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“How Did Kris Humphries Feel When He Ran Into Ray J?”


“Kris Humphries reportedly wound up sitting next to his wife’s doggy-style sex tape partner Ray J in the first class cabin of a Delta airplane, and dealt with it in the saddest, most awkward way possible: He sat frozen in his seat “across the aisle” from Ray J “for a few minutes” (Did he stare blankly in stony-faced horror? Bow his head and sneak furtive side-eye glances at the man whose legacy he fears more than anyone else’s?) then switched seats and sat in “awkward silence” until Ray J walked up and congratulated him on the marriage, at which point “Kris acted like he didn’t recognize him.” Apparently “Ray J said, ‘Come on, you know who I am. I just wanted to say congratulations.’ Then Kris, realizing he was cornered, said, ‘Oh yeah, yeah, I’m sorry, I know who you are.’” And the size and shape of your penis, and what you look like orgasming all over my wife.”

There’s a mystery buyer who contacted Vivid entertainment recently to inquire about removing said sex tape from circulation. The buyer wants to purchase the sex tapes and all of the outtakes with Kim Kardashian in them. TMZ.com thinks the buyer is Kim herself.

That’s interesting, especially since you should do nothing in your personal and/or professional life that you’ll be ashamed about later, especially when it’s your “claim to fame”.

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146 thoughts on ““How Did Kris Humphries Feel When He Ran Into Ray J?””

  1. “Niccah dont act like you dont know who I am, when I fucked your wife left, right and upside down”. that funny taste in your wife’s mouth when you kiss her is my azz”

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      1. “Niccah dont act like you dont know who I am, when I fucked your wife left, right and upside down”. that funny taste in your wife’s mouth when you kiss her is my azz”
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        🙂 you’s a mess!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. “Niccah dont act like you dont know who I am, when I fucked your wife left, right and upside down”. that funny taste in your wife’s mouth when you kiss her is my azz”
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      Damn!!!!!!!!!! LMMFAO

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    2. “Niccah dont act like you dont know who I am, when I fucked your wife left, right and upside down”. that funny taste in your wife’s mouth when you kiss her is my azz”
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      LMAO 🙂 that’s why brandy doesnt have any neices or newphews.. kim swallowed all of ray j’s son’s and daughters

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    3. “Niccah dont act like you dont know who I am, when I fucked your wife left, right and upside down”. that funny taste in your wife’s mouth when you kiss her is my azz”
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      WOOOOOOOOO LOL!!!!!!!! You’s a mess!

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    1. 🙂 LMAO @ Man’s comment

      At least she is trying to get that tape off the shelf. The thing is, it’s to late. She has to live with those images for the rest of her life. 😦 dumb HO!!!!

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  2. Suprisingly, Ray J played this the same way I would have if I were him.

    1. congrats nigga
    2. don’t act like you don’t know I bust YOUR WIFEY wide open first
    3. cocky azz “fuck you” smile
    4. go about your business

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  3. “Kris Humphries reportedly wound up sitting next to his wife’s doggy-style sex tape partner Ray J in the first class cabin of a Delta airplane…”
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    😦
    After reading this section I’m beggining to doubt the entire story.

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    1. I DONT BELIEVE THIS STORY AT ALL !!!
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      i was waiting on this story lol. Kris does not seem to be to bright so until i hear otherwise I believe it. And the sex tape was garbage. it was probably really only 6 mins long but they kept looping it to look like they were still going. And the one I saw blanked out the golden shower. You know Kris H has seen it before too. SMH. I would believe her marrying RayJ more than I believe this publicity marriage

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  4. I can sooooo picture him sitting there like a dumb ass deer in headlight!! The Soup had a clip of Chris finding out that Kim was married before. He was like “Really she was married??” 😦 wtf???? Dude, seriously!! How you go marry someone and not know this?

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    1. How you go marry someone and not know this?
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      You know this was some type of “set up” play date marriage… he didnt even google the btych, AND she’s famous… I dont even know the bytch, but I know more shyt about her than he does

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  5. This meeting was so lame. I would not want to be him. Everyone knows what your wife is like in her most personal moments.OMG!

    What a chump you really scored big with Kim. Really.. Chris??.. YOu deserve a round of applause..:chump: I meant champ:

    people are all laughing at you for marring her haha:

    #shesucksinbed literally but she’s still a HO!!!!!!!

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    1. Some women’s vaginas are tight enough that 3.5 inches will bust them wide open!
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      dont you mean preteen’s fool?

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      1. Kim is prolly like three good thrusts removed from being virgin. SHE ONLY BEEN WITH 4 DUDES IN HER LIFE.
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        🙂

        and that would be her first and second husband, reggie, ray j.. oh, and her bodyguard she fucked on her show, and.. oh wait.. thats 5.. let me stop there

        🙂

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      2. @man-up

        only 4 in her life?

        and you know this how????????????? Lets run the list off:

        1.Chris
        2.Ray
        3.Reggie
        4.JOhn
        5.MIles
        6.Cristiano

        I just counted 6 right there

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      3. I also heard she fucked John Mayer, Gabriel Aubry AND Nick Cannon
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        5 black guys, 4 yt guys, a mexican and a partridge in a pear tree

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      4. Kim=

        1. husband #1
        2. Ray J
        3. Reggie Bush (MAYBE!!!!!!!!!!)
        4. Giving future credit to hubby #2

        THAT’S all the men that have slept with my baby. THAT’S IT. If someone names more than four it’s just a hatin azz female.

