Who cares that Beyonce is expecting she and Jay-Z’s first child, but since she’s revealed the sex of her baby, insiders have unveiled the hilarious photo to the left. Beyonce should have kept that information to herself.
Thanks to loyal CEO blog reader Ionna for the photo. 🙂
From Intouch
“Beyoncé is thrilled she’s having a daughter,” confides a close friend of the singer’s, explaining that while Beyoncé and her husband, Jay-Z, would be happy to have a healthy child of either sex, she’d secretly been hoping for a girl. “She and her mother are so close, and she’s wanted to have that relationship with her own child.”
Conversations Of A Sistah 
OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I’M LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This is wrong on multiple levels
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This picture scared me!
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lol 🙂 that lil thang in that picture look like its retarded and drooling at the mouth.
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Um yeah Tra…….Nobody cares
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Oh on another note that album of hers hasn’t went platinum yet has it. She losing money faster than the titanic sinking.
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wow that lil girl’s head is BIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Ionna, where you get this picture from?
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@Ionna, where you get this picture from?
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I’ll never tell 🙂
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Damn shame, that lil girl ugly. but the pun is, JayZ is too right??? people are so wrong for this but it’s funny.
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isn’t that halle berry’s baby Nahla’s body! smh!
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you owe me a new laptop cause i just spit soda all over my keyboard
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The baby’s missing a nappy lacyfront.
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The baby’s missing a nappy lacyfront.
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That’s what I’m saying @Ashanti, somebody need to redo that picture. Yall know that hair aint right. We’ve seen Jigga’s naps and we’ve seen Bey’s naps on the back of her neck. I know yall trying to be nice, but keep it real next time, m’kay?
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Jay is ugly and for that, i’d want a boy, why curse a girl with his looks.
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Jay is ugly and for that, i’d want a boy, why curse a girl with his looks.
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I agree Pinky, Beyonce is too self absorb to have a girl, a boy would be better for her “
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Beyonce is too self absorb to have a girl, a boy would be better for her
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ooh lets hope she takes after mommy…
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Palease !!!!!! Beyonce ain’t really pregnant, I read on another comment board that her baby bump is fake and they really buying a baby. I believe it too.
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Palease !!!!!! Beyonce ain’t really pregnant, I read on another comment board that her baby bump is fake and they really buying a baby. I believe it too.
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well ever since her baby bump folded like a frizbie, the world is questioning whether or not her baby bump is legit/real.
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well ever since her baby bump folded like a frizbie, the world is questioning whether or not her baby bump is legit/real.
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Mm it might be fake (her baby bump) who knows *shrugs* cause word on the street is Jay is impotent
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Mm it might be fake (her baby bump) who knows *shrugs* cause word on the street is Jay is impotent
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I predict a “miscarriage” in the near future, unless there really is a surrogate somewhere carrying a baby for them.
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well ever since her baby bump folded like a frizbie, the world is questioning whether or not her baby bump is legit/real.
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What sucks is that she’s buying the baby wholesale so unfortunately hopes that she will be too fat and ugly for the media are ruined and hopes that decent people will be grossed out watching a new mother pu$$y pop are ruined, because she’s really not a mother so her pu$$y popping status stays intact and she really didn’t give birth, so her naturally fat body stays in it’s odd current shape, so all she did was find a way to stay relevant
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What sucks is that she’s buying the baby wholesale so unfortunately hopes that she will be too fat and ugly for the media are ruined and hopes that decent people will be grossed out watching a new mother pu$$y pop are ruined, because she’s really not a mother so her pu$$y popping status stays intact and she really didn’t give birth, so her naturally fat body stays in it’s odd current shape, so all she did was find a way to stay relevant
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@Slick, you so damn nasty!!!!!!!!! I coulda did w/o you dragging her pussy into this.
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well ever since her baby bump folded like a frizbie, the world is questioning whether or not her baby bump is legit/real.
