I have to agree with you all that this story is getting messier by the minute.
According to tmz.com Arnold Schwarzenegger’s former housekeeper wanted to be his wife Maria so bad, in her mind she had already stepped into the role.
Patty confided in a friend, when Maria would leave the house in the morning, she would crawl into their marital bed and have sex with Arnold. She once even bragged to her friend that she was more of a wife to Arnold than Maria because she was always there for him.
Baena was so jealous of Shriver she also had cosmetic surgery work done to enhance her appearance.
According to the web site, Patty would dress up in Maria’s clothing and even wear her jewelry around town. Now that I refuse to believe, that woman don’t look like she could fit Maria Shriver’s clothes.
The Sperminator’s sordid scandal came to light after Shriver, suspecting something was up asked Baena flat-out if Schwarzenegger fathered her child? Baena confessed and the shit hit the fan!
Conversations Of A Sistah 
AND HE COULDN’T DO SHIT FOR HIS MOMMY FACE? SICK BITCH!
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Still with this Shit? *yawns*
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Oh it’s gonna get real messy cause there’s a money trail it ain’t over yet @Yvonne.
Watch!
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Things which should have been left behind:
1. Baena should have been left at the border.
2. Baena, why is her boobs, tummy, funpa, all meeting in the middle like a rapture prayer circle?
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I’m sorry, I kinda think his wife knew and just didn’t say shyt for Political reasons, to save face or whatever. I mean, i’m sure she had SOME clue, a suspicion or something!
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I’m sorry, I kinda think his wife knew and just didn’t say shyt for Political reasons, to say face or whatever. I mean, i’m sure she had SOME clue, a suspicion or something!
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I concur – I don’t see how she couldn’t suspect something
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Maria had to have known knowing her husband as well as she does and looking at this kid next to her own kids….i bet you her attitide changed around that damn house.
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@ Coco………guess the agreement was she’d stick around until his term was over. Cause as soon as it ended, her ass was GONE! LOL
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she knew but I wonder what made it all public who was gonna spill the tea – Surely the maid wouldn’t bounce her own meal ticket – so I wonder what made this come to light –
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guess the agreement was she’d stick around until his term was over. Cause as soon as it ended, her ass was GONE!
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He ran for another term but lost. Had he won would this still be a secret? Maria should not have worried too much about his political career, it’s not like he could run for President.
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Of course she knew!
she always knew she married a dog!
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I do not have time for this here woman looking like Rocky Dennis (from the movie “Mask”) in her no hands pose glamour(less) shot…not to-day.
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*blank stare* LMAO @ the 1st pic.
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if I were Baena I would fear for my life – and Arnold watch what you eat – I don’t see either one getting away with this shit –
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*Goes to see what the heaviest coin in Mildred’s native country of Guatamala is…so I can slap her in her face with a pillowcase full of it…
She is used to it by now…looks like she been hit on repeat already.
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*Goes to see what the heaviest coin in Mildred’s native country of Guatamala is…so I can slap her in her face with a pillowcase full of it…
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It is called a Quetzal…heaviest coin in Guatemala.
*readies a bag full of them for Mildred*
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THE ABOVE MENTIONED IS THE REASON ONE SHOULD NEVER TAKE IT PERSONALLY WHEN A MAN CHEATS.
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She often paraded around the house in Shriver’s clothes and jewelry. Baena also had cosmetic surgery work done to enhance her appearance.
The mistress was really parading around the house in size 4 clothing??? I’m assuming that all the pictures scene thus far are pre surgery…No? 😦
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Why Patti look like she been holdin in a fart for the last 13 years
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that bitch is butt ugly n all the sugeries in the world can’t help her.
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What effn surgery her body and her face is botched
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Oh Maria, go on ahead and *cutt that hoe*
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im soooo tired of this story 😦
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“Baena also had cosmetic surgery work done to enhance her appearance….” that shit didn’t work!
