to drop kick Khloe
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        I thought that he was way more invested in her than she was in him…she seemed to get caught up in planning her wedding rather than preparing for her future as a wife….

        Kris didn’t want to be shut out and really they tried to keep him out of the wedding that BOTH of them were in….

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  8. “I’m so glad I ignored my thirsty Ceo readers who wanted me to cover their sham of a wedding”

    I’m so glad that wasn’t me LOL

    🙂

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    1. “I’m so glad I ignored my thirsty Ceo readers who wanted me to cover their sham of a wedding”

      I’m so glad that wasn’t me LOL
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      yeah ok but a “hit” dawg always holla.

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    1. Reggie Bush lost his “umph” when he stopped dating her, IMO
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      GTFOH Reggie lookin a million times better since he dumped that HO!!!! And I’m glad she didn’t make a fool out of the black man.

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      1. GTFOH Reggie lookin a million times better since he dumped that HO!!!! And I’m glad she didn’t make a fool out of the black man.
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        Lol @Queen, ur right, something about him changed. its like he lost 150 lbs worth of crap after they broke up

        Team reggie btw

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  9. BASIC BROAD!!!!

    How is it so hard after 72 days??? Girl BYE!!!!

    No, tell the truth, he didn’t want to yield to what she wanted to do. So she was out!!!

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    1. “This woman falls for men too easily for me.”
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      That’s because she fucks them first..that’s what ho’s do, then they loose all sense and logic.

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      1. “This woman falls for men too easily for me.”
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        she’s more like she’s a whore bag….this is Elizabeth Taylor in the making

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      2. she’s more like she’s a whore bag….this is Elizabeth Taylor in the making
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        Exactly!!!! U stole my thought!!!!

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  10. I feel sorry for Kim and Kris though… The media is going to really rip her to shreds but I also realize its the life she signed up for

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    1. WTF you mean “Poor Kim?!”

      Are you serious?! Poor E! Poor Kris!!

      Kim’s simple azz! Talking about “people change.” This bish is certi-fuckin-fiable.

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      1. @Corp
        I actually think the media will be very easy on Kim…she’s got Seacrest in her backpocket and the white gossip shows seem to adore her

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  11. She unfortunately dates dudes that are beneath her economically, fame and talent wise.

    These niggas just be with her to get a lil shine.

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      1. She unfortunately dates dudes that are beneath her economically, fame and talent wise.

        These niggas just be with her to get a lil shine.
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        Talk about BEING Completely SPRUNG !!!

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      2. She unfortunately dates dudes that are beneath her economically, fame and talent wise.

        These niggas just be with her to get a lil shine.
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        so you’d be perfect for her huh?

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    1. Poor kim, she’ll have to search deep and wide for another forrest gump who isn’t wise to her tricks.
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      yes she will! ^I cosign**** It was all a publicity stunt anyway, his dumb azz was just the prop she used…damn I bet he wishes he had that side talk with Reggie now

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    1. Hello All. She spent $100mil on a wedding and her marriage last 72 days! WOW!
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      Just think of what that $10 million she spent on her wedding could have done for charity! It was wasted. It appauls me that she got famous over a sex tape. She should turn her popularity around and use it for good.

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  12. LMAO 🙂 @ “Is anyone surprised that this heifer filed for divorce after being married for about 2 minutes to NBA star, Kris Humphries. Looks like the made-for-TV wedding between the two are over.

    Tra’s a trip Y’all!!!!!!!!!!!

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  13. I’m sure she’s on the prowl now for someone like Bruce or Scott–a muthafukka who just sits there and shakes their head yes.

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  14. For some reason, I thought that Kris really loved her BUT I don’t think he was prepared for the marriage to the Kardashian clan as well as the spotlight….

    I’m sure Kris will have no problem meeting someone else….

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    1. she’s blinded by every dick she gets. All dick aint magic dick, honey!
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      That’s cause she ain’t eva had PROPER dick applied to her. Always messing with these busta azz niggas that wanna be famous and shit.

      She just need a nigga like me to bust that thang on open.

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      1. That’s cause she ain’t eva had PROPER dick applied to her. Always messing with these busta azz niggas that wanna be famous and shit.

        She just need a nigga like me to bust that thang on open.
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        @Man, you SO NASTY!!! Kim K. don’t want yo crusty azz, she don’t even know you exist fool.

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      2. she’s blinded by every dick she gets. All dick aint magic dick, honey!
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        IF SHE HAD AS MANY DICKS STICKING OUT OF HER ASS AS SHE’S HAD IN HER., SHE’D LOOK LIKE A PORCUPINE.

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  15. I got $100 on it that Kris H. will get picked up and remarried to someone before Kim is able to even find someone who wants to be seen with her in public.