        😦

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      5. @Man wow…I don’t know who you going after…but…wow…
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        Huh? Going after? I merely misinterpeted what you said. I would NEVER go after anyone.

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      6. Kim=

        1. husband #1
        2. Ray J
        3. Reggie Bush (MAYBE!!!!!!!!!!)
        4. Giving future credit to hubby #2

        THAT’S all the men that have slept with my baby. THAT’S IT. If someone names more than four it’s just a hatin azz female.
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        this mufugga right here..

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      7. @Man..before I check out..let me tell you this. Ya girl Kim slept with the following men:

        Kris Humphries

        One of her body gaurds

        Gabriel Aubry

        Michael Copon

        Miles Austin

        Cristiano Ronaldo

        Reggie Bush

        Nick Lachey

        Ray J

        Nick Cannon

        Damon Thomas

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      8. “..before I check out..”

        Kris Humphries

        One of her body gaurds

        Gabriel Aubry

        Michael Copon

        Miles Austin

        Cristiano Ronaldo

        Reggie Bush

        Nick Lachey

        Ray J

        Nick Cannon

        Damon Thomas

        Rollo

        Lamont

        Grady

        JJ

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  6. Kim is seeing this and she’s like “that’s not me that doesn’t even look like me…SEE?!” *she holds pic up to her face.. wow. how embarassing.

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    1. Kim is seeing this and she’s like “that’s not me that doesn’t even look like me…SEE?!” *she holds pic up to her face.. wow. how embarassing.
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      🙂 LOL gotdamn!!!

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  7. IVE NEVER SEEN THE TAPE BUT PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS SAYING SHE SUCKED IN BED…

    BUT HOW DO YALL KNOW SHE STILL SUCKS.. SHE HAS COME A LONG WAY (MAYBE). IM SURE REGGIE TAUGHT HER A THING OR TWO.. LOL

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    1. Reggie Bush ain’t teach her Shit.. Or he would have kept her. He wouldn’t be training these whores for other mens pleasures.

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      1. Reggie Bush ain’t teach her Shit.. Or he would have kept her. He wouldn’t be training these whores for other mens pleasures.
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        Sex wont keep anyone….

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    2. IVE NEVER SEEN THE TAPE BUT PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS SAYING SHE SUCKED IN BED…

      BUT HOW DO YALL KNOW SHE STILL SUCKS.. SHE HAS COME A LONG WAY (MAYBE). IM SURE REGGIE TAUGHT HER A THING OR TWO.. LOL
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      @Gabriella, Kim actually believes that she’s beautiful enough to have men convinced that its an honor to fuck her….she lays there like a wet dishrag while telling herself, “i’m fuckin the shit outta him…he’s never had it like this before.” Yeah ok?

      To THIS DAY, I cant understand why her “coochie were soooooooo void of moisture” in that video!! even after Ray *LICKed* her ..hows that even possible?..I feel bad for her 🙂

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      1. @Mrs
        But back then she wasnt famous, and had NOTHING compared to what she has now. So I dont think you can make that argument. I think she was just a pretty girl who wasnt very sexually experienced and thought she was doing something. I mean most women didnt start out being a “beast” in bed (for lack of a better word right now lol). but hell…. she may have watched a few videos, she darn sure sucked and effed a few more people so Im sure she has stepped her game up in the bedroom

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    3. IVE NEVER SEEN THE TAPE BUT PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS SAYING SHE SUCKED IN BED…

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      I saw it and it was embarrassingly boring :ywan:

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  8. Ya’ll know good and damn well Brandy’s lil brother did that shit tryna be funny. He need to sit his lil short, lame ass down somewhere.

    And po Kris Kardashian…unfortunately this type of shit gone be happening to him for quite some time. But damn actn like he didn’t know dude. He shoulda said his “what up nigga’s FIRST” (cuz i know he prolly saw him) and kept it moving. Tryna “act like you don’t know” somebody is wack as hell..

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  9. Maybe Ray shoulda pulled out his dyck and said: “do you know me now?” He prolly woulda recognized him from the video angle on the tape. sucka

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  10. I really did die over here over this post. 🙂 I froze up for a minute there because I was like “NOOOO this cant be real.” I would hate to be Chris H. and I NEVER would have wifed that. NO Way No How..

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  11. sex is not only sacred but should be private between a man and a woman. but to tape it and sell it, is like selling your soul for the world to see. then to show ya face in public like you a celeb when ya “claim to fame” is a sex tape? I’d be so ashamed if I were her….I would be somewhere fuckin hidin., that’s how embarrassed I would be. SMH

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  12. I’m proud to say I’ve never got caught in the Kardashian hype. Never watched their shows, dnt pay them no mind, and I chuckle when Bruthas wife them…

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  13. I was wondering why she kept chewing in the damned video, like she had a mouth full of gum. Someone told me that’s a side effect of “X”. I thought “X” got you loose. If that was her loose, that chick literally made a grip for doing NOTHING!