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ya’ll know this hoe is nasty! How come we can’t stone people no more
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In all fairness it isn’t her fault.. we’ve all heard Arnold speak.. his Inglish sucks… he prob said come cut the grass and she herd come give me some azz…
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In all fairness it isn’t her fault.. we’ve all heard Arnold speak.. his Inglish sucks… he prob said come cut the grass and she herd come give me some azz…
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🙂 He liked it and couldnt say no (LMAO)
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In all fairness it isn’t her fault.. we’ve all heard Arnold speak.. his Inglish sucks… he prob said come cut the grass and she herd come give me some azz…~~~~~~~~~
LOL. I heard that she persued him. I’m beginning to believe it. This woman really did want to be Maria.
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SIDE NOTE:
THAT SKIZZA MUST HAVE THE BOMB POOH NA NA, ARNOLD BOUGHT A HOUSE FOR HER AND HER CURRENT BOO THNAG.
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@Sane
I don’t think she has the bomb poom poom Arnold is a man whore -if you look at the other mistresses they are fugly also
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don’t think she has the bomb poom poom Arnold is a man whore -if you look at the other mistresses they are fugly also
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idk…u know dem mexicans have the bomb tacos
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Whomever did work on her face needs to have their azz whipped with a tree trunk!
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She looks related to the joker from batman. She needs to sue the plastic surgeon(s) that worked on her. She looks like she was botched up pretty bad.
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Is that all it took for her to seduce Ahnold was a blk velvet Mexican Freakum dress?
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Patty look like she eats outta bowl that says “Spike” on it.
Bish look like her name shoulda been Rufus.
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Yea she’s in pretty bad shape, gee wizz. At least she got some *titties*.. Still dont do her no good smh…
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THIS SHYT RIGHT HEA! SCANDALOUS!!!!!!!!!!
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Yo- this bish face looks like some stuff I flushed earlier!!!
She got a face like a babboon’s azZ!!! No REALLY!!! It LOOKS like a babboon’s azz!!! I’ma find a pic to post!
DAMN!!!! Is Arnold blind in one eye or something?
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DAMN!!!! Is Arnold blind in one eye or something?
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I need to log off right now. Y’all gone get me fired!
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Yo- this bish face looks like some stuff I flushed earlier!!!
She got a face like a babboon’s azZ!!! No REALLY!!! It LOOKS like a babboon’s azz!!! I’ma find a pic to post!
DAMN!!!! Is Arnold blind in one eye or something?
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Bish was prolly making herself invisible like the “Predator”
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DAMN!!!! Is Arnold blind in one eye or something?
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His face eyes didn’t work but his 3rd eye did…
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I think this bish eats Kibbles’N’Bits!!
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I think this bish eats Kibbles’N’Bits!!
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Beneful Playful Life and Snacking Slices
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Patty look like a damn 1990 Buick Regal.
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DAMN!!!
This bish got a face (and a body) like she eats afterbirth!!!
I just cant get over it…..I don’t think I’ve ever seen a mistress with a face this unfortunate before. This bish delays my period!! That’s her bad her face is!
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*jumps in the convo like double dutch*
Who eats dog food?
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Patty look like a damn 1990 Buick Regal.
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Just bulky as HAIL round the mid-section…like an old American cow.
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Patty look like a damn 1990 Buick Regal.
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That’s a deuce and quartah’ in the body right there! And a ‘79 Pacer in the face!
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DAMN!!!
This bish got a face (and a body) like she eats afterbirth!!!
I just cant get over it…..I don’t think I’ve ever seen a mistress with a face this unfortunate before. This bish delays my period!! That’s her bad her face is!
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**STFU** LOL
I was thinking more like an ovary itch!
The biggest question is why this broad over Maria? If I had to guess the answer would involve his big EGO. See this pre-menopausal looking Atilla-the-hunt chica, really knew how to feed his big EGO. Telling his broke-down Fabio looking ass he was the King. And who knows, Maria may have some control issues that belittle his big EGO or maybe Maria was a real Star-fish in the bed. Also, the maid looks like a ‘quiet-ho’ too, so after all his political runs, just who is resposible for exposing this love child?
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“Baena also had cosmetic surgery work done to enhance her appearance.”