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I do not believe such public figures would fake a pregnancy. Too easy for the truth to be revealed. I do believe they are leaking to the media false due dates, etc. Beyoncé & Jay Z always get drug through the mud no matter what they do, so they should have kept this to themselves. The sharing of their joy with the public has only tarnished their images more, if that’s even possible
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I cant call it but I give Bey a lil more credit than that… if Bey has been pulling the wool over peoples eyes for years you would think that if she wanted to fake a pregnacy and not have people know about it she would
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Someone in the post should sit down… for always saying the most. com.
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If it is indeed a girl, the games is OVER! No other celebrity baby could ever compete with her. This baby has completely shitted on every baby in Hollywood! Nobody will make a better or prettier baby. GAME OVER!!!
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Lol,this is SOOOOO wrong!
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who’s “man hands” are those holding that baby?
Wow
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Well whatEVER it is, I damn sure hope it doesn’t look like this!!!
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This child will not be able to have it’s own identity. She’s already trying to make the baby like her. If she really is pregnant. As I said before the PILLOW SHAM continues.
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The minute King Bey gives birth you best believe the internet will cease to function properly. This birth will effectively shut down the internet. I’m estimating 500,000 tweets per minute when this blessing arrives.
*note the sarcasm*
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It’s a boy this is Just PR on another note how many of you are watching the Wall street protests? There are much more important things in the world besides lace fronts and big lip chillins.
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Who ever made that picture is wrong. I mean really, really…… REALLY wrong.
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Why that baby got a mini ‘stache like the pappy?
Why them eyebrows look so well done?
Why the mean mug?
Why that baby already suffering from lacefront alopecia on the right side of it’s head?
Why that baby got on feathered eyeshadow?
Why them lashes so thick?
Who comes out of the womb like this????
SO MANY QUESTIONS!! SO LITTLE TIME … Hey photoshop creator, take two seats please because you’ve outdone yourself on this one. LMAO!!!!
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“Beyoncé is thrilled she’s having a daughter,” confides a close friend of the singer’s”
Beyonce need to quit calling these magazines and planting these fake ass stories. How long is she gone keep this ridiculous charade going? I wish her peoples would get her some help for her mental ills.
Intouch is a lie cause BeyLiar aint even got not no “close friends”.
Bitch aint even got a regular friend, let alone a close one.
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LOL at you and the pic 🙂
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@Brown,
It’s funny how she will call the paps to photo her going everywhere but into a doctor’s office….things that make you go hmmm.
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It’s funny how she will call the paps to photo her going everywhere but into a doctor’s office….things that make you go hmmm.
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Duh Felicia, Bey has more than enough money to have an OB/GYN come to her, so she won’t have to go into an office & sit among commoners & breath the same air as commoners!
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I see the comments are gonna get crazy but the pic is funny tho 🙂 some of y’all in the girl’s bank account and bedroom. keep in mind we don’t know these people, tis why blog queen said: “NO ONE CARES”
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🙂 Damn I’m cracking up @that picture 🙂 is funny.
Thanks Ionna and Blog Queen for the laugh.
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I WISH HER AND JAY NOTHING BUT THE BEST
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thats exactly what that clown’s baby is gon look like-if she really is having one. i don’t believe it myself.
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So Bey is carrying a pink pillow instead of a blue one?
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beyonce voice just ain’t all that.
when “it” comes on the radio I change channel, after-all, I have RESPECT for my ears.
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she buying her baby from deep in the jungle somewhere, where nobody can trace the truth. But the one in that pic LAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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she buying her baby from deep in the jungle somewhere, where nobody can trace the truth
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Coco, if she was honest no one would care if she purchased a baby, if anything adoption is 12 brownie points…so if she really isn’t pregnant she’s the stupid one for going thru the drama of pretending.
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Y’all gotta warn a brotha, 🙂 Dayum!!! I’m LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Schocking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO! Dammit!
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Baby girl will be forced to wear Southern Belle pageant type dresses w/ the itchy fabric.24/7. She’s gonna be a cute little Deron model & her mom will get all the attention and hand her back to nanny “mama” Kelley.