    Who’s in with me?

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    1. I got $100 on it that Kris H. will get picked up and remarried to someone before Kim is able to even find someone who wants to be seen with her in public.

      Who’s in with me?
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      Um I am!!!!

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      1. got $100 on it that Kris H. will get picked up and remarried to someone before Kim is able to even find someone who wants to be seen with her in public.

        Who’s in with me?
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        I’LL TAKE THAT BET!

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  16. SO A MAN MARRY’S A WOMAN WHO HAS A SEX TAPE AND I’M SUPPOSE TO FEEL SORRY FOR HIM, YEP POOR KIM IT’S OBVIOUS SHE WAS HOPING THIS ONE WOULDN’T GET AWAY

    AND HE DID, POOR KIM

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    1. SO A MAN MARRY’S A WOMAN WHO HAS A SEX TAPE AND I’M SUPPOSE TO FEEL SORRY FOR HIM, YEP POOR KIM IT’S OBVIOUS SHE WAS HOPING THIS ONE WOULDN’T GET AWAY

      AND HE DID, POOR KIM
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      Hold up, Just to be fair. Its TONS of guys that marry women that have Sex tapes. The difference is those Sex Tapes didnt become public.

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  17. a man will always be available to tap dat but this was a BAD business move. yeah, she made a lil guap but not all guap is good guap. now this doofus is saying he found out from TMZ, lol!

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  18. Durn I had given them 2 years. Between her being a ho, and the shade she was getting from her family, they didn’t stand a chance.

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  19. I can’t stand how this chick makes herself out to be a victim in every relationship she’s in.

    I saw her point in her being labeled a whore just for sleeping with her then long-term boyfriend on tape. She lost no cool points with me for that.

    But her 1st marriage: I was young. He abused me. I didn’t understand. <— Fuck you marry him for, then?!

    Reggie – she never gave a real reason for this, but he dropped her soon after she was on tv during his super bowl win campaigning for a damn ring and acting like his win was due to ONLY her. She'll never admit he dropped her cause she was a selfish, fame-whore.

    Kris – People change. No boo, You couldn't change Kris so now you dropping him. And to do it without him knowing supposedly is just….as trashy as a rhyme for her last name.

    Bye Kim.

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    1. Reggie – she never gave a real reason for this, but he dropped her soon after she was on tv during his super bowl win campaigning for a damn ring and acting like his win was due to ONLY her. She’ll never admit he dropped her cause she was a selfish, fame-whore.

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      Yeah, she could’ve had a winner in him, but she fucked that one up herself.

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  20. Well even though we all saw this coming at least she didn’t put up with the charade to save face. Some people stay in unhealthy, unhappy marriages for the sake of image. If the image whore can take one for the team hopefully she’ll help somebody out there step up and claim their happiness too.

    To bad it won’t be worth her’s…. She got paid off that wedding. $$$$$$$$$$$

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  21. I didn’t not go through any of the posts, but I just read that Kris was blind-sided by the filing of the divorce.

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  22. MARRIAGE IS NOT SOMETHING THAT GOES AWAY THAT FAST, IT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE LOVE WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT?? 72 DAYS WHAT A JOKE!!!!!! THIS GIRL NEEDS A LIFE HER HUSBAND NEEDS TO RUN FAST AND NOT LOOK BACK

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  23. question 1, does this news come as a surprise to anyone and question 2, when can we expect the release of the newest and/or latest Kim K sex tape? Oh and by the way CEO Fam, I WON the pool @work, I said the marriage would last 6 weeks and THANKS to KIM I won $44.00

    LOL

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  24. Why did she get married in the first place? Just so she could have a wedding? She’s making a mockery of marriage..­……

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    1. Why did she get married in the first place? Just so she could have a wedding? She’s making a mockery of marriage..­……
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      Of course she is, WHORE’S usually do!

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      1. Why did she get married in the first place? Just so she could have a wedding? She’s making a mockery of marriage..­……
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        She makes a mockery of humanity.

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  25. Publicity stunt from beginning to end. What the hell are they famous for anyway? It’s ridiculous­. The people who mentioned that she should give some of her money to those less fortunate have the right idea. What a total waste of millions of dollars for this sham. The bottom line is the bottom line for them. They have no shame.

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    1. They have no shame.
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      of course she doesn’t, she made a sex tape that she’s proud of…If I were that HO I wouldn’t even show my face.

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  26. Ridiculous­; absolutely ridiculous­. All that money spent on an attention getting extravanga­nza could have fed and and housed a village of homeless people for a month. Enough already of the Kardashian booties.