😦
She needs a refund…………….
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She needs a refund…………….
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No, thats code for she photo shopped her pictures… she didn’t have any work done…ugly biatch!
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She needs a refund…………….
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She need a medical malpractice suit…
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That bish had to have had an automobile hit her in the face for her to look like that!! I aint never seen somebody need a Personal Injury lawyer so bad in my life!
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That bish had to have had an automobile hit her in the face for her to look like that!! I aint never seen somebody need a Personal Injury lawyer so bad in my life!
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🙂 So glad Im out this piece in 20 mins see yall in the afterlife tho I haven’t left yet
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Maria should have made some guacamole out this taco eating spongebob shaped Hoe……*Just my thoughts*…
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LOL @ “Maria should have made some guacamole out this taco eating spongebob shaped Hoe”
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“According to TMZ, Baena and Schwarzenegger had sex in Maria and Arnold’s marital bed daily.”
You mean to tell me that Maria couldn’t feel the dent that this linebacking, Ving-Rhames-Faced bish left in her bed??!! Damn boxspring had to be touching the flo’!!
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“According to TMZ, Baena and Schwarzenegger had sex in Maria and Arnold’s marital bed daily.”
You mean to tell me that Maria couldn’t feel the dent that this linebacking, Ving-Rhames-Faced bish left in her bed??!! Damn boxspring had to be touching the flo’!!
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🙂 LMAO!!!!!! can’t take it!!!!!!!!!
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PARTY PARTY LETS ALL GET WASTED CAUSE TOMORROW IS NOT PROMISED
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The rapture isn’t tomorrow
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This bish is more gangsta than anyone I could know or dream of: You sleep in my bed with my hubby, and still make up my bed after you finish! Where they do that at? Damn, Terminator…that’s real foul!!!!!
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I’m beginning to think that Arnold had genuine feelings for that maid.
And kudos to him for at least taking responsiblity for his kid.
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I’m beginning to think that Arnold had genuine feelings for that maid.
And kudos to him for at least taking responsiblity for his kid.
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That joka was just being smart. Keep the side piece as happy as possible so she won’t pull da “hoe card”.
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I FAIL TO BE PERSUADED THAT MARIA WAS CLUELESS, BUT YOU STAY STRONG.
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that picture (the 1st one) is funny as all hail people. 🙂
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Im out too talk to you guys on Monday
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She did nothing right morally speaking so all of the things she acquired dont mean chit to anyone with morals and character
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She did nothing right morally speaking so all of the things she acquired dont mean chit to anyone with morals and character
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RIGHT! And she still shaped like a Brown Paper Bag full of Popcorn
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To someone with depth and some kind of integrity this means absolutely nothing in the long run
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she wasnt married to Maria, I mean the whole thing is fucked up yes, but he made her feel comfortable enough to do what she wanted.
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The more I think about it, I think she DID know, but was satisfied with this being a secret child. When he told her he didn’t want to hide it anymore, she jumped ship. Arnold a bold, bold man.
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If you knew and you stayed cause you were getting something out of it, you get no sympathy from me.
I still ain’t gonna side with the ho part of the equation. Here either.
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YVONNE who you telling sad part is that we as a society accepts and defends such behaivors because its the in thing to do.
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if she knew then, you take that shit like a champ.
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if she knew then, you take that sh!t like a champ.
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What does this mean??? Should she have divorced him when she found out or waited and tried to make it work like most Kennedy women do? I’m really not trying to be crass, but I always get amused by this way of thinking…like is being a governor’s wife all that when you are already a member of the Kennedy dynasty? IJS…
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Some woman are just low down dirty losers. Get your own man shheeesssh WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!
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Maria has known since the lust child went through his 12 month growth spurt- aka the one when his head grew.
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judging from the side by side photos of those two chicks.. I’d say that the gover- nator has impeccable taste 🙂
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I heard Viagra can do magic tricks to the dck…like one of my co-worker said her husband took one just for fun one night and it was the best sex she ever had…
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I heard Viagra can do magic tricks to the dck…like one of my co-worker said her husband took one just for fun one night and it was the best sex she ever had…
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You don’t take Viagra for fun, you take it because you can’t get it up for over 10 minutes—
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As a child who had a father who did this $hit many times over, I can say, with experience, that the children Arnold had with Maria will be affected the most by this.