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  14. There’s a mystery buyer who contacted Vivid entertainment recently to inquire about removing said sex tape from circulation. The buyer wants to purchase the sex tapes and all of the outtakes with Kim Kardashian in them. TMZ.com thinks the buyer is Kim herself.
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    Is that why she got all that work done so ppl wouldn’t recognize her in the tape?

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    1. She made that tape to get herself famous. Now she is, so let it stay out there, no sweeping the dirt under the rug just because the whore now wants to be a housewife.

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  15. Hey kim

    99 condems from men on the wall.
    99 condems from men
    take Kim down and pass her around
    98 condems from men on the wall

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      1. 99 condems from men on the wall.
        99 condems from men
        take Kim down and pass her around
        98 condems from men on the wall
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        *Dead 🙂 wow.

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      2. 99 condems from men on the wall.
        99 condems from men
        take Kim down and pass her around
        98 condems from men on the wall
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        OMG 🙂 Laughing

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    1. @Queen,, hey hey hey! u know the rules, she’s caked up now so her stankyho past cannot be spoke of! because that makes ur ass a hater n shit..and its nothing worse than a black jealous woman hating on the royal Kardashians 🙂

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      1. and its nothing worse than a black jealous woman hating on the royal Kardashians
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        i cosign when ain’t nobody thinking bout them stank HO’s.

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  16. afternoon folks…

    This story is fucking hilarious…I can picture Ray J giving him that look and trying to play it all cool and non-chalant…that was THEEEE most boring sex tape ever in life…I remember when somebody downloaded it and sent it to me I watched it and couldn’t finish it before falling asleep!

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      1. Brown,
        Well I dont remember RayJs crooked dingding. All’s I remember is Kim swallowing, which I like in a woman,,,but I passes on the dashian clan…I wonder if Khloes meat stick is crooked?

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  17. Yeah people. lets not count out the countless guys that have been there before the POP cared to take her pics. Before her daddy was famous.. The world may never know.

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    1. @cameo

      Still aint seen it….
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      Not to worry….You aint missed shit…. It looks like this.

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  18. People can say whatever they want but at the end of the day Kim is pretty damn sexy. I would so sleep with her and I wouldn’t have a problem to date a woman that’s got a homemade sexvideo online with her ex boyfriend.

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    1. People can say whatever they want but at the end of the day Kim is pretty damn sexy. I would so sleep with her and I wouldn’t have a problem to date a woman that’s got a homemade sexvideo online with her ex boyfriend.
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      well woopty damn do for you

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  19. Now this post is hilarious and so are the comments!…Ray J is a dayum fool, yall know that right from his reality show, love him!

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  20. Now am I the only one who saw that tape a few years ago? Yawn!!I rarely watch porn, but that was truly the most sub par / boring porn ever filmed.

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  21. Kris Jenner is the maternal pimp of all pimps. Notice how she really can’t stand Scott Disick because he’s not a “celebrity” and rich like Lamar Odom, Ray-J, Miles Austin, Reggie Bush and now Kris Humphries. She has trained and instilled in her daughters for them to come, see and conquer rich men, preferably Black men. You see how she is starting on her youngest 2 daughters… that shit is so sad. 😦 SMDH

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  22. There’s a mystery buyer who contacted Vivid entertainment recently to inquire about removing said sex tape from circulation. The buyer wants to purchase the sex tapes and all of the outtakes with Kim Kardashian in them. TMZ.com thinks the buyer is Kim herself.
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    Really? Even if vivid sells the rights to whoever, it will live on in infamy, you can’t erase people’s hard drives. It will still be out there, and kim’s kids will see it, mason will watch it, and kim will still be a whore.

    I am glad rayj said something to Kris. Kris is so stupid, if you marry a porn star then how can he be uncomfortable just sitting next to her costar.
    Rayj was nice that conversation could have gone in a totally different direction. if it were between two different people.

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  23. For those of you who don’t know, today is BLOG QUEEN’S BIRTHDAY!!!!

    “HAPPY BIRTHDAY TRA”

    Only a good reader/follower knows these things. 🙂

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      1. Only a good reader/follower knows these things
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        This is true @Spice.

        hey trace happy birthday gurl get ya groove on for me

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      2. Happy Birthday Tracy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        We love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well some of us do anyway —> LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      3. Happy birthday to ya
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        And many more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      4. aw…. happy birthday ms. bell…thanks for always bringing us the news and sometimes challenging us to have a change of heart!

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      5. happy birthday Tracy from Tabatha and Romello 🙂 hope you have dinner somewhere nice : and that you’ll tell us about it tomm.

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      6. wassup fam….i saw the “happy birthday” wishes to blog queen and decided to join in ———->>>>>>>>>Happy Birthday Tracy wishin U many more

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