Aw!!!! But that baby up there ugly tho.
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DON’T BELIEVE THIS STORY YALL..HER LYING ASS IS HAVING A BOY AND I WILL BE GLAD WHEN SHE DO SO MOFOS CAN’T STOP TALKING ABOUT HER EXAGGERATED PREGNANCY! I AM MORE EXCITED TO SEE NIA LONG’S BABY ANYWAY!
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That is one ugly baby!! Dam.
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TRACY/IONNA
YOU WRONG AS HELL FOR THAT PIC!!!! I REBUKE YOU!!!
JUST WRONG
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Ya’ll stop.
I think the baby might actually be cute…the real baby. not dat shit* in da’ pic
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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BEAUTIFUL BLACK WOMEN LIKE NIA LONG THAT CAN’T STAND THIS NON ACTING NON TALENTED FRAUD!!!! MUST BE PISSED!
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That picture is insensitive and is not funny at all. Making jokes about babies just isn’t funny, period
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That picture is insensitive and is not funny at all. Making jokes about babies just isn’t funny, period
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Oh Random, please pull the stick out yo ass, this is a blog everything ain’t gon be serious all the damn time!
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This picture is so wrong but funny. I’m sitting on a plane waiting for take off surrounded by strangers lmao!
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This is toooooooo funny.
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lmao. 🙂
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There has GOT TO be other news out there besides the throw pillow Bey is stashing in her clothes! C’mon!
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*faints*
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in more important news, it’s raining in NY.
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Oh lawd… 🙂
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I’m telling you, Beyonce is sitting back LOVING all of this attention she’s getting.
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DAYUM YALL MOVING AROUND FAST TODAY!
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🙂 I am over here crying.
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Beyonce should just go in seclusion now and resurface after the birth of the baby, do like they use to do when a teen gets pregnant.
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I wonder what they will name her?
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Hey Carolyn,
I wonder if Jay will get to name her Brooklyn.
Tell the *queen i said whaddup? 🙂
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Grandma Tina can make the baby glitter covered onesies.
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i hope she comes out looking exactly like her mom, a girl version of Jay would be unfortunate
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I heard it was a boy also, maybe they are just trying to throw us off.
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I’m out! I had have not had a productive day fuckin wit ya’ll…..
Holla
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Yeah @Civil,
I might be back later. can’t take more than 1 post per day
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I’ll wait to hear it from the horse’s mouth before I believe it. Whatever the sex of the baby, I hope he/she is healthy.
That is all.
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Hope the baby girl has more of her Mom’s genes. Oh Lawd!
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I think either way, as long as its a healthy baby, they are blessed!
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That baby’s ugly tra that’s why i need to see a new post
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who up in here it’s 12:25 pm Friday…who in here?
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Hey X….Happy Friday Boo Boo
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who up in here
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WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW NEGROID??????????
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who up in here
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I’m in here but technically LURKIN NICCA why?
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who up in here
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NONE-A
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who up in here
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whaddup dude
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Happy Friday All 🙂
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who up in here
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NONE-A
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None-a means NONE OF HIS BUSINESS Natasha, get with the lingo girl
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who up in here
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NONE-A —>>> what does that mean @Ebony?
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NONE-A —>>> what does that mean @Ebony?
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Hey Natasha, it means NONE OF YA BUSINESS….. 🙂
But I was talking to X, when I said that…
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hey people.
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It;s snowing in the tri-state area…so i’ chillin
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It;s snowing in the tri-state area…so i’ chillin
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and i’m as snug as a bug in a rug!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Tasha,
Anthony.
Ebony and all other fam mbrs.
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It;s snowing in the tri-state area…so i’ chillin
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and it’s a bitch gettin around so be careful out there people.
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LMAO!!!! That baby got Jay’s mouth wow….this is some crazy shit! but it’s mad funny. ;0
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That baby got Jay’s mouth wow
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amazing isn’t it? 🙂
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that baby is something else 🙂 LOL
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