I was about 26 years old before I realized that I was offically over it, but I carried that with me for a long, long time and it honestly affected my family dynamic to the point where relationships never got back on track. People were forgiven… but it’s still not forgotten.
SMH
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Wow… she still looked terrible back then 😦
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MEN LIKE HIM AND WOMEN LIKE HER SHOULD ALL BE SHIPPED (WITH THEIR KIDS) TO THEIR OWN PLANET SO THEY CAN PROCREATE WITHIN THEMSELVES AND HURT EACH OTHER. ARNOLD IS A SCUM BAG AND SHE IS SCUM BAG SUCKER!! HE MAKES ME SICK
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HEEEEY CEO FAM!!!! Happy Friday!!
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HEEEEY CEO FAM!!!! Happy Friday!!
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heifer it’s 11:31 PM on a Friday night? Have you been drinking?
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HEEEEY CEO FAM!!!! Happy Friday!!
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heifer it’s 11:31 PM on a Friday night? Have you been drinking?
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LMAO 🙂
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I like Maria..or i think Im thinking about Carolyn K, but Im sure Maria will have her own talk show by the end of the year. They say all publicity is good publicity, so Im sure people will want to see her based on that alone.
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I like Maria..or i think Im thinking about Carolyn K, but Im sure Maria will have her own talk show by the end of the year. They say all publicity is good publicity, so Im sure people will want to see her based on that alone.
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She may get some curious folks who like juice and gossip wagging their tongues at the dirt, but IMHO she did not and does not need Arnold for any of this…she comes from an extremely well-known and rich family, so she never needed Arnold…She put her career on hold to support his governor run…he’s a washed up movie star…I mean to me it’s like comparing apples to oranges…
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I like Maria..or i think Im thinking about Carolyn K, but Im sure Maria will have her own talk show by the end of the year. They say all publicity is good publicity, so Im sure people will want to see her based on that alone.
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Honestly I haven’t even paid attention to Maria…she rolled out and that’s it…but acknowledging Arnold for his trifling ways does not equal giving Maria sympathy IMHO…it is what it is…
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Honestly I haven’t even paid attention to Maria…she rolled out and that’s it…but acknowledging Arnold for his trifling ways does not equal giving Maria sympathy IMHO…it is what it is…
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If you knew and you stayed cause you were getting something out of it, you get no sympathy from me.
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If you knew and you stayed cause you were getting something out of it, you get no sympathy from me.
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How can Maria not have known? The boy looks like Arnold!!!
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Note to all the ceo bishes: clean ya own damn house and be weary of bishes who envy you and cook and clean yo house!
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That bitch need a beat down!!! point, blank, period!
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No one remotely expected he would have had sex with someone so unattractive.
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The Spermanator….Mm……..The Fornicator.
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The Spermanator….Mm……..The Fornicator.
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-> LMAO!!!
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all i know is, that mistress bitch is hard on the damn eyes.
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her face is HARD enough to kill a niggas erection!
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her face is HARD enough to kill a niggas erection!
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Nah dat face can control sex cause i woulda had to fuck her with a bag over dat damn face.
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all i know is, that mistress bitch is hard on the damn eyes.
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This goes to show you that looks aren’t everything because this chick is ugly as hell and she has a dysfunctional body! Arnold was real dumb!!! How you gone cheat on your wife and make a baby at that??? This shows you that men will FUCK anything because she ain’t even on the level of his wife.
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This woman he had sex with… she is a bit ugly isn’t she??? I tell ya it’s shocking.
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Betrayal and deceit in a marriage are almost impossible to forgive. And even though Arnold is guilty of that, he has tried to act honorably toward his responsibility for his actions since his infidelity. I hope he will learn from this that marriage vows are meant to be kept, that the rules apply to everyone, and there are consequences for our actions.
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