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  27. Such a damn shame that one man and one woman, couldn’t show the world the beauty and sanctity of marriage…instead they made a mockery of it! SMH

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  28. I think they made a bundle on the publicity from the marriage, and now that the cash isn’t rolling in about it, deal is over.

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  29. Word was Kim wanted to date former NY Knick and current Denver Nuggett forward Danilo Gallinari for what would have been her romantic interest in her new NY reality show, but Gallinari wisely turned her down either late last yr or early this yr. As a result her attention turned across the river to NJ Net forward Kris Humphries, who unfortunat­ely and unwittingl­y agreed to date her. The rest is entertainm­ent news history. Little did he now that he was a rube for a huge con played on him by the E! Network and the Kardashian­s. Its basically like an entertainm­ent Ponzi scheme where Kris is the one left hanging out to dry, and the E! Network walks away with all the revenue. The fact that Ryan Seacrest was the first to tweet about it this morning singifies to me that the network was behind the whole scam to begin with, and the Kardashian­s were willing participan­ts. I wouldn’t be surprised at all to find that the Kardashian family owns a piece of the network. So what is the next publicity stunt you have planned Ryan? I knew there was something shady about you the first time I saw you on American Idol.

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  30. I’m LMAO while agreeing with my girl Ms. Bell……Didn’t they just get married like 5 minutes ago? And didn’t they spend over a million $ on the wedding? I’m sure both the marriage and the divorce are all about ratings for the show–whic­h I have never seen and never will. Boycott reality TV people! It is an insane waste of time and money.

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  31. Myself and millions of other people called this over 3 months ago. She’s super shallow and now Kim and the rest of her superficia­l family will do everything they can to make him look like the bad guy.

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  32. What trashy, trivial people-to marry hastily and divorce even more hastily in what has to be an overblown publicity stunt.

    While we have an unemployme­nt rate hovering around 10%, government employees being furloughed­, major local employers laying off thousands, essential services being cut, and homeless families with children proliferat­ing in my county, these hairy “Armenian” trollops dump millions on narcissist­ic trifles and self-aggra­ndizing follies.

    Sad!

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  33. They obviously didn’t take the time to really get to know each other; either one of them could have slowed that wedding train down. Now that’s two failed marriages for Kim!

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    1. They obviously didn’t take the time to really get to know each other; either one of them could have slowed that wedding train down. Now that’s two failed marriages for Kim!
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      When it’s made for TV, you don’t slow down. She married for ratings and now divorcing for ratings.. they all trash tramps

      Next>>>~

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  34. I’m shocked that it lasted this long. You can’t make HO’s Housewives!!!!The Kardashian­s are an American joke. This marriage was never meant to last. It was scripted from the very beginning, Kris Humphries is a prop. The Kardashian family is a business, it is my hope that Americans will wise up and that the business ends up bankrupt.

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  35. I’m sure pimp momma Kris has another “job” lined up for her. This is really just gross. This woman made so much $$ off of that wedding. Unbelievab­le.

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  36. Love is a two way street. Missy never loved Kris H. She was in love with the idea of being in love. Move on, find you a nice Christian, non-cheati­ng woman and live happily ever after.

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  37. I knew this heifer was “IN LUST” when she was at the NETS game in January demonstrating love signs as that boy was playinhg ball. She played Humphries, I just hope he realizes it.

    Here’s where i blogged about it…. http://httptruthandmythhomesteadcomphp.wordpress.com/2011/01/20/love-was-in-the-air-as-the-nets-beat/

    Folks gon see God for playing with the sanctity of marriage! And she knew her marriage wasn’t forever. she set it up to fail with the RON clad prenup. please!!!

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    1. LOL @ Tracy, 🙂 I remember your post about that. Now I see what you mean about LUST. when you’re in LUST the thrill is gone…only LOVE is 4ever if it’s possible

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    2. Folks gon see God for playing with the sanctity of marriage!
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      It’s ok Tracy, she’s just added another stamp on her ticket to hell.

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  38. Mr. Humphries: this is a gift from heaven! This is God telling you that he loves you, that he is giving you another chance. Run, don’t walk, from this cesspool of whores.

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  39. Kim wants to help the NBA negotiate a new contract by giving herself to each and every player as an added bonus. She’s ontop of her game people.

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  40. This was all over the news this morning. Kim and Kris married for publicity and if he didn’t she damn sure kept him in the dark about it because she sure as hell did! All attention whores got game.

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    1. This was all over the news this morning. Kim and Kris married for publicity and if he didn’t she damn sure kept him in the dark about it because she sure as hell did! All attention whores got game.
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      Now the pimpin mama Kris gon be on the news tommorrow morning doing interviews. don’t nobody wanna hear from her dusty ass. she knew the deal from the jump cause she’s the master planner., master PIMP

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